On the Mess Express

On the Mess Express

By Craig and VanessaParentingKids & Family
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On the Mess Express episodes

  • Parenting & Power Tools: Renovating Life This Fall

    In this engaging conversation, Craig and Vanessa Simpson sit down with Eric Borman, owner of Borman Construction, to discuss the intricacies of running a construction business while managing a growing family. They explore the challenges of home renovations, the joys of gardening, and the importance of social media in marketing. Eric shares insights on balancing work and family life, avoiding burnout, and offers advice for young entrepreneurs navigating similar paths. The discussion is filled with humor, relatable anecdotes, and practical tips for listeners.

    #parenting #parenthood #banter #bormanconstruction 

    #grind #relationships #marriage #kids #contractor

    @bormanconstruction

    https://bormanconstruction.ca/

    42 min
  • Pumpkins, Play & Parenting: A Snyder’s Farm Special

    In this episode, Craig and Vanessa celebrate their first fall episode by reminiscing about their first date at Oktoberfest. They discuss the transition into fall, family traditions, and the joy of visiting local pumpkin patches and apple orchards. The couple shares tips for enjoying fall outings with kids and highlights Snyder's Farm as a local treasure for family fun. They also look ahead to future fall adventures and the excitement of seasonal decor.

    #supportlocal #community #snydersfarm #fall #memories #fallactivities #travelontario #fallfestivals #parenthood #parenting #family #traditions


    43 min
  • Allow me to reintroduce ourselves

    In this episode, Craig and Vanessa discuss their ongoing technical challenges while podcasting, share their experiences with the chaos of back-to-school routines, and engage in a lighthearted rapid-fire question segment. They also celebrate a giveaway winner, emphasizing community and connection with their listeners.


    #parenting #parenthood #relationships #onthemessexpress #marriage #community #humor #marriagehumor #banter 

    #fyp #backtoschool #giveaway #podcast ⁣


    52 min
  • “Grapes, Goats & good times” - Small Town Living

    In this episode, Craig and Vanessa discuss the importance of slow living in a fast-paced world, emphasizing the value of creating core memories with family through local experiences. They share personal anecdotes about their family outings, the significance of community connections, and the joy of enjoying local establishments like the Perth Farmhouse. The episode also features a fun segment called 'Goat or No Goat' and concludes with a giveaway announcement for listeners.

    #parenting #parenthood #community #supportlocal #marriage #husbandandwife #podcastcouple #family #giveaway

    46 min
  • Phubbing: When Your Phone Gets More Action Than Your Partner

    In this episode, Craig and Vanessa discuss the concept of 'phubbing'—the act of snubbing someone in favor of your phone—and its impact on relationships. They explore the importance of regular relationship check-ins, setting boundaries with technology, and the need for open communication to avoid conflicts. The conversation emphasizes the significance of being present with partners and family, especially in a world filled with distractions. They conclude with a commitment to improve their communication and connection as a couple.

    #Phubbing #StopPhubbing #PhoneAddiction #PutThePhoneDown #BePresent #ScrollLessLiveMore

    #MarriageTalks #RelationshipGoals #MarriageUnfiltered #RealRelationships #CouplesWhoPodcast #LoveUnplugged

    #RelationshipCheckIn #TalkToYourPartner #HealthyCommunication #StrongRelationships #LoveAndConnection

    #FamilyFirst #ParentingUnplugged #IntentionalLiving #PresentOverPerfect #DigitalDetox

    #PodcastLife #CouplesPodcast #NewPodcastEpisode #PodcastCommunity #MarriagePodcast #RelationshipPodcast



    39 min
  • Sibling Showdowns: Jealousy, Fairness & Fighting

    In this episode, Craig and Vanessa discuss the challenges of parenting, particularly focusing on sibling rivalry and the dynamics between their children. They share personal anecdotes about their struggles with allergies, transitioning back to work, and the importance of praise and conflict resolution among siblings. The conversation emphasizes the need for one-on-one time with each child, teamwork in household tasks, and the significance of allowing children to resolve their conflicts independently. Ultimately, they aim to foster a supportive and loving environment where their children can grow and bond as siblings.

    #ParentingPodcast #ParentingTips #ParentingLife #ParentingCommunity #ParentingJourney #ParentingWins #FamilyPodcast #FamilyDynamics #FamilyLife #MomLife #DadLife #WorkingParents #WorkLifeBalance #ParentStruggles #ParentingUnfiltered #ParentingHumor #HonestParenting #PodcastLife #PodcastCommunity #PodcastEpisode #PodcastersOfInstagram #PodcastRecommendations #NewEpisodeAlert





    42 min
  • Tra la lilo tra la la: IYKYK

    In this episode, Craig and Vanessa Simpson discuss the complexities of parenting in the digital age, focusing on the impact of screen time on children. They explore the balance between allowing screen time for educational purposes and the potential negative effects of excessive use. The conversation covers strategies for monitoring and managing screen time, the importance of setting boundaries, and the evolving nature of digital parenting. They emphasize the need for open communication about safety and security in the digital world, while also acknowledging the benefits of technology in education.


    #ParentingInTheDigitalAge#ScreenTimeBalance#DigitalParenting#TechSavvyParents#ScreenTimeTips#MindfulParenting#ParentingPodcast#KidsAndTechnology#PositiveParenting#ParentingStrategies#DigitalWellness#HealthyScreenTime#ParentingIn2025#TechAndKids

    #Parenting

    #Parenthood

    46 min
  • Different Pages - Same Book.

    Summary


    In this episode, Craig and Vanessa Simpson explore the complexities of parenting styles, discussing how individual approaches can differ significantly from collective family dynamics. They emphasize the importance of communication, understanding, and finding common ground in parenting to create a harmonious family environment. The conversation highlights the challenges parents face in balancing their unique styles while ensuring their children feel secure and understood.

    #parenthood #parenting #relationships #family #kids #oneteam

    48 min
  • Who the f*** orders a Filet-O-Fish..

    In this conversation, Craig and Vanessa recount their eventful week, starting with a nostalgic concert experience featuring Our Lady Peace, followed by the premiere of Happy Gilmore 2, and culminating in a humorous mishap at McD's. They share personal anecdotes, frustrations, and laughter, creating a relatable narrative about the ups and downs of their week.

    #PodcastDrop⁣⁣
    #SurpriseEpisode⁣⁣
    #UnfilteredChat⁣⁣
    #MiniEpisode⁣⁣
    #PodcastHumour⁣⁣
    #ParentingAfterDark ⁣⁣
    #HappyGilmore2⁣⁣
    #OLPTour⁣⁣
    #mcds ⁣⁣
    #FishFiletFail⁣⁣
    #PodcastLife⁣⁣
    #CheekyChats⁣⁣
    #lifeunfiltered ⁣⁣
    #marriage ⁣⁣
    #marriagehumor ⁣⁣
    #banter ⁣⁣
    #relationships ⁣⁣
    #couplegoals ⁣⁣
    #datenight ⁣


    29 min
  • Burnout Poker - The Game Where No One Wins

    In this episode, Craig and Vanessa Simpson delve into the topic of parenting burnout, sharing their personal experiences and discussing the challenges that come with balancing family responsibilities. They explore the signs of burnout, coping mechanisms, and the importance of community support. The conversation also touches on the significance of prioritizing tasks and self-care to manage stress effectively. Through humor and honesty, they aim to shed light on the realities of parenting and the emotional toll it can take.

    #parenthood #parenting #relationships #banter #family #kids #marriage #marriagehumor #humor #community #parentingburnout #selfcare #parentingchallenges

    55 min

About On the Mess Express

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We’re your fearless conductors, navigating the wild world of parenting, relationships, community, and all those chaotic little disasters in between. Expect unfiltered stories, laugh-out-loud moments, and the kind of relatable stuff that’ll have you shouting, “SAME."