My father had LOFTY goals for me as a child. * "You should be a Writer or an Actor", he told me. * "But, I wanna be a Lawyer", I said. * "You now have but one parent", he replied, as his back disappeared though the door. * After being fired from my eventual short-lived Legal Assistant job, my DJ career commenced. * My mother said "You are so great.  Everyone should be like you." * "Thanks, Ma, but the world needs some practical people as well." * And so we have OFF THE HOOK, the non-practical, not-exactly-artistic, UNINTIMIDATING friend you visit every week on KXSF 102.5FM /  https://kxsf.fm/