Years before the Fall of the Cartel, a crew is assembled by research and development company AstroTechnica. They are sent beyond the Veil to investigate a derelict station that is believed to have once been home to ancient species known as The Cartographers.

Main Cast 

Cap - Krissi Williams

Gunslinger - James Hart

Corpo - Maddie Girouard

FlyBoy - Gabriel B.

DOC - Chris Bauso

Bolts - Kat Bock

Dexter - Jordan W.B. Anderson

Graves - Chris Bauso

Four Eyes - Sophie Remram

Barret - DT Carrel

Zander - Kier Zhou

Keyne - Skyler Giordano

Production Notes

Directed by : Skyler Giordano

Editing and Assembly : Krissi Williams

Editing, Sound Design, and Music : Skyler Giordano

Music, SFX, and Ambience was written and created by Skyler Giordano

Additional Ambience, and SFX were sourced from Epidemic Sound under the use of Proper Licensing

Special Thanks

- Everyone who made this show something special. This production did not come from a single mind. Many hands came together to create this show, and we owe each one our thanks.

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Years before the Fall of the Cartel, a crew is assembled by research and development company AstroTechnica. They are sent beyond the Veil to investigate a derelict station that is believed to have once been home to ancient species known as The Cartographers.

Main Cast 

Cap - Krissi Williams

Gunslinger - James Hart

Corpo - Maddie Girouard

FlyBoy - Gabriel B.

DOC - Chris Bauso

Bolts - Kat Bock

Dexter - Jordan W.B. Anderson

Graves - Chris Bauso

Four Eyes - Sophie Remram

Barret - DT Carrel

Zander - Kier Zhou

Keyne - Skyler Giordano

Production Notes

Directed by : Skyler Giordano

Editing and Assembly : Krissi Williams

Editing, Sound Design, and Music : Skyler Giordano

Music, SFX, and Ambience was written and created by Skyler Giordano

Additional Ambience, and SFX were sourced from Epidemic Sound under the use of Proper Licensing

Special Thanks

- Everyone who made this show something special. This production did not come from a single mind. Many hands came together to create this show, and we owe each one our thanks.

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Welcome to the Sometime Somewhere Show With Spank Starblinder's Sometime Somewhere Special with Spanks Starblinder.

Main Cast 

In Order of Appearance

Announcer - Skyler Giordano

Spanks Starblinder - James Hart

Jyde Heckle - Skyler Giordano

Dyl Boblin - Skyler Giordano

Bobbi Fern - James Hart

Buck Mudflaps - Ian Knowles

Quixxo's Guy - James Hart

Trae - James Hart

Sol - Joseph Surabian

Slip - Skyler Giordano

Podcube - Blurk, Quirk, and Kirk's 24 Hour Law Firm Direct

Zoots Mackenzie - Chris Bauso

Luna Orr - Herself

Krissi Williams - Herself

Skyler Giordano - Himself

Graham Capobianco - Himself

James Hart - Himself

Joseph Surabian - Himself

Han Pandler - Skyler Giordano

Spar Rescue Announcer - Chris Bauso

Jonn Tahffa - Chris Bauso 

Mikey the Bartender - Chris Bauso

Bob - Chris Bauso

W. Keith Tims - Himself

Jordan W.B. Anderson - Himself

Gabby From Ginger Garbage - Themself

Kier Zhou - Himself (and possibly Vax?)

Ed from Inspectre - Himself

DT Carrel - Himself

Production Notes

Directed by : Skyler Giordano

Editing, Sound Design, and Music : Skyler Giordano

Music, SFX, and Ambience was written and created by Skyler Giordano

Additional Ambience, Music, and SFX were sourced from Epidemic Sound under the use of Proper Licensing 

Additional Music

This Episode Contains Rearranged Versions of;

• Beethoven's "Moonlight Sonata"

- Rockin' For Decades' "Enough this Time" Appears courtesy of Epidemic Sound under the use of Proper Licensing.

- Elton John's "Rocketman" was used fairly for the parody "Sprocketman" under the The Copyright Act in Section 107, and was rearranged by Skyler Giordano and Sung by Chris Bauso with Parody Lyrics written by James Hart.

Special Thanks

- Everyone who made this show something special. This production did not come from a single mind. Many hands came together to create this show, and we owe each one our thanks.

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And thus ends, the Ballad of the Outlander.

Main Cast 

In Order of Appearance

Spanks Starblinder - James Hart

Announcer - Skyler Giordano

Slip - Skyler Giordano

Moxie Rebelle - Krissi Williams

Vax Arden - Kier Hodgson

The Architect - W. Keith Tims

Thorg - James Hart

Cala Mastros - Luna Orr

Cora Mastros - Apollo Williams

Trae - James Hart

Badger - Graham Capobianco

Wander - Krissi Williams

Production Notes

Directed by : Skyler Giordano

Editing and Assembly : Krissi Williams

Editing, Sound Design, and Music : Skyler Giordano

Additional Sound Design, Post Production, Mixing, and Mastering : Graham Capobianco

Music, SFX, and Ambience was written and created by Skyler Giordano

Additional Ambience, and SFX were sourced from Epidemic Sound, Pixabay, and Fesliyan Studios under the use of Proper Licensing

Special Thanks

- Everyone who made this show something special. This production did not come from a single mind. Many hands came together to create this show, and we owe each one our thanks.

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Yeah, This is it. 

Main Cast 

In Order of Appearance

Skyler Giordano - Slip 

Kier Hodgson - Vax

James Hart- Trae

Graham Capobianco - Slayde / Badger

Luna Orr - Cala Mastros

Joseph Surabian - Madge

Krissi Williams - Moxie / Wander

Production Notes

Directed by : Skyler Giordano

Editing and Assembly : Krissi Williams

Editing, Sound Design, and Music : Skyler Giordano

Additional Sound Design, Post Production, Mixing, and Mastering : Graham Capobianco

Music, SFX, and Ambience was written and created by Skyler Giordano

Additional Ambience, and SFX were sourced from Epidemic Sound, Pixabay, and Fesliyan Studios under the use of Proper Licensing

Special Thanks

- We'd like to Thank our Friends at Manscaped for Sponsoring this Episode! Get 20% OFF @manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code OMEGASTAR at MANSCAPED.com!

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It's high noon somewhere...

Main Cast 

In Order of Appearance

Skyler Giordano - Slip / Drachai 

Graham Capobianco - Slayde / Badger

Luna Orr - Cala Mastros

Joseph Surabian - Sol

Krissi Williams - Wander

James Hart- Trae

Production Notes

Directed by : Skyler Giordano

Editing and Assembly : Krissi Williams

Editing, Sound Design, and Music : Skyler Giordano

Additional Sound Design, Post Production, Mixing, and Mastering : Graham Capobianco

Music, SFX, and Ambience was written and created by Skyler Giordano

Additional Ambience, and SFX were sourced from Epidemic Sound, Pixabay, and Fesliyan Studios under the use of Proper Licensing

Special Thanks

- As Always, we would like to thank our friend Riley Stekervetz for listening to this episode and helping us get it to the highest quality possible.

- We'd like to Thank our Friends at Manscaped for Sponsoring this Episode! Get 20% OFF @manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code OMEGASTAR at MANSCAPED.com!

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Moxie faces her greatest enemy.

Main Cast 

In Order of Appearance

Chris Bauso - Zoots Mackenzie

Krissi Williams - Moxie / Proxie / Wander

Skyler Giordano - Dyl Boblin / Slip 

James Hart- Bobbi Fern / The Intern / Trae

Graham Capobianco - Slayde / Badger

Luna Orr - Cala Mastros

Apollo Williams - Cora Mastros

Joseph Surabian - Sol

W. Keith Tims - "Not" Kaziban Cyros

Production Notes

Directed by : Skyler Giordano

Editing and Assembly : Krissi Williams

Editing, Sound Design, and Music : Skyler Giordano

Additional Sound Design, Post Production, Mixing, and Mastering : Graham Capobianco

Music, SFX, and Ambience was written and created by Skyler Giordano

Additional Ambience, and SFX were sourced from Epidemic Sound, Pixabay, and Fesliyan Studios under the use of Proper Licensing

Special Thanks

- As Always, we would like to thank our friend Riley Stekervetz for listening to this episode and helping us get it to the highest quality possible.

- A Special thanks W. Keith Tims from AlienGhostRobot for being part of this episode.

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"A fool finds fortune in death, only the wise know its cost."

Disclaimer : This episode contains many moments of violence and uncomfortable implications. 

Listener Discretion is Advised.

Main Cast 

In Order of Appearance

Apollo Williams - Cora Mastros

Luna Orr - Cala Mastros

Graham Capobianco- Slayde / Badger

James Hart - Trae

Skyler Giordano - Slip 

W. Keith Tims - "Not" Kaziban Cyros

Joseph Surabian - Sol

Kier Hodgson - Vax Arden

Krissi Williams - ???

Production Notes

Directed by : Skyler Giordano

Editing and Assembly : Krissi Williams

Editing, Sound Design, and Music : Skyler Giordano

Additional Sound Design, Post Production, Mixing, and Mastering : Graham Capobianco

Music, SFX, and Ambience was written and created by Skyler Giordano

Additional Ambience, and SFX were sourced from Epidemic Sound, Pixabay, and Fesliyan Studios under the use of Proper Licensing

Special Thanks

- As Always, we would like to thank our friend Riley Stekervetz for listening to this episode and helping us get it to the highest quality possible.

- A Special thanks W. Keith Tims from AlienGhostRobot for being part of this episode.

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Slayde is just the absolute worst.

Disclaimer : This episode contains themes many listeners might find distressing including; Violence, and Racism.

Listener Discretion is Advised.

Main Cast 

In Order of Appearance

Graham Capobianco- Slayde

Joseph Surabian - Sol / Jaxian

Krissi Williams- Moxie Rebelle

Kier Hodgson - Vax Arden

James Hart - Trae / Thorg

Luna Orr - Cala Mastros

Skyler Giordano - Slip 

W. Keith Tims - ???

Production Notes

Directed by : Skyler Giordano

Editing and Assembly : Krissi Williams

Editing, Sound Design, and Music : Skyler Giordano

Additional Sound Design, Post Production, Mixing, and Mastering : Graham Capobianco

Music, SFX, and Ambience was written and created by Skyler Giordano

Additional Ambience, and SFX were sourced from Epidemic Sound, Pixabay, and Fesliyan Studios under the use of Proper Licensing

Special Thanks

- As Always, we would like to thank our friend Riley Stekervetz for listening to this episode and helping us get it to the highest quality possible.

- A Special thanks W. Keith Tims from AlienGhostRobot for being part of this episode.

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