In which The Narrators Three discuss the gift of murder, protect Bae at all costs, catchy greeting card copy, The (redacted) Blue Fairy, everyone goes for broke and fools exactly no one, does Archie ever invoice anyone, and Lin's enduring hatred of August.

Please note some adult language is used in this episode.

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