In which the Goblins dive right into the long awaited episode on SCPs. From a buoy’s siren call to ye olde plague doctor, gifting your lifeblood of Bailey’s Irish Cream liquor during the holidays, hecking dark caves, and how the evil and mysterious most often manifests as the seemingly mundane.

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In which the Goblins demonstrate for a fifth time (possibly? We think?) that paying attention is tough work. From wanting to frolic with farm animals, having an unreliable sniffer, ass-pirations, brain shearing and the majestic occipital lobe, and the rollercoaster that is a brain that comes in and out of literal focus.

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In which the Goblins welcome the new year with more distraction, more goals, and an optimistic attitude. From setting yourself up for success, enjoying the process, and admiring some muscular, speedo-wearing Dugtrio. Who says you can’t have it all in 2024?

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In which the Goblins discuss becoming your best and truest bog witch-self. From making that good soup in your backyard, freeing your boobies from boob jail, connecting with nature, going from one windowless room to another all in the name of higher education and drying out your peepers, the interesting magnetism of witchcraft and paganism, blasphemous yoga, and the olde ways.

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In which the Goblins discuss the importance of creating the enrichment you need, want, and deserve. From stimulating all 5 of your senses, the power of a porch and hammock, how trampolines will give more bounce to the ounce, embracing your inner child, having work-life balance despite life’s demands, and accommodating your busy body as an adult.

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In which the Goblins jump right into the deliciously depraved month of Kinktober, 2023 edition. From its humble origins, how it’s okay to shame soooome kinks, the 0 to 100 “inspirational” prompts, becoming a human china hutch, pop culture inspired by some interesting sources, monster business time, and straying further, or closer to, the light of Christ.

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In which the Goblins take a trip back in time to when they were wee lasses and explore their fears. Featuring the abstract to concrete fear trajectory as one gets older, juicy spiders, the joys of talking to yourself in public, fuck ‘em up energy, and glue traps being stupid. P.S. We forgot to mention basements. Basements are scary.

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In which the Goblins bring their Elder Millenial™ expertise into the conversation. From the expectations to bring childrens into the world, being a proud plant and/or pet parent, working to live or living to work, getting the Barbie house of your dreams (you thought), personal fulfillment, and living that good life for life at the vampire mansion. To quote - “I am getting so sick of millennials and their attitude. Always walkin’ around like they rent the place.” Don’t worry Gen X, we didn’t forget about you.

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In which the Goblins go through another riveting list, focusing on their favorite haunted or cursed items. From a diamond that results in a gruesome but vague end, whether a stone has a post office box, the continued trope of a bride wronged, having a cohost who is always stoked to discuss the things you won’t, the expectation vs. reality of horror films and their haunted inspirations, and focusing on the arts. But only when they’re very likely haunted.

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In which the Goblins continue discussing their favorite spooky spaces, featuring many a domestic selection! From the ongoing mystery of what really happened in the Borden household, Alcatraz (aka The Rock - not to be confused with your favorite turtleneck and chain-wearing wrestler), prisons and them being a popular hotbed for hauntings, and a portal to Hell in the Czech Republic. The monks knew how to have a good time. Featuring pod darling Zak Bagans, weird-ass trees, and a whole lot of spooky scary.

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