Off the Chain with Doberman Dan

Imagine...

Dreaming up an idea for a smartphone app...

...outsourcing all the work to some programming geek in India for a few hundred bucks...

...then sitting back as copious quantities of cashola are crammed into your corpulent coffers...

...and you become a CASH MILLIONAIRE.

Maybe you don't have to just imagine it.

'Cuz that's what one of my guests has done.

He and his students are responsible for more than 300 MILLION downloads in the App Store.

AND... he has created several other "app millionaires" by teaching his process to them.

Click here now to check out my interview with Chad Mureta, the Millionaire-Maker... on the newest episode of Off The Chain.

All the best, Doberman Dan

Ever see those hypnotist stage acts?

The ones where they hypnotize people and have them do weird stuff......barking like dogs, strutting like chickens... getting spanked like monkeys?

You know the ones.

Well that's mere child's play compared to what the world's best hypnotist can do.

He can turn you into a slave... and compel you to sacrifice your entire LIFE in servitude...

And give up your money... your beliefs... your MORALS...

Your entire mind...

Hell, even your CHILDREN, for God's sake!

In fact, you're hypnotized by him RIGHT NOW......and it has already DESTROYED the better part of your life.

Click here to snap out of your trance...

All the best, Doberman Dan

My heart can be had for free... but my mind is only available for rent.

That's why I only answer marketing questions from the knights in my Marketing

Camelot. 'Cuz they pay me.

But every now and then it's fun to answer other kinds of questions on my podcast.

So that's what I did.

Kinda like the old "Viewer Mail" segment on the Letterman show. (But not as funny.)

I answered questions about...

My insecurities about my guitar playing... why real musicians hate smooth jazz... taking

L-theanine vs. vodka, heroin or morphine...

...hacking your brain... speed reading... sensory deprivation tanks... meditation...

...how to get in touch with pure consciousness connected to the quantum field so you

have access to all possibilities in the universe...

You know... typical business stuff. (He said with tongue planted firmly in cheek.)

Click here to give it a listen...

All the best,

Doberman Dan

Back in the day, before any schmuck with Garageband and a YouTube account could release an album, a no-name guitar teacher, Joe Satriani, had an idea.

He used the money he had left on a credit card to record his own instrumental album, and release it on his own record label, started from his kitchen table. (Album name, "Not of this earth." Hence the subject line.)

This is typical these days. But back in 1984, this was unchartered territory.

With a net worth that's now estimated at $12 million... from doing his own thang... well, let's just say that it worked out pretty well for Joe.

You see, Joe isn't just a musician. He's an entrepreneur and his product is music.

And I've learned a lot from him.

I think you will, too... if you click here and check out the newest episode of Off The Chain.

All the best,

Doberman Dan

I recently had an interesting conversation with fellow Floridian, Jack Born.

Jack is a marketer who created is AW Pro Tools. It's brilliant. It gives Aweber (the email program) some super duper kick ass list segmentation abilities.

Also Deadline Funnel. Another cool online tool to use on websites and in email to get people off the fence and buying your stuff.

So we chatted about the business of creating online tools.

And that was fun. You might even decide to get into that biz yourself.

But the REALLY good stuff happened after all the business talk.

That's when I asked him a very personal question.

And rather than give me some pat, socially acceptable, politically correct answer......he jammed in the rib spreader, cracked open his chest and exposed his heart.

He shared some painful lessons he learned recently.

You can almost FEEL the energy of the whole interview shift at that point.

Well, I could.

I felt it was the best part of the interview... and I wish we could've spoken more about it.

Maybe you will, too.

Click here now to give it a listen and see if you agree...

All the best,

Doberman Dan

I recently had an interesting conversation with fellow Floridian, Jack Born.

Jack is a marketer who has recently specialized in creating tools that solve problems for online marketers.

One of the tools he created is AW Pro Tools. It's brilliant. It gives Aweber (the email program) some super duper kick ass list segmentation abilities.

But AW Pro Tools is just one of the things Jack is known for. He has done, and is doing, lots of other cool stuff in the marketing world.

So we chatted about the business of creating online tools.

And that was fun. You might even decide to get into that biz yourself.

But the REALLY good stuff happened after all the business talk.

That's when I asked him a very personal question. And rather than give me some pat, socially acceptable, politically correct answer...

...he jammed in the rib spreader, cracked open his chest and exposed his heart.

He shared some stuff that has been quite emotionally hurtful.

Stuff we have ALL dealt with at one time or another.

You can almost FEEL the energy of the whole interview shift at that point. Well, I could.

I felt it was the best part of the interview... and I wish we could've spoken more about it.

Maybe you will, too.

Click here now to give it a listen and see if you agree...

All the best,

Doberman Dan

Guitar players are cruel.

But it's kinda funny...

The ones who are the cruelest... and the meanest... are exactly the same as every other

critic in your life.

They ALL have something in common.

It used to piss me off. But nowadays I find it absolutely frickin' hilarious.

And you will too... once you discover this.

Heck, if you get the little lesson contained in my little rant, I bet it will help you make

more progress in the next 12 months than you've made in the last 12 YEARS.

It's all explained on latest episode of Off The Chain... waiting for you here...

All the best,

Doberman Dan

Get this...

The other day some punk 23-year- old kid asked my opinion.

He recently graduated from college... and like the bazillion other kids who went 6-

figures into debt for college... he can't get a job.

So he wanted to know what I thought about him becoming a life coach.

Yeah... a 23-year old life coach.

Listen... if you use ANY kind of "hired gun" experts, you absolutely MUST hear my

response.

So click away here to hear that now on the latest episode of Off The Chain...

All the best,

Doberman Dan

Imagine this:

Your job has just been eliminated.

No matter how highfalutin it was... and how much of a big shot you were.

No matter if you were the CFO of Yada Yada Enterprises...

Or you were a bigshot attorney with some fancy pants law firm...

You've just been terminated.

And you're only employment option is this:

You gotta go hang out on the corner with the illegal Mexicans every morning waiting for

the truck to come by.

You know... THAT truck.

The one where the white guy driving it says, "Hey, boys, I need a framer, a guy who can

do plumbing and an attorney."

And so just the day before you were a high-paid attorney at some Fortune 500

company...

...and now the only way you can feed your family is by hanging out with the illegal

Mexicans every day... merely hoping to get some sort of "paid by the day" job.

Actually... you don't have to imagine it. It's happening NOW.

Click here to listen to all the details on the latest episode of Off The Chain.

All the best,

Doberman Dan

I've got a secret.

A secret that has exponentially boosted my productivity.

Thereby simultaneously boosting my income... and happiness.

It's a secret hidden within the movie "Rain Main" with Tom Cruise and Dustin Hoffman.

(No, this secret has nothing to do with Scientology.)

But it's probably the breakthrough you've been looking for if you want to get more done

in less time.

Click here to discover all the exciting details on my latest episode of "Off The Chain."

All the best,

Doberman Dan