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It's a themed episode, a ruddy themed episode! 

This week we jump right into answering some of Reddit's most controversial questions - and discover the real asshole is the friends we made along the way. 

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In OU#19 we learn EVERY ACCENT IN THE WORLD...that's based between Plymouth, England and Scotland, Scotland. 

We also discuss odd socks, Premier League footballers, and why Pizza Hut are utter scum. 

Pizza pics: 

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This week's OU ends with THE craziest coincidence. Not even trolling, so stick about till the end for an insane twist.

We also discuss emoji names, village halls and why hiball glasses are the WORST. 

Oh and here's the promised photo audio scum <3 https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/173024081916985345/1473283752464748756/87105384-IMG-20180519-WA0000.jpg?ex=69964eaa&is=6994fd2a&hm=bbd5ba1e0878283862b3a77b2d465949c1d22e03ab78002df678065de484cdfc&=&format=webp&width=912&height=514

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In OU 17 we enter a Slap Fight AND Run It Straight competition - but do we win?! 

In between slaps we discuss finding cash, modern art and 2035's hottest new invention. 

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In OU 16, we win ALL the Popeye's chicken (...or DO we?!) 

We also choose a pizza slice (check the pics here: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/173024081916985345/1467854616371925043/image.png?ex=6983dfe3&is=69828e63&hm=af9b424f7cf5ae4fc19ee7ccfb1fde3de507fb8f07456a8e1c5f97c02aecd660&=&format=webp&quality=lossless, https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/173024081916985345/1467854781153284313/image.png?ex=6983e00b&is=69828e8b&hm=1bfdae0446776af66296823bf6d6add1f82bbfe2a84b8d258701f46f391937dd&=&format=webp&quality=lossless). 

Pls rate 5* if you enjoyed it and leave a comment with your pizza of choice! <3 

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Zombies are cool again - well maybe not, but that doesn't stop us using them for clickbait.

In OU #15, we discuss surviving the apocalypse, scoring own goals, and why changing your bedding is the worst job in the world. 

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Waddup blokes, it's ya bois Cole and Stumpy with a yee-hawwing episode of Officially Unofficially. This week, we objectively rate who says it better: US or the UK. 

We also discuss podcast licenses, Bodger and Badger and whether Pluto should still be a planet. 

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UK pubs aren't all cheap beer and tax dodging. Sometimes, they have REALLY weird rules attached to them. 

We also discuss wedding fairs, Codenames and murderous trampolines. 

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We are BACK! With a New Year's day SPECIAL (bit late lol but what you gonna do). 

We ALSO discuss winter illness, driving in the snow (again) and why Cole is finally fashionable in the year 2026.

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So we've been away over the last couple of weeks, but thankfully we recorded an episode in advance! 

...sadly, turns out we should have recorded two. Whoops! 

In the meantime have a lil bitesized reminder of how funny we are. We'll be back Wednesday with some brand new C O N T E N T <3