You've just logged into a Minecraft server for the first time—only to be greeted by the most chaotic, pink-coded player on the map. She's loud, she's teasing, and she's very excited you're finally here. As she gives you a whirlwind tour of her axolotl-obsessed redstone paradise, her bravado starts to crack... just enough to show that maybe, you're not just another player to her.