Oh Vienna

Lee and Keir Kyle are back for the podcast that decides if songs that got to number two in the charts should have got to number one!  It's a big one this week as beloved number two hit Fairytale of New York faces it's festive destiny and they decide once and for all if it should have beaten the Pet Shop Boys to number one.

It's the podcast about songs that peaked at number two in the charts and this week sweary father/son duo Lee and Keir Kyle travel all the way back to 1952 for the first ever chart topper!

So, should Guy Mitchell's 'Feet Up (Pat 'Em On The Popo') have beaten Al Martino to number one and did the lyrics seem as obviously gay in those days?

This was available a week ago at patreon.com/feltnowt where a bonus episode is available now where Keir hears Bryan Adams (Everything I Do) I Do It For You for the first time?!

Welcome to episode 5 of the podcast about songs that peaked at number two in the charts, should they have got to number one?

In their glory days every Spice Girls single got to number one. Except one.

Stop.

Stop peaked at number two but should it have?

Well, it was, as many songs were, kept off the top by the megahit that was 'It's Like That' by Run DMC vs Jason Nevins but also by a chart packed full of huge selling songs.

But should it have been? Should it have reached the top of the hit parade?

Lee and Keir Kyle (Father and son swearing champions) decide.

Full disclosure, Lee was absolutely convinced that Stop was kept from the top by Your Woman by White Town. He'd have died on this hill and researched this episode with that in mind.

Listener, he was an entire year out.

You can get this a week earlier at patreon.com/feltnowt where you can also find a bonus episode about White Town, so it didn't go to waste...

Bonus content out now at patreon.com/feltnowt where you get episodes a week earlier.

Welcome back to episode 4 of Oh Vienna, the father/son podcast where Lee and Keir Kyle decide whether a song that got to number two in the charts should have reached number one or not.

This week, we go back to 1980 where we see if Kim Wilde's Kids in America (WOAH-OH!) should have a rightful place atop the charts ahead of Shakin' Stevens This Ole House.

Featuring:

Lee telling his anecdote about when he nearly appeared on a wrestling show with Shaky.

A stuffed serial killer effigy they have at home now.

Keir discovers the Krankies.

Lee and Keir Kyle are back with the podcast that decides whether songs that peaked at number two in the charts should have got to number one and this week we slide back to the glitter strewn days of the mid 70s to the waning days of glam rock to decide whether Sparks should have pipped The Rubettes to the top.

It's This Town Ain't Big Enough For Both Of Us* vs Sugar Baby Love!

*Right, it isn't just us who have just realised the song is called This Town Ain't Big Enough For Both Of Us and not This Town Ain't Big Enough For THE Both Of Us surely?

I mean, that's your Mandela Effect right there.

On the way, they touch on Cliff Richard and Lee's loathing for him and this was when Jarrow Song was in the charts and, as two sons of that town, they've made a bonus episode on that and other horrific mawkish Geordie songs (Big River, that one that goes "You can keep your London wine"...) that's available at patreon.com/feltnowt now where you also get episodes a week earlier.

Here is episode two of Oh Vienna, the podcast where father and son duo Lee and Keir Kyle talk about songs that peaked at number two in the charts and vote on whether they should have got to number one.

This time, we head to 2001 and decide whether Teenage Dirtbag (Arguably Wheatus's best known song. Arguably) should have beaten the suddenly Katona less Atomic Kitten to the top of the hit parade.

Show features an anecdote from Lee or Keir that may or not pertain to a liaison with a member of one of the above groups!

There is a bonus podcast available now on patreon, it's ridiculous. It's called No Pane No Grain and is Lee and Keir speculating with no knowledge about sand and glass manufacturing. It contains at least two very good jokes.

Welcome to a brand new podcast, it's called Oh Vienna and is about songs that peaked at number two in the charts and whether they should have got to number one.

It's hosted by father Lee Kyle and son Keir Kyle who get on very well despite a 20 year age gap and massive difference in hair growth.

So this one will decide whether Common People by Pulp should replace Robson and Jerome's Unchained Melody at the top of the hit parade.

Seems simple right? And yes, it probably is, but one of them is only 23 and knows nothing of Soldier, Soldier so, well, maybe Unchained Melody is a strong enough song o withstand the karaoke style barrage handed to it?

I mean, probably not, but there is a potential twist in the tale involving a more in depth discussion than you'd normally get of time travel sitcom Goodnight Sweetheart...

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