You asked. We delivered... a baby. Yup. That's why we've been away for 9 months. Join us as we give you life updates, show how we're very much up Beyonce's ass, and deliver the juiciest listener letter to date.

Yoyoyo. Listen to us dish the goss on Megan and Tory, what we do for a living and the therapy session we all needed. Also - did you guys know that "the jerk" was back? Same.

OKAY ALRIGHT OKAY. Yes, the rumours were true - we're back. Enjoy listening to our voices as much as we do. In this episode we chat about astroworld, dick pics, and breaking up with someone holding you back.

What's up?! This is our last episode of season 1... will we be back for season 2?! In this ep. we rip on Dabaaby's foolery, celebs exposing their musty selves, and relationship exit surveys.

Remember when you guys deleted your black BLM squares? We see you, we hear you but we don't stand with you. Join us as we rip on Alex's cat adoption story, people who comment on celeb pictures, and more.

First and foremost, we are obsessed with Sha'Carri Richardson. In this episode we cry-laugh at the funniest characters from our high school.

Start your afternoon off with a chuckle and feeling sorry for Britney Spears. P.S: sorry mom, we talk about sex - you can skip this one.

We're back and this is a voice note prepared for our haters: we hear you, we see you, and we stand with you. Oh and apparently Fully Alive is dying for a photo op with us. Idk.

We still don't know who logan paul is but we do know about our first times, relationships, and situationships. Also to anyone trying to make plans with us this summer: it's looking like a 30/70 right now and you're not the 70.

Clearly we don’t know the difference between jake and logan and frankly we don’t care. Listen at your own cost - we might offend you.