Forfeits are delivered, relegation is contemplated and Dave ends up in a compromising position. #davessecretary

The 13th episode of Offside traps is an unlucky one - forfeits mysteriously vanish, cohosts are AWOL and past pods come back to haunt us.

Dave's not been doing his homework but luckily the Offside Traps Twitter has provided some suggestions for forfeits.

This week we catch up with Dave after his holiday dabbling in Serie A, commiserate with Meps as Man Utd's season stutters and celebrate with Dan F as Fulham record back to back wins... but where the hell is Dan M?

Bake off, Piers Morgan and an international correspondent. It's a strange Offside Traps this week. At least they aren't talking about James Bond again.

A new season starts and the guys are only 5 weeks late. Find out what they've been up to this summer, and what Dave is hoping to achieve this season.