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The Trump and Putin Love Affair.
Yes they are Secret Lovers. Not so secret anymore.
They are in love for a very long time. The USA is now Communist Russia. The 47th Oblast.
Oh, Trumpy met his Vlad one day,
In a secret hideaway,
He blushed and said, "Oh, comrade dear,
Your power makes my heart adhere."
They dined on borscht by candlelight,
And plotted plans late in the night,
The Kremlin called, "Your love's divine,
Together you'll redraw the line."
Red, white, and a crimson hue,
The stars and stripes now wave in two,
Trump and Putin, what a pair,
A love that’s bold beyond compare.
A wink, a nod, a knowing glance,
Two leaders locked in romance,
The USA, a Russian state,
With love so grand, who'd debate?
In Moscow’s snow, they held their hands,
Dreamed of merging their great lands,
Putin’s POTUS, Trump's delight,
Their whispers carried through the night.
Red, white, and a crimson hue,
The stars and stripes now wave in two,
Trump and Putin, what a pair,
A love that’s bold beyond compare.