Old Man Ultras

Old Man Ultras episodes:

• 04.16.2024

  OMU 88: Hands Like Shovels

  FIXED AUDIO (or at least as fixed as it gets)

  
• 03.29.2024

  OMU 87: Some People Were Born in the Bronx

  The Old Men are back with some low quality football analysis but some high quality snack talk.

  
• 03.19.2024

  OMU 86: Terror Teeth That Need to Consume Human Flesh

  OMU 86: Terror Teeth That Need to Consume Human Flesh by An Exceptionally Unofficial FC Cincinnati Podcast, starring Bubbles, Macca, Stone Delicious & Schindler

  
• 10.06.2023

  OMU 85: I didn't marry my auntie

  The Old Men have two very special guests, discuss the latest match against Red Boos and much more.

  
• 09.22.2023

  OMU 84: Left is deft

  OMU 84: Left is deft by An Exceptionally Unofficial FC Cincinnati Podcast, starring Bubbles, Macca, Stone Delicious & Schindler

  
• 06.09.2023

  OMU 83: Those tendons are important

  The Old Men discuss wins over Chicago Fire and Pittsburgh, the amazing short Argentine star of MLS (and that Messi guy) and more.

  
• 05.27.2023

  OMU 82: I smelled that in bed last night

  The Old Men are back with their stunningly accurate 2023 season preview.

  
• 01.23.2023

  OMU 81: You have a pod??

  This incredibly timely episode of the OMUs includes an FTX joke, review of MLS cup final and a World Cup preview.

  
• 10.15.2022

  OMU 80: Almost hit the Oscar Mayer weinermobile

  The OMU version of a playoff preview, includes an on-air taste test of a bizarre pepsico product.

  
• 08.27.2022

  OMU 79: We built a spite garden

  The Old Men check in on an actual good season, discuss a little bit of soccer, the merits of hard kombucha and more.

  
• 04.20.2022

  OMU 78: Because they don't make people with holes

  The usual nonsense, recorded between the Montreal and Atlanta matches.

  
• 02.16.2022

  OMU 77: Trying to do a lot of French chants

  The Old Men return from their longest hiatus yet to discover who is on the 2022 roster, discuss the Bengals, learn about Bubbles’ Fifa losses and more.

  
• 10.11.2021

  OMU 76: Gandalf - NO!

  The Old Men discuss the new GM, attending a match against the Red Boos, answer some FLQs and more.

  
• 08.23.2021

  OMU 75: Google Joey Votto and a Donkey

  The Old Men make no pretense of talking about recent matches and instead discuss how hummingbirds are actually mean, fixing lamps and answer all the FLQs.

  
• 07.03.2021

  OMU 74: Giraffes - Are they real?

  The Old Men discuss the wins against Chicago and Toronto, England 2 Germany Nil, the state of Piggly Wiggly bathrooms and more.

  
• 06.04.2021

  OMU 73: I dreamt the knight rider car was after me

  The Old Men reflect on games agains Montreal/Tampa and New England and discuss insects, cats, dogs and grills.

  
• 05.15.2021

  OMU 72: Obviously it's a Jaqueline hammer

  The Old Men preview the 2021 home opener by talking about stop and go traffic and canned gin and tonics.

  
• 05.02.2021

  OMU 71 - Put a GoPro on the draft excluder

  The Old Men finally turn in their season preview, rant a lot, and give some important home improvement updates

  
• 11.18.2020

  OMU 70: We're gonna have to find a new weed house

  The Old Men look back at the 2020 MLS season, discuss the roster cull and more.

  
• 10.17.2020

  OMU 69: Weathered and Worn

  In their nicest episode yet, the Old Men actually spend most of the time talking about football.

  
• 10.05.2020

  OMU68: Jellied eels and pork pies

  More rambling than usual. Contains at least 5 minutes of FCC talk.

  
• 09.24.2020

  OMU 67: Copius Amounts of Wild Turkey

  The Old Men are back after a 4 month sabbatical. They talk about the podcasts they didn't actually record, Bubbles spits some truth, and they discuss all of FCCs recent goals...

  
• 05.06.2020

  OMU 66: Unmuzzled Flatheaded Codpieces

  The Old Men discuss Alan Pardew, yellow jackets, Macca’s Zoom connection, Schindler’s bees and more.

  
• 03.27.2020

  OMU 65: Think about this if you're ever going to buy a Costco pool

  The Old Men talk about life in quarantine, get an update from Macca’s DVD corner, answer some FLQs and more.

  
• 03.08.2020

  OMU 64: Too old to go to the aquarium

  The Old Men recap the game at NYRB, talk about head injuries, discuss Macca’s possible love child, the Old Men’s personal sporting highlights and more.

  
• 02.28.2020

  OMU 63: Charabanc (aka Sharabang)

  The Old Men fight through technical difficulties to talk about the upcoming season, possible coaches, charabancs, holing up in Hocking Hills and more.

  
• 02.10.2020

  OMU 62: Wrapped in a Napkin

  The Old Men discuss our new signings (plus Jimmy!), are treated to a #SchindlerRant about the new kit, and spend a lot of time answering a couple of great FLQs.

  
• 01.24.2020

  OMU 61: A balloon with two ends

  The Old Men discuss Manu Ledesma, Adi, Yuba and other roster changes. Possibly too much grey hair/baldness talk.

  
• 12.05.2019

  OMU 60: You need to get bigger pants

  The Old Men talk about new signings, laugh about Nashville in the west, backs and necks, and more.

  
• 10.30.2019

  OMU 59: Encased in Ice for Years

  The Old Men use the occasion of their Second Ever Live Event to look back on the past season, discuss horror movies, display the Massive Latvian Spoon and more.

  
• 10.07.2019

  OMU 58: Very, very elaborate chicken coops

  The Old Men discuss vacuum cleaner envy, the timely demise of James O’Connor, dicky legs, yellowjackets, the games against Orlando City and DC United and more.

  
• 09.25.2019

  OMU 57: All the bastard baddies are British

  The Old Men discuss the home matches against Atlanta and Chicago, the expansion draft, grapefruit spoons and more.

  
• 09.16.2019

  OMU 56: The Shower is a Container

  The Old Men look back at the past three matches, discuss Costco’s hard-sell approach to DirecTV, Willie Nelson and more.

  
• 08.26.2019

  OMU 55: Massive Latvian Spoon

  The Old Men are joined by Crew fan “Bryan” to talk about Hell is Real Part 2, Dutch men named Ron, pets, food trucks and more.

  
• 08.20.2019

  OMU 54: This whole thing has been a PSA

  The Old Men finally get back together. There is an acknowledgment that several matches have occurred; there is also a recap of the year’s greatest Uno game, a bunch of FLQs and more.

  
• 07.09.2019

  OMU 53: Nothin but Hippies

  The Old Men briefly discuss the Minnesota debacle, the joyous home game vs Houston, bathroom etiquette, oysters, and much more.

  
• 06.25.2019

  OMU 52: You know where their eyes are gonna go

  The Old Men review losses to St Louis and LA Galaxy, discuss Zlatan, Adi, Dally and other strikers, go deep on concerts and bands and more.

  
• 06.23.2019

  OMU 51ish: A Chainsaw Party

  The Old Men review the win against Louisville, look ahead to two matches that have already happened by the time this posts, answer some FLQs and more.

  
• 05.30.2019

  OMU 50: A Handful of Spices

  Actual 50th Episode! The Old Men (and special guest Jared Handra) return to normal episode numbers, look back at the past two losses, discuss the shocking state of spices in Cuba and more..

  
• 05.15.2019

  OMU 49.Deux: At Least It Wasn't a Goose

  The Old Men look back at Yo’s super debut, discuss Macca getting wing slapped, answer some great FLQs and more.

  
• 05.08.2019

  OMU 48: I Forgot My Driving Wine

  The Old Men make FAR too many Koch puns, look ahead to the match against Montreal, accidentally reveal some minor (and possibly wrong) Game of Thrones spoilers and more.

  
• 04.30.2019

  OMU 47: Let the Wind Flow Free

  The Old Men go into lavish detail about all of the goals we’ve scored this month, discuss cures for resting bitch face and do a poor imitation of the Reply All podcast.

  
• 04.18.2019

  OMU 49: We'll Do It Live

  In their first live podcast, the Old Men drink beer in front of an audience, discuss the LAFC match, and answer a bunch of fake listener questions from a very real looking audience.

  
• 04.08.2019

  OMU 45: Why does it always have to be an airport?

  The Old Men discuss the draw vs Kansas City, Macca’s pipes, Mad Bros in the Bailey, and more.

  
• 04.04.2019

  OMU 44: Pheremones of Distress

  The Old Men discuss the game against New England and the freezing monsoon that was home vs Philadelphia. They also get beekeeping tips, list the 10 herbs in Riccola, establish that Schindler can’t be trusted with geometry and more.

  
• 03.19.2019

  OMU 43: Old British Ladies at the Bingo

  The Old Men look back at an amazing day at Nippert stadium, discuss chip shops in Liverpool and more.

  
• 03.14.2019

  OMU 42: Tee-worthy

  The Old Men and special guest Bryan Weigel talk about the historic draw in Atlanta, get an update from Schindler on the Las Vegas Lights, look ahead to the home opener and spend a little too much time on the...

  
• 03.08.2019

  OMU 41: Whips or Wheels

  OMU 41: Whips or Wheels by An Exceptionally Unofficial FC Cincinnati Podcast, starring Bubbles, Macca, Stone Delicious & Schindler

  
• 02.25.2019

  OMU 40: Tony Montana's Industrial Cocaine Chopper

  In an historic cross-over episode, the Old Men are joined by Boston Razzle Dazzle Brazzell, call in to Cincinnati Soccer Talk, discuss the preseason and look ahead to Seattle.

  
• 01.24.2019

  OMU 39: Avocado Toast

  The Old Men and special guest Ronny Salerno try to figure out who the new guys on the roster are, discuss Schindler’s opening day lineup suggestions, learn about horse placenta and much, much more.