Between getting turmericed, in full view of the neighbourhood, R. and C. discuss the longevity in her family, and the lack thereof in his. They also chew on snack phases, chugging contests, thievery, and the next six months. Brief and breezy this week.

Current post-episode SM57 price: Whaddya got?

On the first porch session, R. and C. speak on doctor visits, blood draw nausea, family traditions, losing your shit, and Jessica Simpson videos. Put down the focaccia and pick up your headphones to dig into these chestnuts.

Not selling the mic...for now 

A nickel ain't worth a dime, and worries ain't worth the time. R. an C. let themselves fantasize about how they might disperse a vulgar inpouring of cold hard cash, and what their dream job would look like. Plus, goopy vs creamy pies, dry vs. wet gangreen! Who will reign supreme?

Current post-episode SM57 price: Presently off the market

Slithering snakes and stinky rats! R. and C. reflect on the creatures they've lived with and offer up some possible benefits to growing up with pets. Also, reasons for podcasting, methods of education, exceptionalism, and a cacophony of microphone handling. How could you not listen?

Current post-episode SM57 price: Still not for sale

R. and C. talk about looking at poo and then get into some relationship realness.

Current post-episode SM57 price: NOT CURRENTLY FOR SALE

Ten! Returning after a week off, R. and C. sit down without martinis, because the only olives they have smell like feet. Nonetheless, they manage a delightful chit chat about Birthright, getting out of your bubble at a formative age, the betrayal of storytelling, and vaccine generated tail growth. 

Post-episode SM57 Price: 800 CAD

Returning to the scene of their first episode, R. and C. (now both in their late 30s), crack some Croatian honey brandy and talk about Roman high society, drug smuggling, Mazda Miatas, and getting itchy. 

On the eve of their departure for a weekend nature escape, R. and C., plugged in the microphones, popped some bubbly and went deep on celebrity sightings, sweet rides, Coors, and solo dining.

After a week off, R. and C. light some candles and get into physically processing emotions, how we've changed from who we once were, tastelessness, and gore. Plus, a new Terra Delu song.

Current post-episode SM57 price: 600 CAD