Is this the episode where Michelle and Colin figure out how to heal society's cultural divides? Is The Bachelor finally getting diversity and inclusion right? Why is watching Matt James's dark night of the soul such bad TV? Is anyone ever going to explain to the bachelor what marriage is? Is Matt's idea of "taking some time" just bro-ing out with the Diamond Guy? Are Katie's and Michelle's seasons going to be as amazing as Colin thinks? Will Michelle and Colin ever be able to convince listeners to watch Bachelor in Paradise Canada? Is Michelle going to sneak across the border for a back-alley vaccination?

Matt James's season ends not with a bang, but with a whimper; but after the final rose, hope blooms... (pretty good right?)

#JusticeForMichelle!

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