Offarious

The election in general and the second debate, in particular, is driving everyone insane plus the mechanics of mangina.

Brenda and Candice discuss trying out eHarmony, the women charged with running a fight club for babies, and the British man who ate his wife's placenta.

Candice and Brenda discuss the Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie tragedy, Tyler Perry's terrible movies, and a strange run in with an Orthodox Jewish teenager. Featured Links Creepy Caress – Patreon Creepy Caress – Facebook

Candice and Brenda discuss their favorite Golden Girl and breaking up with toxic friends. Featured Links Patreon Creepy Caress – Facebook

Brenda and Candice open Elio's gifts and discuss how Hillary might be a mannequin.

Brenda and Candice discuss the return of Candice's stalker and Mariah Carey's complete mess of a sister.

Candice and Brenda discuss the new movie Don't Breathe, the latest sexting scandal with Anthony "Carlos Danger" Weiner, and ITT Tech "schools" are finished. Featured Links Creepy Caress – Patreon Creepy Caress – Facebook

After a two week hiatus, Brenda and Candice briefly update the Olympics that nobody cares about, the disturbing news about Nate Parker, and Kanye's indescribably bad french fry poem.

Brenda and Candice discuss the return of Zika, the Olympics in Brazil which no one cares about, and various disturbing movies. Featured Links Patreon Creepy Caress – Facebook

Brenda and Candice discuss virtual reality porn and what it will do to society, the new charcoal infused hot dog from Ikea, and a poop themed restaurant that is opening in Toronto. Featured Links Patreon Creepy Caress – Facebook