Y'all, we made it to the end of Season FIVE! First, we MUST thank you for all your generous contributions to the GoFundMe we launched last week. Truly, we are bowled over and so grateful. As for this finale, we're back to recap the year on the men's tour, replete with your responses to our questions we threw at you on Twitter. The season closes with James taking a quiz on the men's season, and be sure to let him know if you fared any better! Thanks again for all your support this season and over the years; we are here only because of y'all! 
 
02:36 Our general thoughts and a rundown of the titlists
12:56 Bautista Agut the Forrest Gumpian bookend to the season?
16:45 Thinking out loud about Nadal and Djokovic's seasons
20:30 Andy Murray's wild ride this year
25:23 Davis Cup. That's it. That's the timestamp
37:45 Y'alls most memorable moments
40:39 Thirst trappers of 2019
44:09 "Federer one good swing from the greatest moment of his career?"
48:06 Your most surprising & funny moments
53:39 Vote for the pettiest moment of the year
57:17 Comeback player and Player of the Year
59:07 Farewell to these men and goodBYE to Tipsarevic
62:44 James takes a quiz

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It’s time to play catch-up with the early results of the European clay swing: Tsitsipas wins his 3rd Monte Carlo title, Casper takes revenge the following week in Barcelona, and Elena Rybakina slays Iga in Stuttgart for her third title of the year. We also talk about Rafa’s return to tennis in Barcelona and Holger Rune’s commitment to remaining messy on social media even after signing with IMG. In off-court stuff: Muguruza retires, the WTA announces their year-end championships in Saudi Arabia, Keith Lee comes to Toronto (yes, there are one or two sneaks). We finish the episode with our thoughts on Beyoncé's Cowboy Carter, the “country” record that smashes genre and takes us to school. 
2:50 Stef takes his 3rd MC title + a Holger Rune dramatic reading 
9:05 What happen-ed in Barcelona happen-ed: Rafa’s return, Casper’s triumph
18:55 Rybakina drives off with Stuttgart title (or will once she gets her license)  
22:25 Sloane back in the winner’s circle
27:30 Live your life: Garbiñe Muguruza ends her HoF career
32:55 Saudi Arabia announcement + becoming an LGBTQ poster child  
39:45 Pop culture et ceteras: Challengers, Keith Lee in Toronto, Mariah in Vegas
54:20 Cowboy Carter!

Whatever Happens

We've just returned from an amazing experience at the Credit One Charleston Open, a tournament that's been hugely important to women's tennis and continues to be a favorite among players and fans. We do our best to place Charleston in the context of its host city's complex history and explore the tournament’s role in helping to develop women's tennis. Danielle Collins was unquestionably the main attraction of the tournament -- winning her second straight title with the loss of one set. We also chat about watching TBS faves Dasha Kasatkina and Taylor Townsend, Vika Azarenka, Jessie Pegula, and Sloane Stephens on the unique Har-Tru green clay. Plus, some tips on attending and our review of the signature cocktail. 
 
00:52 We <3 the Charleston Open (and this is not spon con!)
06:09 A little history of the Family Circle Cup, a hugely important women’s tournament 
11:44 Reckoning with the history of Charleston, South Carolina
19:06 Our impressions of green clay and other tournament etcs
28:28 Players and moments that stood out for us 
42:34 Just like Miami, Danielle was the standard
49:46 James is never beating the stalker allegations
52:15 First Serve vs Honey Deuce 
57:18 What does tennis IQ mean and who has it?
62:03 Other results while we were in the Lowcountry

Charleston Renaiissance

Danielle Collins, you will always be famous. The 30-year-old charisma machine – she of 2 NCAA titles and an unorthodox journey through tennis – wins her biggest title in the final year of her career. On the men’s side, everybody’s fave Grigor Dimitrov beat three top 10 players but fell against the final one, the near-unbeatable Jannik Sinner. Plus, we have more tales from our time at the Miami Open, including one particularly impassioned rant and the key to why Casper Ruud is not beating the Karen allegations.
 
03:30 Danielle Collins, the woman you are
09:48 She’s still retiring, so stop asking
15:24 Jannik Sinner is the best (*right now)
18:25 Brother Grigor
24:53 Watching Andy Murray + his devastating injury
29:30 Not an impromptu quiz!
31:17 A nightmare on site … 
42:40 What’s the tournament director there for if not to field complaints?
47:43 Extras: Thiem injury, Leylah, Novak-Goran split
53:21 The USTA sexual abuse case will go to jury trial + the failed attempt to bar Pam Shriver from testifying

Miami Requiiem

For the first time, we’re coming to you from Miami Gardens, Florida! Before recapping Indian Wells, we share our first impressions of the Miami Open site and some of the tennis we got to see early on: Halep’s first match back from her suspension, Azarenka-Stearns (with an appearance by early Berry Gordy’s son RedFoo), Ostapenko lighting up Court 1, and more. Alcaraz defends his Indian Wells title -- snapping a title-less stretch going back to Wimbledon -- and Iga regains her title while losing a mere handful of games. Later on, we talk about the competing proposals that aim to overhaul mostly everything about tennis (Premier vs. PIF).
0:35 Miami Open: Penko-Siegemund, Vika-Peyton (and why RedFoo is here)
9:35 Simona’s return and Woz’s take heard round the world: “It wasn’t a clearance”
18:48 Minding Our Own Business 
22:20 Belatedly wrapping Indian Wells
27:07  Non-problematic beef
29:41 Unnecessary beef
32:28 Miss Beswick strikes again
35:28:Tennis headed for fundamental change: Premier Tour vs. Saudi PIF bid

The Bees Are Back In Town

On March 5, the Court of Arbitration for Sport rendered its decision on the Simona Halep appeal: the doping was not intentional and the suspension was reduced to 9 months, time long since served. It’s the welcome end to a saga that has dragged on and shaken trust in the sport’s anti-doping institutions. But, we’re left with ever more questions: Why were the conclusions of the ITIA and CAS so starkly different? What of the biological passport results? What took so long? Why are tennis players often so successful at CAS? Aside from the Halep news, we talk about the early happenings at Indian Wells, the cancellation of Netflix’s Break Point, the ATP's annual awkward International Women’s Day video, and more. 
01:40 CAS accepts Simona’s contamination defense and throws out biological passport charge 
07:50 Why are the conclusions of ITIA and CAS so vastly different?
15:00 Comparisons to Sharapova, the question of “innocence” 
25:00 So where are the “real” dopers?
35:30 Indian Wells: withdrawals, Sinner’s win streak, Kerber-Woz revival
45:15 Break Point is over: what went wrong?
50:40 Ruby amends his apology, thanks to Sofya Tartakova
51:50 A (very) slight improvement in the ATP’s Women’s Day video!

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