Off The Hook With Gage

From his secret regional outpost, high atop Mount Baldy, SANTA GAGE has twice checked his list and it turns out you OFF THE HOOK listeners have been EXCEEDINGLY NICE! * You've listened to and supported OFF THE HOOK unwaveringly! * BUT, double-checking your wish lists, your desired Christmas musical requests have been -how to put this?- a tad Standard, if we may put it euphemistically! * Santa Gage knows what's best for you (and S.G. rules with an iron switch!), so in order you don't turn into a bunch of stagnant work-elves, Santa Gage will provide a more CONTEMPORARY holiday playlist on today's OFF THE HOOK! * Merriment and Jingleberries on KXSF 102.5FM https://kxsf.fm/ !

The LUCK you find finds you first -good or bad, who can say? * But, SHAKY Joe and his Bad News Crew ain't gonna put their NERVOUS vibes on Today's OFF THE HOOK! * We'll cancel their FEAR and no HAZARD shall befall OFF THE HOOK listeners who CHANCE upon the Glad Tidings of The Show That Don't Snow! * Throw the dice on KXSF 102.5FM https://kxsf.fm/  for the CRAPSHOOT that is OFF THE HOOK!

The WARNING was a bust, but be prepared to be SWEPT AWAY in a Tsunami of GROOVY SOUNDS on today's OFF THE HOOK! * Underwater Seismic Activity has churned up some Rare Specimens lurking DEEP on the ocean floor and guess who's snatched them up in their Great Net to fling before you for your Auditory Approval? * OFF THE HOOK, that's who! * The Birthday Segment is positively waterlogged with GREAT CATCHES, so soak it in on OFF THE HOOK on KXSF 102.5FM

Today is your LAST CHANCE to relax before the dominoes of Seasonal Stress Season (SSS) start tumbling down! * After today, you're obliged to think of and comingle with others! * If SSS sounds like the air coming out of your tires, don't worry because OFF THE HOOK will get you to your Personal Happy Place (PHP) before you're deflated and out of gas! * If we can pass the stress test that is Crazy Holiday Time (CHT), we'll be in good shape come Januar- oh... uh, we'd better get our kicks today on OFF THE HOOK! * KXSF 102.5FM  https://kxsf.fm/

People are always fighting about OFF THE HOOK! * What is it? * "It's genius!"  "It's drivel!" * 

"It's startlingly new!"  "It's old hat!" * "It's homespun!"  "It's AI!" * What the heck IS it? * These questions are not my problem! * Suffice it to say, OFF THE HOOK is three hours of recorded music and live talking. * Is it boring? * Take it from the horse's mouth: "Nay!" *

 OFF THE HOOK, The Show That Shows on KXSF 102.5FM https://kxsf.fm/

OFF THE HOOK * Still standing * Same life-affirming programming * Welling over with sorrow, OUTRAGE and disgust, but not yet sinking to despair * We're ON THE OTHER SIDE now and must stay sharp and hopeful * We're exhausted, but willful * Let's give ourselves some time to REPLENISH our emotional resources and listen to music healing and cathartic * OFF THE HOOK: an oasis of civility starting at 1:00 on KXSF 102.5FM https://kxsf.fm/

Will Jolly Japes and Mirthful Music get us through Today's post-Halloween / pre-Election Day episode of OFF THE HOOK? *  It has to! * The specter of impending havoc and CHAOS has your host so spooked and TWISTED up with anxiety, it's best that we just SAVOR the moment (life-affirming new music), act like nothing's wrong (quality, uncensored programming, as usual) and HOPE for the best! * Speaking of best: OFF THE HOOK on KXSF 102.5FM / https://kxsf.fm/  VOTE! for OFF THE HOOK (and your -I mean my- favorite presidential candidate on Tuesday)!

Let's protect your right to FREE PROGRAMMING! * Programming you didn't necessarily ask for, but programming that, by gosh, is your INALIENABLE right! * While other programs conspire to keep you in the dark about what's really going on in the world of music, OFF THE HOOK tells it straight, lifting the veil of complacent conformity to reveal -through programming that you may not actually care for- a sometimes MESSY reality that will induce and indeed GOOSE Critical Thinking! * You cannot choose if not given a choice and you are NOT alright with that! * Knock the block off the bloc that would block your right to rock -the OFF THE HOOK way! * KXSF 102.5FM / https://kxsf.fm/

There is LESS THAN 3 WEEKS LEFT before the Next OFF THE HOOK! * It is, after all, a weekly program. * But, OFF THE HOOK will be on the scene Today monitoring the latest results, and CURRENT POLLING shows The Show That Shows showing a CONTINUED LEAD in districts with the good taste to tune in! * OFF THE HOOK is PRO-CHOICE and would never tell a woman or man what to do with their ears (if it could make listening mandatory, it would, but that's not part of the PROJECT 102.5 manifesto, darn it!) * Make my voice heard and exercise your right to be enthralled on KXSF 102.5FM https://kxsf.fm/ !