Oh! The Humanity!

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HOLY SHIT! WE ARE BACK BABY! After several months of long waiting, your two semi-favorite lazy assholes are back at it again. Now, with out dumb people trying to take us down.In this episode, I have a three way conversation with two lovely ladies: my good friend Shermona, star crew member of the show "Weird Romance", and my other good friend Liz, the Axl Foley to the grimy underworld of shoplifting.You can find all the information and ticket buying for "Weird Romance"  at the link I just made up: Weird Romance

Hey folks! Sorry about the delay with the podcast but I am legally not allowed to explain what happened due to events of this pod. We have won forth right out of freedom of speech and service of information but that is all I can actually write you. All opinions on this podcast our own and not the same view point for the very litigious.

We had an EPIC podcast for our latest guest, Paul Hanson aka Peaches. It was so epic and interesting that we had to split the episode into to full length parts. That's right, we just complete our fist DP... Double Part episodes.In the fist episode of the epic of Peaches, we are regaled in the life and time of Paul and how he spent his time in the military and his married life and how marriage is rough when you are deployed. Don't expect any tales of heroism; just him going there and making back in one piece is hero enough.Paul then explains about his life was like when he was a child and efficiently send both Evan and Chuck on a twisty spiral of confusion, horror and general curiosity as Paul explain about his parents and how grown up with them was exacerbating. Hehe... bating.

Labor Day has come and gone and so did our vacation. But not for Chuck...That's right; Chuck has skipped out on this week's episode, leaving Julia Goolia to pick up the slack and carry Evan's three day drinking ass up to speed about what's going on in her world.With the help of Julia's lubrication upon this silicon bootleg of a podcast; she challenges Evan to see who is the most Distinguished Dick in the land.

As usual, Chuck and Evan are at it again. Changing the format at the flip of a switch and making a whole big mess for our producers to clean up. as you can tell by the title of this episode, we have changed the name of "Altered States" to "Welcome to Bat Country"! Chuck felt this was a much more suitable title and clickbait like as our movie shenanigans are much more Hunter S. Thompson like and its a relate-able movie reference. I hate it when Chuck it right; that old bastard.In this episode we watch the Tim Burton classic, "Mars Attacks"  and we bring back on fan favorite Gavin to smoke out and watch this bat shit insane film. It's got it all; CGI perverts, intergalactic donuts, hilarious miscasting and James Bond smoking a pipe! If you haven't seen this yet, what are you waiting for? Call your family, call your wife, call your fake best friend and sit down and watch this disaterpiece.

This Twentieth Episode we travel to our guest Jose as he bribes us with a free dinner! It was delicious by the way, thanks for asking. He made a salad and gave us pasta; oh, and the garlic cheese bread, very good.We then sat down with Jose and his partner George and had a wonderful conversation about Goblins and the ones Chuck had encountered, the Republican and how Stephen Hawking could encapsulate it all.Big thanks to our guests! You are our favorites, until someone bribes us again.

Alliteration is not this episode's friend as Julia Goolia joins Evan and Chuck on this week's episode; and this week, is no different from the last time.Aside from constant interruptions, Evan tries to keep his cool while being attacked by random Mormons and crazy Tinder hook ups while Chuck tries to make his whiny bitch pizza to feed everybody.This episodes has it all, from crazy Chuck stories about how stolen food is better to Evan explaining why love lives and menthol doesn't mix well.So sit back, turn up the sound and take a bite out of some whiny bitch pizza!

RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! EPISODE 18 HAS ESCAPED!Episode 18 has broken loose and is cracking hard on the podcast juice! Our wonderful friend Taz becomes the recent voice of reason in this episode. Listen as we unleash a Power Ranger Rainbow on a MechaHitler of topics.Chuck revists his Anal's of History and tell us how he brought destruction upon an unsuspecting bar's bathroom; Taz informs Chuck and Evan about whether or not the female orgasm is real or myth and Evan tells the audience his version of Smokey the Bear if he could make him a horror icon.Also, look forward to a new game Evan will be bringing to the masses no time soon!

This episode is brought to you by Gloomy Sunday Productions and Ahtanum Shore. In this special episode, we come to you live from GFAF! We cookout, have a few special guests and even have a full on interview with awesome indie band Ahtanum Shore! There should be more here but Chuck is too lazy to fill this out right now.Find our sponsors here:Think Piece Productions: http://www.thinkpieceproductions.com/Ahtanum Shore: http://www.ahtanumshore.com/Gloomy Sunday Productions: https://www.facebook.com/GloomySundayProductionsOfficial