👴 Existential Dread & Ear Hair: The Two Sides of Getting Old 🧔

It starts subtly—maybe a couple of gray hairs, maybe a sore knee. But for us, the real rock bottom is the sudden, horrifying realization that you have the "hairiest ears I've ever seen" and you might be turning into your dad... literally, in the shower. This week, we dive deep into the mysteries of why aging means the hair leaves your head only to set up a loud, visible shop on your ears.

Plus, is it just us, or do our shoulders now have the exact same width as our love handles? We're a solid block! Listen in as we unpack the trauma of the side-profile mirror, debate the true "point" of ear hair, and reveal the secret to military-pressing your way out of becoming a Sasquatch. You might need a magnifying mirror for this one!