An update on Homeless Harry's misfortunes and his new acting career, Corona Virus Statistics, this episode actually really sucked so dont get too excited. Itll be better again next show!

I made a list of why Trump bad but it kinda fell apart halfway through. We learn more interesting facts about bald eagles from the transgender scientist, I HAVE MY FIRST AD READ FROM EXPRESS VPN, And this podcast continues to struggle to find it's own voice

I Try to promote my new guided meditation 6 dvd box set for 99 dollars but Homeless Harry interrupts the whole mood of the meditation by trying to get me to say the N word. And my expert transgender eagle scientist friend answers the age old question... Do bald eagles have cocks?

I Reveal my rival podcasts,I explain my holiday in the cabin, and well...this episode is a bit stale not the best work honestly...so dont get your Hope's up

Alan Jackson wont stop texting me, I celebrate ten days sober,and theres an alien attack that nobody comes out a winner

I tell the story of how I met Homeless Harry and saved him from the streets and heroin which sounds like something he would have been into. I warn against the dangers of drugs. And I promote the shirts I want to make sometime soon that I want you to buy when I have time to do shirts. ITS A WHOLESOME SHOW!

Joe Biden has picked his VP and we couldn't be happier, I am thirsty for Pepsi and started calling out for Pepsi to buy some ad time on the show...cuz I dont do anything for free.

I announce my upcoming interview with teen sensation Alan Jackson coming up, encourage you all to grab each other by the pussy. HILLARY CLINTON IS MY PRESIDENT, and give helpful advice on grocery shopping...this whole episode can be summed up by listening to the last ten seconds of it

I saw the prettiest Saskatchewan girl I've ever seen before. And I talk about the wonders of toxic masculinity. Also a life lesson buried in there... was in a strangely good mood today

I advertise my podcasting course Masterclass I'm releasing soon,I share why Diarrhea Pants Paul steals my supermodel date,and my phone notifications block out half of what I'm saying...ask anyone