Oh Mylanta/HolyChalupas: A Full House Fuller House Podcast

Happy Full House Friday Everyone,

Angela Bowen here, the host of Oh Mylanta Holy Chalupas: An Unofficial Full House Fuller House Podcast.

Today, in honor of Candace Cameron Bure's Birthday (yesterday) I covered Full House S4E24: Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, which aired on April 1, 1991.

In this episode Becky enjoys bonding with her new niece DJ, but Becky must learn to be a disciplinarian when DJ takes advantage of her.

DJ beyond got on my nerves this episode, she was so selfish, I get that she's a teenager, but she took advantage of Becky, and that is uncalled for. She cared more about what this guy Ryan thought of her, and also she was pulling Becky into the argument with her and Danny, getting her to take her side. If I was Becky I would have left the room and said "I'm just your Aunt, not your mother, I'm staying out of this. At one point in the argument Danny tries to get Becky to side with him.

Danny hussling Jesse at pool was the best! He deserved it for talking down to Danny and making him keep score.

Michelle tricking Stephanie with saying "Hurry, hurry Comet's having puppies", causing Steph to run into the livingroom seeing Comet contentedly chewing on a rawhide, before she realizes he's a boy and can't physically give birth to puppies.

We know by Fuller House timeline he has a hand or paw in the next generation of Comets.

Who his baby mama was, we'll never know.

Kimmy should never babysit, she treats children horribly (even if it is Aaron) and inviting friends and boys over to a babysitting job. This family should invest in a 90's version of a Nanny-cam.

I will say this once and only once, I actually felt bad for Aaron (in this episode only).

Overall, a good episode!

I also learned according to Becky that the gestation period of an elephant is 22 months, even Danny knew that.

What an interesting yet useless bit of info to have for anyone who's not a zookeeper.

I hope you enjoy the episode and have a great weekend!

Wishing CCB a Happy Birthday!

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Happy (Almost) Full House Friday Everyone,

Angela Bowen here, the host of Oh Mylanta Holy Chalupas: An Unofficial Full House Fuller House Podcast.

Today, I covered the last episode in the Good Girls and Bad Boys Series, Full House S8E22: All Stood Up, which aired on April 4, 1995.

In this episode we meet final bad boy Ryan (he's really not that bad not like Pete or Bobby) Stephanie asks a boy to the dance and he does not show. Danny goes to talk to him and embarrasses Stephanie. Jesse has to relax but Kimmy and her distractions keep him from doing so.

First of all, the whole side plot of Jesse and Kimmy and her ostrich got old really fast to the point where it bordered on irritation. I'm surprised the neighbors nearby didn't call the cops from all the noise they were making.

I felt for Stephanie, it took a lot of courage for her to ask Ryan out and the elatedness she felt when he said yes to going to the dance with her. The heartbreak of her realizing that he stood her up and Danny comforting her was heartwarming.

However, him going to confront Ryan at the school the next day was a wrong move. I get that he wanted to protect her, but he should have let them work it out themselves.

Steph is surprised when Ryan apologizes and invites her to go to the mall for pizza, only to find out later that Danny shamed Ryan for his actions towards Stephanie and now she feels it's a mercy date because Danny made him feel guilty for hurting her. She stands Ryan up because why should she show up if he doesn't really want to be there.

Ryan turns up at the house and explains to Steph that her Dad made him realize he was being a creep by being a no show and wants to get to know her better.

Yeah, a sweet guy in the end.

Granted, we never see him again.

I hope you all enjoy this Podcast Episode and I'll be back next month with a new Series!

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Happy (Almost) Full House Friday Everyone,

Angela Bowen here, the host of Oh Mylanta/Holy Chalupas: An Unofficial Full House Fuller House Podcast.

Today, I covered the next episode in the Good Girls and Bad Boys Series, Full House S8E3: Making Out Is Hard To Do, which aired on October 11, 1994.

In this episode Stephanie arrives at Gia's party to discover that the other kids have more advanced games in mind for the evening.

I'll definitely say that of the all the "Bad Boys" in this Series, that Bobby is the worst. He pressures Stephanie to make out with him because he doesn't want to look uncool. Also Gia should of known Steph wouldn't want to go to a party like this. It wasn't even a party it was just a bunch of teens making out at the same time in the same room.

Side plot of Danny losing his voice was funny and we got to meet Gia's Mom, who mentions to Danny that Steph has been a great influence on Gia, too bad we can't say the same about Gia being a good influence on Steph.

Also another side plot Jesse has to deal with the news of his old band The Rippers and their new lead singer Barry Williams. Who become a world wide sensation overnight with their hit song "April Girls".

Which I love. We also get a crazy dream of Jesse's where after failing in the music industry and his family basically writes him off and wants nothing to do with him. In this bizarre dream we see Jesse as an overweight auto mechanic with a scalp infection (he's balding) and to top it all off, he's married to Kimmy Gibbler who's dressed like Peg Bundy from FOX's Married With Children.

What's more gross than this Becky and Joey kiss via a shared snack cake.

I remember being so uncomfortable watching this as a teenager.

Join me next week when I cover the last episode in the Good Girls and Bad Boys Series, and we meet Ryan (played by 90's heartthrob Andrew Keegan) Full House S8E22: All Stood Up, which aired on April 4, 1995.

In this episode,Stephanie asks a boy to the dance and he does not show. Danny goes to talk to him and embarrasses Stephanie.

Jesse has to relax but Kimmy and her distractions keep him from doing so.

Have a great weekend everyone and I hope you enjoy the Podcast Episode!

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Happy Full House Friday Everyone,

Angela Bowen here, the host of Oh Mylanta Holy Chalupas: An Unofficial Full House Fuller House Podcast.

Today I'm kicking off a new Series for MARCH, entitled Good Girls and Bad Boys, and the first bad boy I'm introducing you to is Pete from the band The Funky Tongues in S5E23: Fives A Crowd, which aired on March 21, 1985.

In this episode Danny, Jesse and Joey search the drive-in for D.J., who is out with a boy who's never heard the word "No", while Kimmy Gibbler has been left to babysit Nicky and Alex, but it's Stephanie who ends up doing all the work.

This was an enjoyable episode.

We have DJ going out on what feels like her first date, I could be wrong though, apparently this band The Funky Tongues is the hottest band at Bayview High School according to DJ.

Also Pete has a reputation of of being quite "hot stuff" at that school according to Kimmy, girls through themselves at him and he's never heard the word "No".

Danny of course regrets agreeing to let DJ go out with Pete after hearing all this and makes it his mission along with Jesse and Joey, the "Dad Patrol" to go to the drive-in movie and rescue DJ.

I can't believe he doesn't trust her judgement, but then again look who see went out with.

My first impression of Pete gave me Mark from Roseanne vibes Mark being Becky's boyfriend. His first introduction he was real hard core.

Pete on the other hand is just rude and smartmouths Danny, I wouldn't let him take out my daughter if I had one.

Jesse having already met Pete when his band was recording a demo down in the studio doesn't think much of him either, saying "He's an animal, he's just like I was at 17." To which Danny replies "My baby".

The side plot with the award show (which we never see) Becky takes Mr. Woodchuck (Joey's puppet) as her date.

Kimmy babysitting the twins (more like standing back and letting Stephanie do all the work) I'd say Steph rightfully earned that $10, was cute to watch.

Pete turns out to be a real jerk when he coerses DJ into going to the back of his van to make out while his earsplitting vocals can be heard around the drive-in. DJ finally tells him to back off and let's just watch the movie, he agrees and goes to get popcorn.

After seeing the guys there in his van, he tells DJ, dates over so why don't we call it a night and you can go home with your Dad.

To sum it up DJ and the guys set some dating ground rules, like no drive ins for a while and be honest about where you're going, if you're seeing a movie, make sure we know it's a drive in.

Join me next week when I introduce you to the next bad boy, Bobby, in Full House S8E3: Making Out Is Hard To Do, which aired on October 11, 1994.

In this episode Stephanie arrives at Gia's party to discover that the other kids have more advanced games in mind for the evening.

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Happy Full House Friday Everyone,

Angela Bowen here, the host of Oh Mylanta Holy Chalupas: An Unofficial Full House Fuller House Podcast.

Today, I'm covering the last episode in the Joey's Ladies Series, Full House S7E16: Joey's Funny Valentine, which aired on January 25, 1994.

In this episode Joey thinks he has found his dream girl, comic Roxy Martin, but she turns out to be a nightmare.

Honestly, this synopsis is only half right.

Yes, Joey meets a female comedian, calling her a nightmare is a bit harsh. She's a sweet lady, it's just that her level of comedy is different than Joey's, while Joey likes to do impressions of characters and situations, Roxie roasts people, which to me feels like an insensitive form of comedy (pointing out someone's faults or flaws and what you don't like about them) and when Joey invites the family out to see Roxie's performance, they are immediately taken aback when she includes them in her act.

Joey sees the family didn't care for her roasting of them, but then Joey gets defensive, saying "you not liking her act is the same thing as saying you don't like her as a person, is that what you're saying?"

This side of Joey aggravates me, he didn't give them a heads up to her kind of comedy and that she was including them in her act, he totally ambushed them.

Luckily for them, the family sees Roxie in a whole new light after sitting down to dinner and they welcome her into the fold.

Roxie is the only one of Joey's Ladies that makes a second appearance on the show.

We also have a side plot with a beautiful parrot called Little Sid, that is used as a sidekick for Big Sid's Electronic Store. He's so overjoyed at the return of his bird that he lets the girls pick anything from his catalog for absolutely FREE!

Steph wants a Karaoke Machine (Dumb), DJ wants a BIG Screen TV (makes sense), which is funny because you know once all the flat screen TVs come on the market, that Standard Definition BIG SCREEN TV is going to a Goodwill.

Danny leaves it up to Michelle (massive eyeroll) she gets the dumbest thing that she probably could have gotten for free, a cardboard standee of BIG Sid and LITTLE Sid.

I hope you all enjoyed the Podcast Episode and I'll be back in MARCH for a New Series of Episodes!

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Happy Full House (Almost) Friday Everyone,

Angela Bowen here, the host of Oh Mylanta Holy Chalupas: An Unofficial Full House Fuller House Podcast.

Today, I covered the next episode in the Joey's Ladies Series, Full House S3E12: Joey & Stacy and... Oh, Yeah, Jesse, which aired on December 15, 1989. (The last episode of the 80's Decade, Everyone).

In this episode Comet, the puppy, is an undisciplined chewer, and Jesse bosses around with Joey, who fascinates a background singer to a commercial.

I really enjoyed this episode, we got to see puppy Comet, sooo adorable.

The bad news is since this is the family's first puppy, they don't understand that he has a destructive side (chewing anything and everything that's left on the floor that he can get his paws on). Puppyhood, I hear can last anywhere from (0-24 Months).

At least Danny does enroll Comet later on in obedience training.

So, let's go to the third wheel effect with Joey, Stacy and Jesse, the two lovebirds meet when Stacy and Cindi arrive as backup singers for a Permateeth (denturecream) radio ad that the guys are working on. Stacy, we learn is a fan of Joey's comedy, she tells him she's seen his show and finds him hysterical. Cindi introduces herself and tells Joey, I've never heard of you.

Stacy gets Joey to do his Roseanne Barr impression.

Funny, since the show Roseanne was also on the ABC Network.

Joey's got great ideas for this Permateeth radio commercial which include comedy bits, sadly, he has become the silent partner of J & J creative Services since Jesse shuts down all his ideas in reference to putting a comedic spin on the radio ad.

Jesse continues to get bossy with Joey (as is the Jesse way) included telling Joey that he and Stacy are going to go bowling with him and Becky (since when does Jesse bowl).

I would have loved the Tanners forming a bowling team and taking on the Gibblers. That would be fun to watch.

Stacy doesn't like Jesse's dominating behavior over Joey and tells Joey to be more assertive and stand up for himself and his ideas.

I really like Stacy and feel she is good for Joey, she lifts up his confidence and supports his ideas. She's the perfect cheerleader for him.

Long story short, he takes Stacy's advice and uses his comedic idea as a back up plan when Jesse's Senior Citizen Idea crashes and burns with the Ad Exec Clients. Joey's idea is gold and wins over the clients.

Jesse can't stand that Joey's idea was better and leaves him standing in the dust, feeling backstabbed. Joey points out it's good to have a second idea in case it's not what the clients want.

Jesse even insults Stacy by calling out Yoko Uno. Jesse is such a jerk for most of this episode.

In the end Jesse hears Joey out and agrees he was being selfish and he should listen more because Joey has great ideas.

Let's get back to Comet, he crosses a line when he goes after Mr. Bear who was just left on the floor and Comet takes advantage to chew on him with his baby puppy teeth(which are probably sharp like needles). He doesn't know the different between treasured family heirloom and a chew toy.

Stephanie finds Mr. Bear who's now in need of some assistance due to loss of stuffing. DJ swoops in and takes care of the patient along with Michelle dressed as an adorable nurse. Although not before Stephanie in a fit of anger tells her Dad, I have no dog!

After he tells her having a dog means taking care of things that are precious to you and to keep those things out of reach of puppy jaws.

Tune in next week when I close out the Joey's Ladies Series with Full House S7E16: Joey's Funny Valentine, which aired on January 25, 1994.

In this episode Joey thinks he has found his dream girl, comic Roxy Martin, but she turns out to be a nightmare.

I hope you enjoy the episode and have a great weekend!

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Happy Full House Friday Everyone,

Angela Bowen here, the host of Oh Mylanta Holy Chalupas: An Unofficial Full House Fuller House Podcast.

Today, I covered Full House S2E19: Blast From The Past, which aired on April 7, 1989 in the new series Joey's Ladies for the month of February.

In this episode Joey gets a phone call from an old girlfriend he had at college ten years ago. Kimmy 'spellbinds' DJ and Steph to a very close co-existence that lasts a lot longer than originally anticipated. Danny's obsession with tax codes inspires Michelle to do some monstrous cleaning.

I thought this was a good episode. We got to learn more about Joey's past and about how he gave up his heart to a girl who couldn't be more selfish in her actions. She broke up with him when they were in college with basically a deer john letter on her new boyfriend's stationary and broke his heart. Joey had been so in love with her he was going to propose.

Fast forward 10 years and his ex Patty Fogerty is back fresh off a divorce possibly from the guy she broke up with Joey for.

I knew this woman was bad news just from the phone call and Danny fills us all in since he has an extreme dislike for her. He's very protective of Joey and doesn't want to see him get hurt again.

She was bad news then and she's bad news now. She's clearly on the rebound and not looking for a relationship since she just got divorced, she's just looking for a fun time and to laugh and apparently no one makes her laugh more than Joey.

Overall, Joey realizes that what they had together was in the past and they're not falling in love again, just falling in love with the memories they shared.

My opinion of Patty, she's crazy, she wants to relive her college days so bad, she's living in the past and she can't let go. She even suggests to Joey that they strip down and go streaking through the neighborhood.

Lady, you're 30, lay off the cray-cray pills and let Joey move on with his life, and find yours. Good grief!

Speaking of bad news Plot B has Kimmy performing a magic show up in the girl's room, it's all fun and games until DJ and Stephanie find themselves handcuffed together.

Talk about anxiety inducing.

Luckily for them when the rest of the family discovers this Jesse remembers he had a pair of magic cuffs and frees them, he turns the magic on Kimmy when she winds up with her wristed cuffed together. Better get your brother to give you the key and release yourself.

Join me next week when I cover Full House S3E12: Joey & Stacy and ... Oh, Yeah, Jesse which aired on December 15, 1989.

In this episode Comet, the puppy, is an undisciplined chewer, and Jesse bosses around with Joey, who fascinates a background singer to a commercial.

I hope you enjoy the Podcast Episode!

Have a great weekend everyone!

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Happy Full House Friday Everyone,

Angela Bowen here, the host of Oh Mylanta Holy Chalupas: An Unofficial Full House Fuller House Podcast.

Today, I covered the last episode(s) since this is a 2 Parter, in the Jesse's Ladies Series with, Full House S1E19 and S1E20: The Seven Month Itch Parts 1 & 2 which aired on March 11, 1988 and March 18, 1988.

In PART 1 -

Jesse is fed up with his lack of privacy and family responsibilities, especially when they interfere with his love life.

In PART 2 -

Jesse leaves a note stating he can't take it anymore and wants to get away from the family. Stephanie and D. J. fear he's moving out, so they call and tell him Michelle is really sick so he'll rush home.

I enjoyed this episode as Jesse gets away with his friends and his new girl Samantha, he reexamines his life and his priorities and sees that being with the girls and Danny and Joey, being part of a family, is where his heart is and hoe he has to start growing up and making some changes in his life.

The girls adjust to Jesse being out of the house and I swear it's like the house and everyone can't function without him there.

Joey steps in as cook and we all know he's not the greatest as we see by the strawberry banana pancakes he tries and (fails) to make for the girls, one pancake ends up not completely done and is "soupy in the middle" as Steph puts a finger in it, DJ's pancake is stiff as a board as she bangs it against the table.

It gets even worse when Danny attempts to give DJ a guitar lesson, it goes just about as bad as when he teaches her to drive in Season 5, terrible, they both start yelling at each other.

DJ demands Danny tell her the truth "Is Uncle Jesse really moving out?" Danny caves and tells her yes, which leads DJ to unloading her feelings about how after her Mom died she didn't want to live in the house anymore, but having Uncle Jesse and Joey move in made living there enjoyable.

I like seeing how Jesse's absence affects the girls, enough so that they come up with a plan of action to get him to come home.

Cue the phone call, Michelle is sick. Apparently Jesse is the only one that Michelle will take her medicine from.

Jesse doesn't think twice as he abandons Samantha and his buddies and heads home.

We also get one of our first Jesse/Michelle talks, this is were he makes the decision to stay and be a part of the girls' lives.

I think this was the path he was meant to take, he soon meets Becky, and eventually they get married and start a family.

If he left the house that never happens and his relationship with Michelle that we know of never develops, Jesse has to stay in that house in order to change and grow and evolve and become the Jesse we know him as.

I hope you all enjoy the episode and have a great weekend!

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Happy Full House Friday Everyone.

Angela Bowen here, the host of Oh Mylanta Holy Chalupas: An Unofficial Full House Fuller House Podcast.

Today, we meet Robin Winslow the next woman in the Jesse's Ladies Series in Full House S1E14: Half A Love Story, which aired on January 14, 1988.

In this episode Jesse uses baby Michelle to get a date with one of Danny's co-workers.

i enjoyed this episode.

One thing I can say about Robin is she knows what she wants and what she wants is a career, I mentioned while recording this episode that to me Robin felt like a pre Becky character and we saw how Jesse reacted to her, he was infatuated, because she represented exactly the time of woman he would want to settle down and raise a family with.

Girls like Jill Jesse's on again/off again fling, is the type of woman you can have fun with but not someone you would consider for a serious relationship at least from Jesse's perspective as he shrugs her off immediately because he only has eyes for Robin.

Robin on the other hand while charmed by Jesse's baby Michelle antics is wary of him due to past guys she's dated that were similar in personality, with the edgy, cut loose, motorcycle riding, leather jacket wearing tough guy types who she says "always gets me into trouble."

Robin is straight up honest with Jesse that if she wants to have anything other than a friendship with, she will be the one to make the first move.

Join me next week when close out the Jesse's Ladies Series with Jesse's Final Lady, Samantha in the first two part episode of the show, Full House S1E18: The Seven-Month Itch Part 1, which aired on March 11, 1988.

In this episode Jesse is fed up with his lack of privacy and family responsibilities, especially when they interfere with his love life.

and in Full House S1E19: The Seven-Month Itch Part 2, which aired on March 18, 1988.

In this episode Jesse leaves a note stating he can't take it anymore and wants to get away from the family. Stephanie and D. J. fear he's moving out, so they call and tell him Michelle is really sick so he'll rush home.

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Hey Full House Fans,

Angela Bowen here, the host of Oh Mylanta Holy Chalupas: An Unofficial Full House Fuller House Podcast.

I have a special episode for today in honor of Jodie Sweetin's (Stephanie) Birthday (January 19).

Today, I covered Full House S5E8: Gotta Dance, which aired on November 5, 1991.

In this episode In this episode, Stephanie pleads Danny to let her take an intense dance program, but Danny only gives in because he wasn't able to fulfill his dream of being a high jumper. Soon Stephanie decides that she doesn't want to do the intense program any more because it consumes too much of her life, but Danny is living his dreams simultaneously through her. so Stephanie purposely screws up so that she might not have to dance anymore. Becky wants Jesse to come to her baby shower but everyone knows that Jesse would never want to come, so she tricks him into coming. But Michelle gives in to telling Jesse the truth when he bribes her with ice cream.

I really liked this episode, it showed us how Stephanie throws herself into dancing before school and after school and soon it consumes her every waking thought until she realizes she's overcommitting herself and missing out on fun family activities like the baby shower.

All it takes is DJ planting the seed of doubt by telling Steph "if I had your dedication" I'd have no life". Stephanie ponders this (no friends, no TV, not outside or family activities) and considers telling Danny that she wants to quit dance.

At the dance recital Danny unbeknownst to him puts more pressure on Stephanie because he mentions a dance academy summer camp director is there to see the recital and Stephanie realizes it's too much, all dancing all the time during her Summer Vacation.

Instead of admit the to Danny, she feels guilty (because she begged him to let her do this) and she interrupts the dance recital by interjecting her own dance moves into the performance. Embarrassed she runs off stage and Danny gets the truth out of her.

I love what he says to her ("let's go back to when dancing was just a part of your life and not your whole life").

Her dance classmates forgive her and they try the number again.

The side plot with the baby shower was cute, but I feel it would have been nice to have it be "a big monster blow out party before we become parents" as Becky referred to it.

Jesse tricking Michelle with a ice cream sundae to spill the beans about it actually being a baby shower, he knows her vices.

Jesse and Becky make up and agree to be honest with each other.

Yeah, we know that won't last.

Remember later in Season 5 when he mixes up the twin babies Nicky and Alex and can't tell them apart only a few episodes later?

Have a great week everyone?

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