Paul celebrates his vandalism making Page Six, Devorah can't stop talking about how Tinsley wronged her at the opera, Dale begins to see the error of her ways, and The Empire Hotel tells Jules it's check-out time.

Paul makes the headlines of a society blog for his terrible behavior, Dale digs deeper into Casimir's past, Devorah vows to confront Tinsley for ghosting her, and Jules continues to terrorize all of Manhattan.

Paul gets physical at the gym with Tommy, Devorah shows off what she considers an office, Tinsley pumps her former housekeeper for information about Topper, and Dale crashes a charity event only to confront Casimir and make Tinsley cry.

Paul and Jules meet in the clear light of day only to continue insulting each other, Tinsley goes to Paris to promenade with her short-tempered prince, and Dale digs for dirt at the New York Society Library.

Tinsley moves on from her divorce and into her own apartment, Paul convinces his mother to wire him a large sum of money, and Dabney adjusts to hotel life with Jules who makes herself at home by being horribly rude to everyone.

Everyone gets a video postcard from home, Alex follows in his father's footsteps with the local cowgirls, and the wagon wheels come off as the crew approaches the parade in Steamboat Springs.

The crew gets up close and personal with some stallions, Alex and Alexander befriend the trail bosses, and Fabian goes on a bender, kicking over the grill, groping several women in the group, and insulting the entire United Kingdom.

Alexander can't get over a prank, Courtenay is annoyed of everyone, the crew drives cattle without the help of the trail bosses, and Fabian's douchebaggery gets even more out of control.

Alex meets another love interest, Fabian touts his diplomatic immunity, Haley and Brittny bring the role of Cattle Captain to a new low, and the crew gets the ranch hands red carpet ready.

Fabian continues to make a stink, Joshua takes out his frustrations on everyone's cell phones, Noah pretends to listen to feedback, and three members of the cattle crew go rogue.