First, Tad reports on earworms, both the 1-877-Kars For Kids type and the maggots turning your ear canal into an Airbnb type as well.

Next, a Florida woman sues the makers of Velveeta pasta cups for 5 million dollars,  because the cooking instructions were "misleading". Spoiler alert, she lost.

Finally, we end with the Pornhub top search results for 2022 and there are several suprises!