HAPPY PRIDE MONTH. This one goes out to all ya’ll who identify as bipoc or lgbtq+ but to everyone else as well, know your worth and know you’re never less than. Love is love is love is love. 🌈

He’s just so... attractive. For all you friends just tuning in, this is part 2 of episode 1 - so go ahead and have a listen to that one for this to make a lil more sense. All I know, is I love him, and if there was ever a sign, this would be it (again). Meh, I’ll just say it, I love him and all of the toxicity and flaws he comes with 😙.

I’mma show you how to graduate! Congratulations class of 2021, you all deserve a special shout out for making it to the end of school in a pandemic! And what better way to shout you all out then a real good story about dating a classmate.. during a post grad program.. in a pandemic. 👩🏻‍🎓

Perfect line for some bullshit, Jhene. I’m done dealing with people who don’t know how to deal with me, especially when asking to deal with me.... like? 🧐

Can’t deny that I want you, but I’ll lie if I have to. Drake be singing some wise words about a birthday and honestly, this year’s covid birthday was a shitshow but I’ve never been more blessed in my life. Stay thankful, stay humble. 🙏🏽

“I guess I’ll just pretend till it all makes sense” is exactly how I’m moving forward from this jerk because I really don’t understand men. But just remember ladies - “GUYS DON’T THINK ABOUT ANYTHING.” 👻

Should’ve believed Bell Biv DeVoe. Never trust a big butt and a smile - that girl is poison. At the end of the day I am thankful for the relationship that lasted from September 2009, to June of 2021 - however some relationships end badly and this one? Probably the most poisonous one yet because I’m stuck wondering what would’ve happened if she had never met that scrub boyfriend of hers. What’re you gonna do? It’s time I CUT my losses like they CUT the wiring on my blender 🤷🏻‍♀️.

Ariana’s song is the perfect description for my first podcast!! “They see demon, I see angel” is all I think when I tell this story of my .. ex..situationship..fwb? However you wanna call it, I’m always going to love this guy and if getting dick from him yesterday wasn’t proof enough, this podcast at 1:25am should be. This one’s for my high school girls’ group chat, here’s the generics of that boy I’m always talking about - backwards hat, gold chain. Enjoy bitchachos 🤍