Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks

🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

00:13 - A baby should be able to choose their own name

2:00 - Greta can’t stop biting people

14:00 - Michael is going to have to put GG down

16:00 - Cats cheating on Cats

18:00 - Timothy Chalamet

20:00 - How Trevor and Michael would market their Ping Pong movie

30:00 - Send in a DUNE BUCKET PLEASE

36:00 - Eddie Murphy loves Ridiculousness 

47:00 - Goodbye to the Penny

01:00:00 - Learning how to drive

01:08: 14 - AD

01:10:00 - Dicks Bought Chicks

01:13:22 - Sock Talk

01:17:41 - Secret Sock

Thanks to: Uncommon Goods, PrizePicks, Lucy, Lumi Gummies, and Quince for sponsoring the podcast

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Lucy – lucy.co/stiff and use promo code STIFF to get 20% off your first order.

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The boys spiral through chaos this week as Trevor gets yelled at in Central Park for "animal abuse," they roast gluten-free bagels, and break down the most unhinged dating video ever sent featuring a shirtless guy reading a book while his dog wears pants. They also dive into insane youth sports celebrations, aging out of hookup culture, and a moped disaster in Secret Sock.

🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

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For a limited time, new Cash App customers can earn $10 with code CASHAPP10

Enter it in your profile at signup, send $5 to a friend within 14 days

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ChatGPT just announced it’s allowing “adult conversations”… so naturally, Trevor and Michael had to see how far they could push it. The boys test out AI flirting, argue over $20 guacamole, and somehow end up taste-testing actual survival meals mid-episode.

🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

Thanks to: GLD, Manscaped, Acre Gold, BlueChew, and Factor for sponsoring the podcast

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Because nothing says “I care” like a well-groomed man

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This week the boys sit down with NYC divorce lawyer James Sexton from gold diggers to dog custody trials  He breaks down why 56% of marriages fail and why sometimes the secret to staying in love is as simple as granola and bj's. They talk Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce, emotional nudes, peer pressure from dead people, and what it really takes to make a relationship work.  

🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

Thanks to: PrizePicks, BlueChew, Chubbies, and BetterHelp for sponsoring the podcast

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Michael returns from Puerto Rico a changed man... and not in the way Trevor expected. They react to Kourtney Kardashian’s “vagina lollipop,” and debate if there’s an age limit for trick-or-treating. This one’s equal parts sweet, horny, and unhinged.

1:00 - Michael is doing a show in PUERTO RICO

2:00 - TREVOR HATES SORA

6:00 - Michael is a butt guy now

16:00 - Michael is reading the worst book ever

21:00 - Have you ever really made love?

40:00 - Michael teaches the art of love making

42:00 - When is the best time to “make love”

49:00 - Funny online dating stories

51:00 - The woman in your car has been ran through

01:02:39 - Trevor went to a Halloween party and was almost attacked

01:03:00 - Costume ideas

01:11:00 - SOCK TALK

01:18:00 - SECRET SOCK

🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

Thanks to True Classic Tees and Lucy for sponsoring the Podcast

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Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks

Follow Getter on Instagram, Youtube and Tik Tok @getter

🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

1:50 - Getters take on Radio Music

5:00 - Real Bros of Simi Valley Premiere

8:30 - Nasty things in hotel rooms

15:00 - People who go to the Apple Genius Bar

18:00 - Getter performed at Trevors School 

23:45 - Getter smoking them CHEWYS BOI

29:45 - Suh Dude Era and women

34:00 - Getter is sober (kinda)

37:00 - Why is there so many women in the studio

40:00 - Getter be sampling sneezes

01:03:00 - Angelina Jolie, Tomb Raider Scene (You know the one)

01:16:00 - SOCK TALK

01:17:00 - SOCK TALK Favorite S*x Positions

01:23:00 - Bonus Material!!! CRAZY Stories Getter almost forgot to tell us

Thanks to Acre Gold, IndaCloud, Shopify, BlueChew, and BetterHelp for sponsoring the podcast 

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Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks

Comedian Matt McCusker joins the boys for an unfiltered Patreon hang full of chaos, mushrooms, and Kanye’s “betrayal list.” 

Check out Matt McCusker’s new Netflix special A Humble Offering

Instagram: @mccuskermatthewj 

X: @mattwritesbooks 

Official Website: mattmccusker.com

🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

0:30 - Matt McCusker on the News

3:00 - Matt on stage

5:40 - Ye’s Betrayal List

15:00 - Matts Shroom experiences

21:00 - Ye’s got beef with which PATRICK STAR?

28:00 - Farming Comments

30:00 - Pulling Pranks as kids

41:00 - Discussing which jobs AI should take

51:00 - Spicy Margs

58:00 - Ontario Improv

01:07:00 - SOCK TALK

01:12:00 - Anonymous Confession

Thanks to Manscaped, Cash App, Factor, Lumi Gummies, an Prize Picks

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New customers can earn $10 with code CASHAPP10

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Download the PrizePicks app and use code SOCKS to get $50 in lineups after your first $5 play.

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Zach Justice joins the boys for a wild one. From getting farted on by Dwight Howard to literally giving away $300k on a Netflix show. The guys dive into dating app horror stories, American Idol sob stories, breast milk nutrition and Zach admits to stealing toilet paper from Subway.

Follow Zach Justice:

Youtube - @Thezachjustice

Tik Tok - @zacjustice

IG - @zacjustice

🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com

10/9 – Des Moines, IA

10/10 – Lincoln, NE

10/11 – Kansas City, MO

10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left)

10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI

10/25 – Detroit, MI

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

10/9 – Charleston, SC

10/10 – Atlanta, GA

10/11 – Jacksonville, FL

10/12 – Tampa, FL

10/13 – Tallahassee, FL

10/14 – Sarasota, FL

10/15 – Fort Myers, FL

10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL

10/18 – Orlando, FL

SEPT 24

0:30 - Trevor bailed on Zac Justice

4:00 - How Trevor and Zac first met

5:00 - Zac bought what on TikTok shop?

9:19 - DATES & Quince Ad

12:00 - Zac use to go to subway for toilet paper

13:00 - Zac is in the number one show on Netflix…in the UK

15:00 - Trevor did bad stuff in college

20:25 - Zac doing open mics

21:18 - Better Help Ad

25:00 - Zac’s old videos

28:00 - Online Dating

33:12 - Shipstation Ad

34:00 - Getting back on Breast Milk

42:00 - Spoiler Alert for the Netflix show Zac was on called INSIDE

45:36 - Blue Chew Ad

51:00 - Is there a difference in prison?

59:00 - Zac talks about the TEMPTATION ROOM

59:35 - AD

01:08:03 - SOCK TALK

01:13:13 - Secret Sock

Thanks to: Quince, Better Help, Ship Station and Blue Chew for sponsoring the podcast

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Give her group chat something to talk about

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks

🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com

10/9 – Des Moines, IA

10/10 – Lincoln, NE

10/11 – Kansas City, MO

10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left)

10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI

10/25 – Detroit, MI

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

10/9 – Charleston, SC

10/10 – Atlanta, GA

10/11 – Jacksonville, FL

10/12 – Tampa, FL

10/13 – Tallahassee, FL

10/14 – Sarasota, FL

10/15 – Fort Myers, FL

10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL

10/18 – Orlando, FL

SEPT 24

0:42 - Michaels take on Boy Scouts 

1:00 - Trevor tried a JOI

3:50 - Signature P*rnstar gear

6:30 - Trevor went rock climbing 

9:00 - Michael wants to cut out B*ckshots

15:00 - Michael gets mad at GIGI

17:00 - Charlie Sheen Doc

24:00 - Bert & Ernie Conspiracy

30:00 - Funny Bank Robberies

40:00 - Trevor got high

44:00 - Michael went to the beach

46:34 - Trevor had a funny beach experience 

01:26:30 - SOCK TALK/SECRET SOCK

Thanks to: Lucy and Google Gemini for sponsoring the podcast

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Includes unlimited image uploads, Notebook LM, deep research & more

Visit gemini.google/students — terms apply

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at patreon.com/stiffsockspod  

Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks

Bert Kreischer joins the boys for a wild ride of secret time confessions, plane disasters and life as a comedian. From inventing the “Mississippi Wet Wipe” to tackling PETA protesters at a Netflix event, Bert unloads his craziest stories including dropping a carry-on on a guy’s face and smoking with Tracy Morgan. Plus, they dive into stand-up lessons, jokes that bombed, and the weirdest family moments that somehow made it into his act.

Catch all things Bert at BertBertBert.com — tour dates, merch, and more.

Follow him on social:

Instagram: @bertkreischer

X: @bertkreischer

TikTok: @bertkreischer

YouTube: Bert Kreischer

Podcasts: Bertcast, 2 Bears 1 Cave, and Something’s Burning — available on Apple, Spotify, and YouTube.

🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com

9/24 – Charleston, SC

9/25 – Durham, NC

9/26 – Portsmouth, VA

9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (2 shows — incl. NEW + Low Tickets)

10/9 – Des Moines, IA

10/10 – Lincoln, NE

10/11 – Kansas City, MO

10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left)

10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI

10/25 – Detroit, MI

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

9/26 – Las Vegas, NV

10/9 – Charleston, SC

10/10 – Atlanta, GA

10/11 – Jacksonville, FL

10/12 – Tampa, FL

10/13 – Tallahassee, FL

10/14 – Sarasota, FL

10/15 – Fort Myers, FL

10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL

10/18 – Orlando, FL

SEPT 24

0:30 - Berts thoughts on the new studio.

5:00 - Bert paying A LOT of money for dinner

14:00 - Peta or Twitter, who do you want after you?

17:00 - Writing Jokes

26:00 - Bert thought Ann Frank and Helen Keller were the same person

29:00 - Bert talks about his fifteen month break

37:00 - Radio is not dead

41:00 - Bert on Podcasts Vs. on Stage

44:57 - SECRET TIME WITH BERT

48:00 - Tracy Morgan Story

54:00 - Ray J Breaking his glasses

01:05:00 - Bert getting drugged

01:10:00 - Getting drunk on planes

01:16:00 - Sock Talk

01:22:00 - Secret Sock

Thanks to: IndaCloud, Factor, PrizePicks, and Google Gemini for sponsoring the podcast

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Factor – factormeals.com/socks50off

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PrizePicks – prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS

Use code SOCKS to get $50 in lineups after you play your first $5 lineup

Google Gemini (for Students) – gemini.google/students

Sign up by October 6 for free access to Gemini 2.5 Pro

Includes unlimited image uploads, Notebook LM, deep research & more

Visit gemini.google/students — terms apply