On the Roman Nose

On the Roman Nose

By Mike Jones and Iley JonesFictionComedy Fiction
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On the Roman Nose episodes

  • Delegation

    "But really my Lord, it isn't really democracy. It just makes people feel as it if were a democracy"


    "I know, Sensus. The whole charade tires me"

    The delegation from the Senate has come to air grievances with Caesar and his trusted friend Sensus. From taxes to health care and public transport, can our Ancient politicians find common ground in which to help the common person? (lol, politicians helping people)

    Credits:
    Nate Gothard as Caesar and Decievious                
    Hester van der Vyver as Sensus                
    Thomas Taufan as Voice and Guard                
    Linda Chong as Intercom 

    Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
    Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

    4 min
  • More's the Pity

    "We bring him back to Rome to keep an eye on him"


    "Did you say, "bring him home to keep a lion on him"


    From family news to new ideas, Caesar and Sensus entertain new ideas deal with siblings as well as streamline the Empire, ideas that will surely pay off, and if they fail will surely never be tried again in the future. Because we learn from our mistakes. Don't we? 

    Credits:
    Nate Gothard as Caesar                
    Hester van der Vyver as Sensus                
    Thomas Taufan as Pittius, Voice, and Guard                
    Linda Chong as Intercom 

    Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
    Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

    3 min
  • Here Kitty, Kitty

    "So what is on tonight?"


    "Perverts versus lions"

    It's the famous Coliseum, home to insane battle of epic complexity, world famous controlled naval battles and test of strength and strategy. 
    And of course one man beating the heck out of another. The age of entertainment enjoyed even today on TV, just in a different format. 
    In this epic episode we hear all the glories on stage while also hearing the juicy tips and gossip in the stands. 

    We may be a little proud of this episode. Just saying. It was fun. Hope you enjoy. 

    Credits: 

    Nate Gothard as Caesar and Pervert 2                
    Hester van der Vyver as Sensus                
    Thomas Taufan as Voice                
    Cheng as Pervert 1

    Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
    Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

    3 min
  • Clemency

    "Prophecy, fate…what is it all about Sensus? How things come to be, how we shape our world. Or the ways in which the world shapes us. Fates woven long ago to simply be played out upon the stage for all to witness with no true will of our own?

    "Rather deep this morning my Lord. I haven’t had my coffee yet"

    With deep topics in question, Lord Caesar has a moral dilemmas that require his age, experience and vague knowledge of all things. Diplomacy is key...even if you don't live in a truly Diplomatic age.

    Credits:

    Nate Gothard as Caesar                 
    Hester van der Vyver as Sensus                 
    Thomas Taufan as Voice and Guard                 
    Cheng as Centurian and Clemency 

    Linda Chong as Intercom 


    Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
    Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

    3 min
  • Barbarians

    "May I present your new messenger, Fedux"

     

    In the days before overnight delivery service, the Ancients had Fedux, a man so fast, so reliable, that he was entrusted with the mail of the Emperor himself. No obstacle too challenging, no parcel too large, and no method of transporting messages deemed too weird. What does he bring to the Great but Bumbling Caesar himself?

    Credits:
    Nate Gothard as Caesar                 
    Hester van der Vyver as Sensus                 
    Thomas Taufan as Fedux, Narrator, and Guard                 
    Cheng as Markus                            
    Linda Chong as Intercom 

    Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
    Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

    3 min
  • Old Toothless

    "Christians versus lions, my Lord"


    "Oh, always a good contest! What was the score?"

     

    Lions, Stocking and Testiclees, Oh My! It's a pun filled episode with sport updates, political challenges and news of the good fight reaching the ever so glorious, ever so small ears of Lord Caesar.

    Credits:
    Nate Gothard as Caesar                
    Hester van der Vyver as Sensus                
    Thomas Taufan as Testiclees, Voice and Guard                 
    Linda Chong as Intercom 

    Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
    Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

    3 min
  • Toots

    "My Lord Caesar, this is Ambassador Wolfgang Dryvretchhaus"


    A delegation of the Hun have requested a meeting with Lord Caesar.
    From maps and blood, to Tanks and Toots, it's certainly a more lively meeting
    than usual, but will it work in the favour of the great Emperor?

    Credits:
    Nate Gothard as Caesar               
    Hester van der Vyver as Sensus and Wolfgang                
    Thomas Taufan as Voice and Guard                
    Linda Chong as Intercom 

    Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
    Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

    3 min
  • Letters

    "Oh, I never like these letters. Always seeking more money, changing sides…"

     

    "A bit like the Senate"


    "Yesss…"


    Before the rise of the telephone, the efficiency of the email and the anxiety of sending a text to a crush, we had a the written word scribbled onto scrolls and papers covered in wine stains and pawprints.

    Lord Caesar and Sensus go through their latest correspondents from girlfriends and mercenaries alike. Both bringing news, fear and complications in the Ancient world of olives, orgies and big marble statues.

    Credits:
    Nate Gothard as Caesar                
    Hester van der Vyver as Sensus                
    Thomas Taufan as Voice

    Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
    Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

    3 min
  • Markus Rectum

    Turning back the pages of history, In the yesteryears of time, there once was an empire that was mightier than any before and held land greater than any since. A culture rich in architecture, education and art, but there is so little remaining of the Great Khan's dynasty that we can't make fun of it. So to Ancient Rome instead!


    Here we join Lord Caesar and his loyal assistant, confidant and friend, Senator Sensus in the famed marble palace, receiving a visit from Markus Rectus Rectum, Commander in Chief if the Anglo Isle.

    Credits:
    Nate Gothard as Caesar and Nero                
    Hester van der Vyver as Sensus                
    Thomas Taufan as Voice and Guard                
    Cheng as Markus                
    Linda Chong as Intercom

     
    Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
    Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern 

    3 min

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Turning back the pages of history, In the yesteryears of time, there once was an empire that was mightier than any before and held land greater than any since. A culture rich in architecture, education and art, but there is so little remaining of the Great Khan's dynasty that we can't make fun of it. So to Ancient Rome instead!