Ohneis - The Pattern

By Ohneis652 - Andries Ohneisser

Tech, AI, design, and the hidden logic behind it all.

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The podcast currently has 13 episodes available.

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May 04, 2026 The End of Apps: Apple's Invisible Butler Revolution | with Matt
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For 15 years, 'there's an app for that' defined how we use our phones. Now Apple is quietly killing that entire paradigm — and replacing it with AI agents that act for you, invisibly, in the background. Ohneis sits down with Matt to break down Apple's historic leadership change, the secret chip war brewing in Silicon Valley, and why the next iPhone might not want you to look at the screen at all.
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13min
April 24, 2026 AI Shrinkflation: Are You Paying for a Dumber Robot? | with Carla
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Something changed with your AI, and nobody told you. Ohneis and Carla dig into the 'AI Shrinkflation' scandal — why Anthropic's Claude 4.6 suddenly feels lazier, what a 67% drop in thinking time actually means for your work, and whether we've just hit the physical limits of the AI boom. If you pay $20 a month for an AI assistant, this episode is for you.
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15min
April 19, 2026 The AI Intern Unchained: Your Digital Worker Has Arrived | with Nigel
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For years, we've been talking to AI. Now it's starting to work for us. Ohneis and Nigel break down the shift from chatbots to autonomous AI agents, why tech giants are hoarding memory chips and quietly making your next phone more expensive, and what it actually means to have a digital co-worker that doesn't clock out. The prompt box is dead — here's what comes next.
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18min
April 16, 2026 One-Click Commercials: How AI Video Changed Everything | with Charlotte
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AI video generation went from a lab curiosity to a tool that can produce a Hollywood-grade 60-second commercial for less than a dollar — and the internet is already flooded with footage nobody can tell isn't real. Ohneis and Charlotte break open the black box: how a computer actually hallucinates a moving picture from scratch, why OpenAI just killed its most famous video app, and what this means for every small business owner with a phone and a dream. If you've ever wondered how the sausage gets made, this is the episode.
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19min
April 15, 2026 Happy Horse Just Crushed The AI Video Race | with Laura
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A mysterious AI tool called Happy Horse just topped every global leaderboard for AI video generation — and it was secretly built by Alibaba, China's e-commerce giant. Ohneis breaks down why OpenAI is retreating from the video race, what Alibaba's massive corporate pivot really means, and how this changes the way everything on your screen gets made. If you've ever wanted to create high-quality video without a camera, a crew, or a budget, this episode is for you.
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18min
April 14, 2026 Two Dollars a Minute for Digital Jesus: Faith Meets AI | with Talia
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Millions of people are turning to AI-powered spiritual guides — including a video-call Jesus that costs $1.99 a minute. In this episode, Ohneis and Talia unpack the booming faith-tech industry, from Buddhist chatbots to Catholic AI databases, asking the question nobody in Silicon Valley wants to answer: who's actually behind the digital pulpit, and what do they want from you? If you've ever felt spiritually lost at 2 a.m., this episode is for you.
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17min
April 13, 2026 Seeing Is No Longer Believing: Microsoft's Plan to Save Reality | with George
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The internet has hit a breaking point — every video, every photo, every breaking news clip now comes with a silent question mark. Microsoft just released a massive blueprint to fix this, not by hunting fakes, but by proving what's actually real. We break down how it works, why Big Tech is dragging its feet, and what happens when the tools meant to save truth get turned against it.
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16min
April 13, 2026 Why AI Is a Genius That Fails Common Sense | with Hope
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AI can write legal contracts and explain quantum physics — then completely fail a logic test a five-year-old would ace. In this episode, Ohneis and Hope break down 'spiky intelligence,' the brand-new un-cheatable benchmark that's stumping the world's best AI models, and why just building bigger computers is hitting a wall. If you're being asked to trust AI agents with your credit card and your calendar, you need to hear this first.
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23min
April 13, 2026 Gen Z vs. AI: The Backlash Nobody Saw Coming | with Ellie
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We assumed Gen Z would be AI's biggest fans. We were completely wrong. A new Gallup study shows hopefulness about AI among young adults has collapsed — while anger, fear, and skepticism are spiking fast. Ohneis and Ellie dig into why the most tech-fluent generation in history is leading the AI backlash, what the 'entry-level wipeout' actually means, and why outsourcing your thinking might be the most expensive shortcut you ever take.
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19min
April 12, 2026 The USB-C of AI: When Chatbots Get Hands
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For years, AI was the world's smartest advisor trapped behind a text box—it could tell you exactly what to do, but you still had to do all the actual clicking yourself. In 2026, that's over. AI agents powered by new standards like MCP are breaking out of the chat window and independently managing your calendar, your inbox, and your entire workflow. This episode explains exactly how it works, why it matters to anyone with a job, and what happens when your AI stops being a copilot and starts being a coworker.
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19min

FAQs about Ohneis - The Pattern:

How many episodes does Ohneis - The Pattern have?

The podcast currently has 13 episodes available.