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Junkies, House Fires & Squished Brains | Ol’ Pals Podcast Ep. 27

The boys are back, and this one goes everywhere.

Kyle is finally back working in Boston and immediately gets reacquainted with city life — questionable characters outside the jobsite, Citizen notifications going off nonstop, parking nightmares, and enough locks and barbed wire to make the job look like a prison.

Meanwhile, Mike discovers a simple electrical job at his house is actually a nightmare when his electrician finds a live ground and tells him the house probably should’ve burned down already.

Then the boys get into cigars, learning how to actually enjoy a hobby without becoming an insufferable expert, and Kyle’s first experience playing Baldur’s Gate — which results in him immediately squishing a talking brain because he thought Mike told him to.

Plus: fantasy football consuming your life, NFL injuries, golf cheaters, fake hole-in-ones, simulator aces, the end of golf season, getting kids into sports, and the daily psychological warfare of raising a toddler.

Ol’ Pals Podcast — Episode 27

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The Ol’ Pals are back talking Halloween decorations, aggressive neighborhood displays, apple picking and the seasonal habits of basic white women.

Then Kyle and Mike accidentally create the perfect business: Mike’s Content Corner — fake private jets, apple orchards and everything else you need for the perfect Instagram post.

The conversation somehow spirals into NFTs, crypto, the insanity of sports gambling, celebrity betting ads, Lane Kiffin’s return to Ole Miss and whether anybody actually knows how to play Monopoly.

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Three screens. Sixteen more weeks of football. And absolutely no reason for the conversation to go where it went.

On Episode 25 of the Ol’ Pals Podcast, Kyle explains the science behind his ridiculous three-screen football setup before getting his teeth kicked in by his brother-in-law in fantasy football.

From there, the boys get into revenge tactics, terrible drivers, Kyle’s Volkswagen horn nearly starting a street fight, self-driving cars, sleeping behind the wheel, AI taking over the world, robot wives, the future of human relationships, and some of the most unhinged AI slop on the internet.

Mike also manages to turn a 45-minute drive into an hour and twenty minutes by accidentally navigating toward Cambridge before wrapping up a devil of a day with a three-beer podcast.

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Football is officially back, which means Kyle is already emotionally devastated.

This week the boys break down Kyle’s unhealthy relationship with Patriots football, why a bad loss can send him straight into an AI therapy session, fantasy football nightmares, the art of watching eight games at once, and why football is basically a giant chess match.

They also get into the Lindsey Clancy case, O.J. Simpson, questionable legal advice, Mike’s friend getting caught with a baggie, and whether Mike is possibly the worst person on Earth to confide in.

Then Mike explains what life is like when your parents live in your house and your father apparently believes every problem can be solved by building another deck.

Missing trees. Random demolition. Fake owls. Surprise driveway renovations.

Just another normal week with the Ol’ Pals.

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The Ol’ Pals are officially becoming old heads.

This week, Kyle and Mike break down competitive golf vs. silly goose golf, golf burnout, the return of NFL football and fantasy season, why street fights have gotten way too serious, and somehow conduct an in-depth investigation into what kind of wood a cuck chair should be made out of.

Then the boys get into the real crisis: modern music, movies, comedy, TikTok attention spans, Drake rumors, Lil Wayne’s run, Marvel overload, and why everything feels a little more watered down than it used to.

Football is back. Golf might be dead. Society may be cooked.

Welcome to Episode 23 of the Ol’ Pals Podcast.

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College football is BACK, the NFL is here, and the Pals immediately get sidetracked by one of the funniest scams the internet has seen.

We break down the unbelievable story of Dejaun Love allegedly posing as a San Francisco 49ers player, convincing women he was an NFL star, running fake investment schemes, getting free gear, and apparently refusing to ever break character.

Then Mike recaps an absolutely unhinged golf trip featuring a 77, 36 holes in one day, getting drilled with a golf ball from 150 yards, mushrooms, fishing, and one member of the group temporarily losing his ability to communicate.

From there, things somehow get philosophical.

Flock cameras. Privacy disappearing. AI-generated news. Fake videos. Robot girlfriends. Uploading your consciousness into a computer. The death of human interaction. And eventually the question nobody asked for:

Are humans accidentally building God?

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The boys are back and immediately off the rails.

This week, Mike recaps vacation mode and an upcoming golf trip packed with pranks, Kyle prepares for fantasy football draft chaos, and the conversation somehow spirals from Little League baseball into Flock cameras, privacy, iPhone tracking, the dark web, hackers, scammers and whether Big Brother is basically watching everything we do.

Then things get personal.

Kyle explains the art of psychological warfare on the golf course, why he physically cannot resist trolling his friends, Mike defends the legendary “Black Lady” PGA character, and the boys break down why I Think You Should Leave has permanently infected their vocabulary.

Plus: AI jobsite pranks, fishing with assault rifles in video games, fantasy football gaslighting, Detective Crashmore, Big Dumper, and the possibility that Mike’s golf career ends immediately after vacation.

Welcome to Episode 21 of the Ol’ Pals Podcast.

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From mutinies and leadership by way of the gallows to canceled car insurance, terrible adulting, and the pain of learning golf, this episode goes everywhere.

Kyle gets absolutely dog-walked at the golf simulator, Mike explains why too much swing advice can ruin your game, and somehow we end up discussing guard fish, furries in Woburn, Samantha Ann, gambling degenerates, GTA 6, old-school Call of Duty servers, and the ethics of stopping a crime by committing it first.

Plus: why ignoring your mail is a terrible life strategy, why nobody wants an unsolicited golf lesson in front of their wife, and why sometimes the only answer to insubordination is… the gallows.

Another completely reasonable episode of the Ol’ Pals Podcast.

This week on Ol’ Pals Podcast, the boys hit the course, get dangerously caffeinated, and meet a few absolute characters along the way. From Alberto dropping Spanish rants and golf wisdom to cowboy hats, WWE titles, and strangers praying on street corners, we introduce a new segment: Stranger Shoutouts.

Then we dive into the absolute lawlessness of the internet—TikTok algorithms, ruthless comment sections, burner accounts, viral humiliation, and why having a podcast means eventually finding out what complete strangers think about you.

Plus: golf meltdowns, three shots out of a bunker, read-receipt etiquette, fantasy football sicko season, rewatching The Sopranos instead of trying anything new, 100-inch TVs, fall golf, and Kyle’s commitment to wearing sunglasses indoors becoming an actual workplace hazard.

Stranger Shoutouts & Internet Savagery — another week of golf, bad takes, and conversations that probably should’ve stayed between the Ol’ Pals

Episode 18 of the Ol’ Pals Podcast starts with bachelor-party chaos and somehow ends with a plan to become the most hated ice cream truck drivers in Massachusetts.

Kyle admits he may have a problem setting unrealistic expectations for the people around him — while Mike explains that lowering expectations to absolute rock bottom is probably the safer approach. The boys break down a recording-day miscommunication, anger over text messages, and the rare moment where Kyle actually stopped himself before firing off an angry response.

Then things get important.

A man on the jobsite eats one donut, immediately reloads with another, THEN reaches back into the box for a third. Society begins to crumble.

From there, the boys talk surviving a brutal summer construction schedule, electrolyte popsicles, an ice cream truck serving barbecue, and eventually develop a retirement plan involving an empty ice cream truck, youth sporting events, and destroying children’s trust one neighborhood at a time.

Plus: Dunkin’ refusing to put cream cheese on a bagel, winter vs. summer, backyard golf courses, Kyle’s latest round, the importance of tempo, grandpa swings, Halloween, five Christmas trees, and Mike revealing that he owns a full-size Gumby costume.

Just another completely normal week with the Ol’ Pals.

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