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In OU 17 we enter a Slap Fight AND Run It Straight competition - but do we win?! 

In between slaps we discuss finding cash, modern art and 2035's hottest new invention. 

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In OU 16, we win ALL the Popeye's chicken (...or DO we?!) 

We also choose a pizza slice (check the pics here: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/173024081916985345/1467854616371925043/image.png?ex=6983dfe3&is=69828e63&hm=af9b424f7cf5ae4fc19ee7ccfb1fde3de507fb8f07456a8e1c5f97c02aecd660&=&format=webp&quality=lossless, https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/173024081916985345/1467854781153284313/image.png?ex=6983e00b&is=69828e8b&hm=1bfdae0446776af66296823bf6d6add1f82bbfe2a84b8d258701f46f391937dd&=&format=webp&quality=lossless). 

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Zombies are cool again - well maybe not, but that doesn't stop us using them for clickbait.

In OU #15, we discuss surviving the apocalypse, scoring own goals, and why changing your bedding is the worst job in the world. 

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Waddup blokes, it's ya bois Cole and Stumpy with a yee-hawwing episode of Officially Unofficially. This week, we objectively rate who says it better: US or the UK. 

We also discuss podcast licenses, Bodger and Badger and whether Pluto should still be a planet. 

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UK pubs aren't all cheap beer and tax dodging. Sometimes, they have REALLY weird rules attached to them. 

We also discuss wedding fairs, Codenames and murderous trampolines. 

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We are BACK! With a New Year's day SPECIAL (bit late lol but what you gonna do). 

We ALSO discuss winter illness, driving in the snow (again) and why Cole is finally fashionable in the year 2026.

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So we've been away over the last couple of weeks, but thankfully we recorded an episode in advance! 

...sadly, turns out we should have recorded two. Whoops! 

In the meantime have a lil bitesized reminder of how funny we are. We'll be back Wednesday with some brand new C O N T E N T <3

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In Officially Unofficially #11 we joined a queue - as only Brits can do! 

We also discuss diving into urine, ditching your train mates and why one Squid Games contestant is THE worst game show player EVER. 

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Australia isn't JUST for ex-convicts - although coincidentally, CJ's descendents did steal some bread. 

With our first EVER guest CJCJ, we also discuss getting lost in hotels, territory wars with your own dog, and how to make golf just a *bit* less boring. 

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We've been around the world and sampled the finest of meals from various countries. In Officially Unofficially #9 we discuss which nation is the BEST of the BEST when it comes to piping hot foodstuff.

We also discuss bad Christmas presents, snot, and why Cole is no longer allowed in Liverpool (to be fair he's running out of places he *can* go).

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