Tom deleted the podcast so your best friends recorded an emergency mid-week podcast just for you. The boys discuss their plans to conquer Hollywood, accidentally murdering homeless people and how much Micheal hates public eating. Questions from the listeners are answered in detail, with 100% factual accuracy.

Your best friends try their hardest yet to get cancelled. In this episode, Tom and Michael give out medical advice, discuss their poops and make multiple unfounded claims of pedophilia against various celebrities. The fact checking was a real doozy for this one.

Starting to hone in on actual quality here. Tom and Michael finally write down some discussion points. Listen for Tom's cooking tips, Michael's thoughts on the paranormal and tips on summoning an eldritch demon in your own living room.

Your best friends are back with another 20 odd minutes of unhinged, heavily redacted talk. We discuss the local wildlife, outline our plan for a new Harry Potter film noir, then spend some time outside a toilet.