Jonathon E. Stewart is a producer and writer for About.com, an online New York Times owned company, has hosted over 150 how-to videos. He recently produced and directed "The Guy In Row Five", a multi-award winning indie. He has appeared as a commercial actor in spots from Mercedes Benz to Zales Diamonds, and can be seen strumming a guitar in the opening of "The Sweetest Thing." See more about this multi-talented man at www.myspace.com/chefjstew and www.jstew.net

I am forcing my lazy derriere up and attempting to be reasonably lucid from now on with a Monday morning coffee break, weekend recap, song, joke, craigslist posting, odd news, riddle, bit of esoteric trivia, affirmation, and word for the week, along with any other hopefully interesting matter I can muster at this ungodly hour for a night owl like me. CALL 347-215-7536 live with any tidbit you might want to contribute. And bring a smile!

...JOHN, that is. John Sweet joins me as guest co-host and we're going to have FUN! I've missed my Come-As-You-Are Party, and I'm doing something about it tonight! Funny clips, music, surprise callers, and more. Riddle contest! **Listener discretion advised, due to mature theme. Chat will be open early. CALL LIVE 347-215-7536.

TGIF!! We'll wind the week down to gear up for the weekend in my stress-free party zone. Tonight's Worst/Best: What was your worst date and why? CALL 347-215-7536. **Listener discretion advised; no haters allowed. It's all about the party, here! Check all attitude at the door!

COLIN MOCHRIE, actor, writer, producer, comic, comes to visit my guest co-host from somewhereinvegas, MarQ, and me. Thanks to MarQ for making this happen. Later, we'll have our post-hump-day-not-quite-TGIF show. Clips, songs,odd news, and funny fun times.**Listener discretion advised, mature listeners. CALL 347-215-7536 AFTER interview. CHAT OPEN. www.colinmochrie.com **VIDEO ON MY PROFILE PAGE!

Greg Proops, star of "Whose Line Is It Anyway?", "Brother Bear" and "Star Wars, Ep. 9", the television series, "RendezView", and frequent guest on E! network's Chelsea Lately, Last Comic Standing, and more, joins me. Don't miss this very funny and multi-talented man. **STRONG LANGUAGE MATURE LISTENERS! www.gregproops.com

Greg had to reschedule for tomorrow, Sunday, at 7pm PDT, 10pm Eastern. Tonight I am happy to have another "Listener Spotlight" show, as I did last night, and MaterialGirl850 will be joining me at the PARTY tonight. Funny clips, music, laughs, and BYOB. PJ's mandatory! CALL 347-215-7536. ** Listener discretion is advised- mature audience.

The work week is over; let's bring on the weekend, and gear it up for my special guest, Greg Proops, rescheduled to Sunday, 3/30, 7pm PDT/10pm Eastern. Listener Spotlight tonight with special listener co-host. Tonight: Tell me your Worst/Best JOKE. Grab a brewskie, kick off your shoes, and come to party down in my stress-free zone. CALL 347-215-7536. We'll also have funny clips, surprise callers, and music. **Listener discretion advised; NO haters allowed here!

And by God, I'm gonna get some tonight. Let's have a post-humpday, pre-TGIF giggle or two. What makes YOU laugh? Do tell...CALL 347-215-7536 live; audience participation, jammies attire, and a happy heart mandatory at my parties. Oh, and all attitude checked at the door. No haters. **Listener discretion advised. Immature but older than 21, please :-)

..Lee, that is! She's baaaackkk! We're going to talk about what women really want....and don't want in a man. Call 347-215-7536 live with your questions or thoughts. Could be dangerous...will be fun!

**Listener discretion is advised.