This entire show is about syrup and absolutely no one talks about that enough. It has been hinted at previously but it is loud and in your face this episode. Riverdale is alllll about syrup. Archie goes with Cheryl to the annual tree tapping ceremony (for syrup) and the whole plot is very Troy Bolton in HSM2, Veronica tries to make peace with a very guilty conscience, Ethel returns, Hermione comes clean to Fred, Alice gets a new job and Betty is worried about Polly who is on a mission of her own. Grab some pancakes and settle in while Courtney and Kyra recap Riverdale Season 1 Chapter 9: La Grande 

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We're at the halfway point of season 1 of Riverdale and secrets are really starting to be revealed left and right! Hal Cooper is not the nice dad we all thought, Alice Cooper has a past that there are so many questions about, who is feeding Hiram (who we still have not seen) all of this information, how did no one guess that FP is actually a Serpent and how are the Core Four getting all their homework done?? We will probably never know the answer to the last question, but we're starting to get answers to the rest! Join Courtney and Kyra as they recap Season 1 Episode 8 of Riverdale: The Outsiders. (spoiler, there are no outsiders in this episode). 

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It's a big episode in season 1 of Riverdale! And while there are surely bigger ones to come, this one feels like it is when Riverdale really finds itself. Characters stop feeling like caricatures, the mystery is really ramping up and the girls are HERE. FOR. IT. A whole lot of time is spent with Jughead and FP Jones which, of course, Courtney and Kyra love. Cheryl and Betty team up and Veronica has huge Serena Vanderwoodsen  energy. Courtney and Kyra also talk about all the things they believe would send a victorian child into a coma and they realize that it's mostly just food. Grab some flaming hot cheetos and come along while Courtney and Kyra talk about Riverdale Season 1: Chapter 4: In a Lonely Place 

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They're back! Courtney and Kyra are back with another plot packed episode of Riverdale and that plot includes a whole lot of Josie. Courtney tries very hard to work through her feelings towards Josie (and lands on the fact that her own past as a theater kid has a lot to do with it). Jughead and Betty go visit the Sisters of Quiet Mercy and we finally meet Polly!!! Also Archie sings in front of other people and everyone (C and K included) are just so proud of him. Grab your sparkling water and come join us for Riverdale Episode 7! 

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We're back again for Season 1 Episode 5 of Riverdale! But first the Courtney and Kyra  catch up since last time they recorded and they have some very pointed words for anyone talking about stuff they don't know about.  They also have a lovely remembrance of Kyra's doggo, George, who crossed the rainbow bridge over the holidays. Then they meander over to a VERY jam packed episode of Riverdale. There's football, there's music, there is new budding romances, there is sleuthing, there is a creepy grandma in a creepy mansion and there is a very iconic funeral. Grab some maple ham and come along for the ride! #TrevNotTrevor 

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It's finally time! Courtney and Kyra's truest love has entered the show and they could not be more excited. Introducing FP Jones aka Skeet Ulrich.  Courtney and Kyra first talk about their predictions for the White Lotus finale before diving into why Scream (1996) is the most important movie of a generation and their personal favorite. Buckle in because you're about to learn a lot about Skeet and Scream. Also Ms Grundy?? Still a total monster. And the girls agree with Alice Cooper for once! A lot happening is happening in this episode so grab a milkshake, maybe watch Scream, and settle in to discuss Riverdale Season 1 Episode 4. 

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Well we got to the only episode that Courtney remembers from her original viewing. Tough that that episode is number 3 though. Courtney and Kyra meet their fave girl Dark Betty, Barb from Stranger Things shows up, they learn what Archie's dog's name is (Vegas), they both REALLY hate Ms Grundy, are both terrified of Alice Cooper and Courtney really can't stand Josie. Also they identify as huge Jughead girlys. Oh also? Courtney's apartment may very well be haunted and both girls just gloss right on past that fact. Put on some red lipstick and come along as Courtney and Kyra recap Riverdale Season 1 Chapter 3:  Body Double

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Courtney and Kyra are back to discuss season 1 episode 2 of Riverdale! Topics include illegal relationships in television, why are people so cool with said relationships (spoiler? the ladies that host this podcast are super not), Betty's emotional resilience, the ventilation in Courtney's apartment, and Cole Sprouse being hot (a theme that will run through this podcast we are sure).  Plus we get our first foursome milkshake at Pops! It's freezing out there so grab something warm (not a milkshake) and come along for the ride! 

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Welcome to the very first episode of Off the Rails! A podcast where two friends, Courtney and Kyra, have decided to take on a subject that they are most passionate about and share it with the world. That subject being overly dramatic teen television shows from the 2000s. Through their passion, there is something that these two have come to notice about all of these shows. At some point they go... off the rails. So Courtney and Kyra have decided to start with a show that potentially was never on the rails, Riverdale. Join as they break down the first episode of this truly unhinged television show and discuss the cast, the major plot points and all the absurdity that  comes along. Take a deep breath and buckle up. It's going to be a bumpy ride!

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Courtney and Kyra are coming at you this week after a very long and fun girls day and this episode is really all over the place as a result. They discuss Kyra's current woes with men and Courtney gives a much awaited update on her ears. Then they jet to New Mexico to talk about the first round of Katie's dates and they really try to get a handle on the Karl of it all (spoiler alert: they do not get a handle on it). As far as Bravo, the girls dig into this weeks RHONY and RHOBH and discuss Sonja calling out Ramona, Crystal's bravery surrounding her eating disorder, and discuss Garcelle's question... should Erika just have waited? 

TIME STAMPS
Catch Up: 0:00 - 16:24
Bachelorette: 16:24-30:37
RHONY: 30:37- 40:00
RHOBH:  40:00-55:17 (TW: Eating Disorders)

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