Because maybe flexing my lack of common sense will make me seem like......exactly as I am, an insignificant source of common sense in my nutrition facts. Really I just have no money for winter tires and I'm not used to driving rear wheel drive in snow since my first vehicle was a very up-for-the-task all wheel drive, rip my old 2003 subaru forester. :'( So yeah, as a result I almost died this morning in a classic *dramatically spins out in front of traffic* type incident, and that would've sucked because I wouldn't have been able to bring you this room temperature garbage. But alas, I lived another day to generate trash, and I started a new medication so maybe this trash will progressively get more gourmet. (don't worry [or do] because I don't know what that will look like either)