The boys are joined by the OG dirty old man… Santa Claus (33:13) to riff on women with santa fetishes, whether BBL’s feel different on your lap, and why Santa doesn’t have an alibi for January 6th. BUT FIRST-- someone jerked off at the studio and Michael got HURT doing the seggs. 



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257: Ol’ Saint D*ck (We interviewed a REAL SANTA!)

Stand up comedians Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein go do weird stuff, and then talk about how weird the weird stuff was. With their irreverent charm they will tackle tough issues such as, what’s it like going to a museum on Adderall or if you don’t cum for a week will you die?

Comedy

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The boys are joined by the illustrious comedian Heather McMahan to riff on vacation cigarettes, partying at Ole Miss, and why women can’t jerk off like men do. They also play a game of FMK and hear from a listener that has strong opinions on the best type of toes.



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277: Condiment Queen ft. Heather McMahan (Ole Miss tailgating, Jerk from home, Whataburger sh*tkickers)

The boys riff on the Cybertruck recall, Taylor Swift’s new album, and how the Golden Bachelor is just Michael in 40 years. They also learn about a super horny ice cream store and get an update from a listener who’s trying to pay off some debt.



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276: D*cked Down at Dusk (Hottest cars, P*ssy pancakes, Golden Bachelor is single)

The boys yell about Michael’s bad time at the Canadian border, comment section arguments, and having a meltdown at the dog park. Plus Gypsy Rose is single and a listener needs some help with an unfulfilling seggslife. 



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275: Michael Vs. Canada (Border troll, Gypsy Rose streets era, Manscape the homies)

The boys sit down with multi platinum musician/artist 24kGoldn. They break down the Rap Beef Cinematic Universe, learn what it’s like going platinum while you’re still on campus, and discover that you can make a clone of your dick for like 50 bucks. They also try out an AI song generator and wonder if anyone gets bored during a golden shower. Someone go check on the interns at Genius. 



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274: Rap Beef & Bone Broth ft. 24kGoldn (Kendrick vs. Drake, AI Song Generator, Clone-A-P*ssy Plus)

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Noel Miller on the pod! The boys riff about open mics in pirate themed restaurants, running into your proctologist at the gym, Cleopatra’s grim ancient s*x toys, and the insane logistics of Noel filming an open-air talk show at 70 mph. 



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257: Ol’ Saint D*ck (We interviewed a REAL SANTA!)

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