Artemis II is launching into space to visit the dark side of the moon. We don't want to hear about any signs of life unless it's The Great Gazoo

Donald Trump is addressing the nation on TV tonight to assure everyone that everything is fine.

Congress has allegedly made a deal to fund DHS. Tyler Perry tried to fund the TSA, but buzzkills are making agents return his gift cards.

Tiger Woods had pills on him during his most recent traffic crash. He failed his sobriety test, but at least he's making money because the polo he was wearing sold out. For some reason The View defended Tiger Woods.

Kristie Noem's husband and his hot pants are the talk of the town in Washington. She now has the excuse to be out in the open with Corey Lewandowski.

Maz joins us after a Detroit Tigers loss, mourns the death of Ambrosia founder Christopher North, calls the Detroit Lions cheap, questions Tom Izzo's flirtation with the Phoenix Suns, Michigan PG Elliot Cadieux gets food poisoning, making the cover of the Hudson Dispatch, Love Story: JFK Jr, and his own personal Carolyn Bessette.

We check Oprah Winfrey's Who's Dated Who because we cannot think of any other man she's dated. Drew digs up more Oprah stories from the Kitty Kelly unauthorized biography.

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