On The Shelf Podcast

On The Shelf Podcast

By Rachel Thannhauser, Emily Patten, Victoria PattenComedy
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On The Shelf Podcast episodes

  • S3 E1 - Guess Who's Back, Back Again

    We are back! After a little break filled with sex, debauchery and... Oh, who are we kidding - we've been sat on the sofa eating and lamenting our lack of social lives, exactly the same as before! This week we cover flying cars, why Back to the Future is one of Emily's top 3 trilogies and, of course, #freebritney

    34 min
  • S2 E13 - The One

    This week the girls are discussing how you know when it's "The One". Potentially an interesting topic of conversation considering they're all single AF, but hey - it's why we're here. And once you hear how picky they are, the single thing might not be such a shock... Also discussed: how much coffee is too much, those nights where it's suddenly 4am and how important the love of food is in a potential partner...

    32 min
  • S2 E12 - The Facts

    This week, the girls are discussing facts about dating, sex and relationships. Covering everything from the origins of speed dating and pheromones to the original intentions of Mr Kellogg when he made cornflakes... A bit weird, a bit random, but it wouldn't be On The Shelf if it wasn't any of those things!

    43 min
  • S2 E11 - The Dumping Ground

    Ah well, this episode has been a long time coming... We've spent months talking about dates and partners, but have never gone to the deep end - breakups! The girls dive deep into their dating histories to bring you the good, the bad and the ugly ways they've dumped and been dumped. Bonus points to Emily for having what is quite possibly the worst breakup story in the history of breakups... This episode could be therapeutic or mildly traumatising, depending on how recently you've been dumped!

    38 min
  • S2 E10 - The One With All The Debates

    This week the girls are joined by Vic's friend Mike for a revisit of the Christmas Arguments - this time without the Christmas, obviously. We cover a whole host of topics including cats are better than dogs, musicals are overrated, Titanic is overrated (Em gets passionate) and the curve ball: Gordon Ramsey is sexy.... You've been warned, it gets pretty silly!

    16 min
  • S2 E9 - The Firsts

    This week, the girls are discussing a whole host of firsts in an episode that has become the most revealing episode yet... First kiss, losing of virginities and embarrassing sex stories including an, ahem, ✨g l o w i n g✨  tale from Rachel! (We do not recommend trying any of this at home, or listening to this episode on loudspeaker in public...)

    44 min

About On The Shelf Podcast

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We are Emily, Victoria, and Rachel - sisters and cousins, at various stages of our 20s and 30s. We’re all single and very much “On The Shelf”. None of us are quite where society says we should…