Phat Dabs In The Morning

old stoners yelling at clouds


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yes yes that is correct ladies and gentlemen because even though as misanthropic as our intro might have been, we are campaigning this summer for everyone that it would be in everyone's best interests to just stay in the air conditioning and smoke with your folks. it is the best recommendation we can give you for the summer. why because the weather has gotten warmer and the mentally ill are out and about it's us we're the mentally ill. but we plan on staying inside and having a good smoke and being those old stoners yelling at clouds we've all dreaded becoming. disregard the fact that we getting closer and closer and to that day everyday we smoke and live in this world but hey as long we here and high we might as well be silly while we do it. remember e3? remember when gamers had their own event which they hated because they wanted to act more sophisticated than they actually were??? pepperidge farm remembers. we end up smoking and remembering a lot for things we all miss and enjoyed when we were younger. the days of good food court restaurants and stores like Ms fields cookies and sbarro are clearly going the way of common sense and decency otherwise the way of the dodo and never to return. we would all love to go back in time to a time and place where you didn't have to realize how the world actually was. lets be real sometimes you just need a time to smoke with your friends and really just talk about nothing. sometimes you really just don't need a subject. sometimes you just need enough good things to remember and compare and laugh about. considering how things are going you gonna need all the good times you can get . we try to remember when the last time the movies made something worth coming to the theater to see? nowadays you paying a two drink minimum before the popcorn and drinks to watch some shit that wasn't worth the dough. hell when the last time you had a summer blockbuster? go ahead and think about that for a second we will wait. yeah it's been that long. but soon we are afraid that theaters and malls are about to go the way of everything else good as well, let's enjoy them while they can. we just really enjoy our days of talking about and watching nothing and sometimes that's all the sesh and the episode needs to be, stoners yelling at clouds that we probably produced. yeah I know it's quite a bit of smoke but it be that way sometimes. you understand. no??? that's okay we do.


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Phat Dabs In The MorningBy Corey Starks