"WEIRD": the word Democrats are now using to disparage their opponents. * But, that's the kind of Weird that really means Evil and Insane, not the benign, CULTURALLY CURIOUS, making-the-world-better-by-encouraging-WILFULLY OBSCURE-artistic-statements-in the-name-of-broadening-minds-and-supporting-freedom-of-thought kind of Weird that OFF THE HOOK listeners identify as! * OFF THE HOOK, the Show That Shows you there IS a choice, but only one! * Get on the right side of Weird at 1:00 on KXSF 102.5FM   https://kxsf.fm/

OFF THE HOOK asks not for ALLEGIANCE to its cause * because it isn't a Cause. * It's a causeway atop a FREE-FLOWING resource: the fresh-water stream from which you may SLAKE YOUR THIRST for the latest sounds! * OFF THE HOOK is a 12-year institution appearing through the auspices of that VENERABLE institution KXSF, itself a STALWART BULWARK against the mundanities of mediocrity! * OFF THE HOOK does its GOODEST and never lies! * There is only one choice:  OFF THE HOOK on KXSF 102.5FM https://kxsf.fm/ * LOYALISTS reward themselves!

Bombs bursting in your head after yesterday's SHAMEFUL INDULGENCES? * You need a Balm nursing you instead: the balm that is the OFF THE HOOK Post-Freedom(*) Afterparty! * While you may want to relish what could be your LAST HANGOVER celebrating your accustomed liberties, OFF THE HOOK aims to put you on the Road to Recovery (and positivity) with healingly INSPIRING SOUNDS to keep you the Fight-For-Righter we know you to be! * Tune in when others tune out: OFF THE HOOK on KXSF 102.5FM https://kxsf.fm/ !

The transportive POWER OF MUSIC sees us through days of worry and dread, LIFTING US above a banal evil that would rip the very foundations of our shared reality out from under us and plunge us headlong into an abyss of unquestioning conformity! * Just as OFF THE HOOK fights against the scourge of commercial radio on a weekly basis, so too must we ALL rally to preserve our Rights in the face of Existential Threat! * But first we must steady ourselves in the REJUVENATING SOLACE that is OFF THE HOOK, for to fortify and renew our passion to live in inspiring FREEDOM, away from senseless authority and unceasing drear. * KXSF 102.5FM  https://kxsf.fm/  

What's a Radio Program without some SUMMER SONGS on the 2nd day of Summer? * OFF THE HOOK, The Show That Snows on expectations! * While JUNE GLOOM is likely, the musical forecast on OFF THE HOOK is WILDLY UNPREDICTABLE! * Only things certain are:  CRAZY-NEW releases, the Birthday Segment, and of course the weather-proof personality of your host, Gage Kenady! * So, layer up!  We don't know what we're in for, but maybe bring some galoshes. KXSF 102.5FM  https://kxsf.fm/

Take a trip to Offthehookland. * Park your car.  Lock it. * The WILD ABANDON starts here! * * Check your pulse at the door. * WILDMAN Gage Kenady sees to your needs.  "May I offer you a Free Ticket?" * IT COULDN'T GET ANY CRAZIER!! * * Oh, the MAYHEM  -Registered, on call. * OFF THE HOOK on KXSF 102.5FM   https://kxsf.fm/  Drop-ins welcome.  Dropouts encouraged.

"Tomorrow's another day" * Who in their right mind would say a thing like that? * Well, sorry, Tomorrow doesn't exist! * There is only Today! * and "Seizing The Day" means grasping the slippery eel that is OFF THE HOOK now! * If you think you can twist that squirming serpent into an infinite figure-eight, you'll find yourself empty-handed! * "Tomorrow": a word that means "nothing", and nothing would behoove you more than existing today for OFF THE HOOK on KXSF 102.5FM  https://kxsf.fm/ * 

A GREAT DAY FOR DEMOCRACY! * Business as usual for OFF THE HOOK! * 

OFF THE HOOK HAS NEVER 

1) attempted to falsify records -all LPs played on OFF THE HOOK are genuine and the property of OFF THE HOOK! * 

2) attempted to defraud listeners -all programming and comments heard are those of its host alone! * 

3) attempted to make false entries into Spinitron -all above-board accounting, y'all! *

4) attempted to influence an erection -OFF THE HOOK has no control over the reaction of listeners! * 

As to the charge of inciting slavish devotion with BOLD AND STRIKING PROGRAMMING -GUILTY AS CHARGED! * OFF THE HOOK on KXSF 102.5FM https://kxsf.fm/ 

(Way) back in the day, DJs were Rock Stars, too -or at least your best friend that you could rely on to hip you to the LATEST GROOVY SOUNDS, helping you through your sodden, dreary day. * OFF THE HOOK's Gage Kenady brings back this SPECIAL RELATIONSHIP, free of the distractions of Ugly Politics, Social Media FOMO, and Taylor Swift! * When he gets it right (every show), he gets it RIGHT ON! * OFF THE HOOK on KXSF 102.5FM  https://kxsf.fm/

Nervous listeners crochet themselves to the wall with OFF THE HOOK's angsty rhythms! * The more sedate find their bottomless Barcalounger with OFF THE HOOK's lilting trills! * All come together for the Birthday Segment * and diehard junkies who make it to the end will be treated today to the Return of OFF THE HOOK's Legendary Record Race, where twin 45s hurtle towards the finish groove to see who makes it there first -they're on separate tracks, so they never crash, it just can sound like it! * KXSF 102.5FM /  https://kxsf.fm/