Kids Today with Their Portable TVs  | Off in the Weeds 041

• Cell phones - wave of the future in TV entertainment
• Remember when we had to have community tv watching sessions?
• Melrose Place gatherings
• Short-lived social channels and which social channels are best for funsies
• Old men like Clooney having babies
• Donald’s Twitter
• Who said it? Bannon or Voldemort
• This is our time to revolt! Everyone gets their chance, right?
• John hates tattoos

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• Mercury Retrograde is affecting The Dad
• Vert Living vs Tiny Houses
• The Poo Haiku of vegetables
• The perils of regifting
• Holiday gifts that are ridiculously extra
• Punching or talking your way out of a situation? Which is better?
• The beauty of a Yankee Swap

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• Jess is adjusting to being mothered
• Why don’t people understand what “work from home” means
• The new segment entitled, Who, Me?
• Whose idea is it to save your sauces for eternity?
• BK and mustard - can you even GET mustard out of them?
• Definition of being “ready” for the holidays
• Google Express made John’s life!
• Wild turkeys and deer

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• Holiday weight gain - John’s having second thoughts about being skinny
• Mother in laws and their non-digital habits
• Dementia - keeps you on your toes, makes things fun
• TV Hiatus - John is bitter without winter programming
• Mayans MC - the Sons spin-off - are we excited?
• Porn and comedy don’t mix. We found a podcast that’s proof
• Why your ex shouldn’t be your emergency contact
• The beautiful horror of a hallmark movie

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• Mansplaining and the communication problems behind it
• Asexuality and sex scenes - do you enjoy watching people hook up or hate it?
• Men and women at work - what should men do so they don’t get punched?
• Susan Sarandon won’t vote with her vagina - will you!
• Ralph Macchio turning 55! And other celeb birthday shockers
• Would you choose pop tarts or rice krispie treats?
• How can John fall asleep faster?

• Susan Sarandon’s Voting Advice
• Would You Rather - Vending Machine Edition

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• John gets a stress test - and it mostly sucks bc he’s furry
• Jess is dismayed by our current society
• John waxes religious about letting everyone do what they gotta do
• We commiserate about people who call their pets “fur babies”
• Should you spoon your dog?
• Twitter and Vine and building your whole biz around someone else’s platform.
• Halloween “Would You Rather” - learn some fun stuff about John and Jess!
• Wild Turkeys horrifying local residents in California
• Teenager gets head stuck in pumpkin while family laughs their ass off.

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Links:

• Pumpkin gets stuck on head
• YouTube - Pumpkin Video
• Wild Turkeys
• Halloween “Would You Rather”

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• We discuss other people John shares a birthday with, and what else happened in history today
• Jess is SUPER over NYC - here’s why
• Pumpkin season! Do we care??
• Pumpkin foods and what we think. Do you like any of them?
• HURRICANE!
• Clown hysteria and the real threat
• Kim Kardashian robbery - did she deserve it? Was it in an inside job?
• Is the single life really better than having a wife and kids? John envies the single life.
• If we could go back and wish away our marriages, we would. But not the kids.
• Some men show up just to pay bills. Some men are only expected to show up and pay the bills. Some men don’t know what’s going on until shit hits the fan. Some dads are shitty. Some are over involved. And apparently, all moms coddle their kids.

Links:

• http://www.yotel.com/en/hotels/yotel-new-york
• http://www.scarymommy.com/golden-girls-action-figures-new-york-comic-con/
• http://people.com/food/pumpkin-spice-food-guide/caramel-almond-pumpkin-spice-kind-bars

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• We celebrate International Podcast Day by recording a podcast.
• Jessica’s Father Andy joins the show.
• Most people over 50 still use their AOL email address
• John talks about people’s intolerance for conflicting opinions on social media.
• The NFL’s TV ratings are down 10% this year.  We discuss our theories on why.
• How Gary Johnson can actually beat Trump & Clinton without winning the popular vote.
• John was a guest on Ramona Rice’s Sports Gal Pal Podcast
• We play “Would You Rather?”

 Links:

• The Congressional Dish 133 The Electoral College
• Sport’s Gal Pal Podcast with John
• NFL Ratings Drop Across The Board In Week 3

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• Colin Kaepernick doesn’t stand for the national anthem and Jess is super annoyed about it
• John and Jessica argue, AGAIN, about #blacklivesmatter and why it matters. This is exhausting for both of them
• Melania - is she considered a “whore” for doing nude spreads? How much damage did the “escort” accusation really do?
• John thinks the FBI killed Marilyn Monroe
• Pam Anderson wants us to stay away from porn
• Kaley Cuoco - showing her boobs
• Jess doesn’t think highly of Kaley bc she’s “not a feminist”
• Jess hates #gotoplessgo
• Jess is a big prude.
• John thinks the Brock Turner judge is a sexual deviant.

Links:

• Not standing for the National Anthem
• Melania wasn’t an escort
• Pam says stay away from porn
• Pam Anderson’s roast
• Kaley Cuoco - showing her boobs
• Go Topless Anthem
• Judge in Brock Turner case campaigning for job

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• John trained a monkey to write our show notes! Let’s give the monkey a rest and Jess will do it
• John’s first meetup! Lesson about Dunkin: ALWAYS GET THE MEDIUM. #amiright
• John’s wardrobe malfunction
• Meeting the podcast clan at a Philly meetup
• Lynette Young and her amazingness
• The legend of Jared Easley
• What we can learn from John as a speaker
• Entrepreneur podcasts - is it possible to be original??
• Finding Prince Charming
• Which group is the most dramatic?
• Psychics, mediums and hauntings
• Moms and their crazy rules
• John and his daughter and shyness
• Should he push his daughter into doing a podcast?
• Fall shows - what’s coming back and what we are looking forward to
• Golden Girls Gospel does the trick

Links:

• Finding Prince Charming
• Joyful Telepathy Podcast
• Fall Premiere
• Timeless

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