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Old, Dry Comedians Tell Young, Up and Coming Comedians to Stop Being Funny


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The anti "cancel culture" hacks are at it again, discouraging young comedians instead of encouraging them as usual. It kind of makes sense when you think about it; the last thing a subpar comedian wants is for new talent to become widely available. Then they might actually have to write new material and you know damn well they cannot do that. There is plenty of evidence for what I am saying. If you listen to stand up acts, really listen to them, you will find that most of the acts are a mixture of old and new jokes. Comedians supposedly do this because they are touring and too busy to come up with new material every night. This would make sense if these comedians, you know, toured. However, the nature of the popular standup game is not what it used to be. Popular comedians may have toured at some point in their careers, but after they have starred in a number of movies and TV shows, they go on huge breaks from the stand up acts at the night clubs. In other words, these comedians have plenty of time to come up with new jokes. So, why don't they? They believe they have already done the work that is needed, that the jokes they told in the nineties, when almost everyone was prosperous or at least middle class, are still just as relevant in the wild thunder dome that is today's American economy. They do not understand why a poor person in America, who is already abused on a ritualistic basis by every person they see, wants to hear a standup comedy bit about how poor people are on crack. They think that a gay people, who are currently under a very real threat of losing pretty much all of the rights they have been afforded in recent decades, want to hear jokes about Freddie Mercury dying of AIDS, not because AIDS is a sexually transmissible disease that anyone can get (I'm talking to you Dave Chapelle), but because he was a homosexual. The comedians of today believe that they should be able to mock women and all of their achievements as women are currently losing their right to choose what to do with semen that enters their bodies. The entire field of comedy has made a massive swing to the right, attacking free speech and civil rights everywhere they can so that they can make money off of their right wing fans. Basically, what happened is the left ran out of money so now all these supposed "liberal" comics are licking the ass of the right wing so that they can keep getting that Patreon money. Well, if you are going to do that, if you are going to betray the people who got you where you are in the first place, then prepare to hear me mock you just as you have mocked us standup comedians. These lames ass comics have no right instructing you on what is and is not "proper" comedy. Since when do comedians get to say whatever the hell they want? Do you remember Michael Richard's little tirade where he proceeded to call a black customer "a nigger" and even threatened to "hang him from a tree with a fork up his ass" all because black people were talking during their shows? Perhaps this is the kind of innovative comedy that people like Chris Rock defend in the New York Post. I mean, why should we censor people who call us names and threaten to kill us? Shouldn't we just allow them to do that? I mean, it's their right. This is the kind of idiocy that really riles my last nerve. If these comedians are so damn funny, why do they have explain their damn jokes to every person they tell them to? Why isn't anyone laughing anymore? And please, please, please stop blaming it on cancel culture. Which of these comedians have been canceled? Which of these comedians are not currently making millions of dollars? Check their net worth and you will find that what I am saying is true. During her latest white temper tantrum, shock comedian Sarah Silverman neglected to mention that she was worth eight million dollars while crying about cancel culture. I wonder how much money black people spent on her lame ass jokes for the past few decades. 

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