I made friends with an onion. I feel like this probably says a lot about me as a person. RIP Onion. (Spoiler alert, I guess?) Song pick is the brilliant "Save Me" by Aimee Mann, dedicated to all us freaks who suspect we will never love anyone. (Not true. If anything, I love TOO much. I mean...onion. :P)

I'm always awkward when you first meet me, and this is no exception lol. If you know where "chochachos" is from, we're automatically friends. Do not take a shot every time I say "um", you will die! Listen to me attempt to explain what I intend to do here, rant about people refusing to wear masks, and play "You Were Right" by my favorite artist, Badly Drawn Boy. I do use some bad words, so don't clutch your pearls.