Let's just get this over with.

Second verse, close to the first, a little bit louder and a lot more terrifying special effects because Guillermo del Toro got to party. Hope you like face huggers!

Do you love late '90s club music, awesome fight sequences, and blood everywhere? We do! And Blade delivers. It's a lot of gross fun.

It's the best horror film we all missed in 2020. Missing teenagers, a former cop whose life seems out of place, and oh yeah, there's a cult.

In this movie, Slender Man makes a video call in the middle of the woods and has perfect signal, proving he's terrifying. The rest of the movie also happens.

You have to listen to this episode. We watched this movie a second time to record this episode.

Were YOU traumatized by a giant doll as a small child? Well, then you could be entitled to compensation!

Or you could just listen to our episode on the first three Chucky movies and enjoy the chaser of where the hell we were in 2022 (it was a wild time).

Oh, hi! We were trapped in a basement by a demonic broom for a year, but then the Warrens showed up and got us out. We figured we'd watch those movies about them and have some thoughts.

Oh, gratuitous nudity, we knew you'd show up in a 1980s slumber party murder fest. What we weren't counting on was a pretty damn good story with a lot of fun characters, and then the sequel gets WILD (and full of some very good music) and then the end of the trilogy is...well, it's something. 

Also, lots of queer subtext. LOTS.

Giant hook murders get derailed by some super questionable story telling (and that's just the FIRST movie). Excellent Web 1.0 websites, however. And Gayle screams because she didn't recognize an actor she really likes from a period piece.