In which three intrepid friends stumble through the inaugural episode of their wildly successful podcast, learning along the way Josh's elementary school was live-tweeting in 1995, that two-time NBA slam dunk champion Zach Lavine offers a surprisingly deep vein of conversational ore from the shoulders up, and that a certain beloved dinosaur would make a terrible Jigsaw.

Pairings: any of the Naked Guns; a sweet kick-flip; peanut butter, jam