After two decades of things appearing to, as you might say, "unravel" into hellscapes previously hidden and ignored, I think it's finally time to bring back pretending to be a moderate, dead center, brainless, spineless piece of shit loser. I don't read. I don'ts knows hows to, and why should I be forced to read things and think about them in order to properly politicize myself in the era of the Doom Scroll? Isn't it easier to just shrug your shoulders and flip your vote every four years because your flimsy material conditions have convinced you a better world is impossible, and therefore you should take scraps from people lying to you? Because, actually, you're super reasonable and have a pretty nuanced take about everything when you say that democrats are "too woke" and kamala was too... fucking.... leftist? Goddamn, you suck, man. It's really embarrassing to be you.