One Hour One-Offs

Happy Halloween!

Yup, you read that right! P-a-r-s-e-l-y, as in computer parseing! Parsely is all about old school style text adventures, and today Alex, our parser, has created a text adventure for friend of the podcast and resident computer nerd, Elana! Listen as our protagonist wanders, dies, repeats and dies again in this episode of One Hour One Offs, all accompanied live by the brilliant pianist Kevin.

Also, sorry Elana is a little quiet <3

Kevin's Channel: https://youtube.com/@nerdymusicks5381?si=78ckBKsFo0i_anW3

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Intro and Outro Jingle made by Dana Bulger

Cover art by @incredibledood on Twitter

We've all been there: freshly graduated from Village Witch University, eager to find your place in the world, and badly in need of a job to pay off your crippling student debt! Join us as witches Mol and Newt (Alex and Lyrica) embark on their first year out of school, searching for a permanent village placement, and exchanging letters as they go. And please enjoy the special debut of Kevin from NerdyMusicks on YouTube as he performs live accompaniment to fit the gameplay!

Kevin's Channel: https://youtube.com/@nerdymusicks5381?si=78ckBKsFo0i_anW3

Village Witch: https://kestreleliot.itch.io/village-witch

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Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3WbwF9C6gnxa7b4HmXnJAd?si=Jz1hAjjJQKq8tDOnicel5A&dl_branch=1

Intro and Outro Jingle made by Dana Bulger

Cover art by @incredibledood on Twitter

Hello one and all, join Alex for a cozy and brief episode of One Hour One Offs ASMR edition (no actual ASMR included). This episode follows Sam Kriegsman as he audio-journals the significant events of his 8-week shift as a park ranger at Evergreen Wilds national park. There are silly bears, spooky goings-on, and cute endangered animals. Happy New Years to everybody, and thank you for listening.

Evergreen Wilds: https://disastertourism.itch.io/evergreen-wilds

Disaster Tourism: https://disastertourism.itch.io/

Twitter: https://twitter.com/onehouroneoffs

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/onehouroneoffs/

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3WbwF9C6gnxa7b4HmXnJAd?si=Jz1hAjjJQKq8tDOnicel5A&dl_branch=1

Intro and Outro Jingle made by Dana Bulger

Cover art by @incredibledood on Twitter

It's tart week on the Exceptional English Bake Off! Join our bakers, Fortimer Fortinbras (Derek) and John Teabottom (Alex), as well as our hosts and judges (Lyrica) as we strive for confectionary perfectionism. Who will be crowned the amature baker with the baking chops to lead an American spin-off of the show?

Ethen's Website: https://www.bardoeboardgames.com/

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Intro and Outro Jingle made by Dana Bulger

Cover art by @incredibledood on Twitter

Join Lyrica as Mirabell and Alex as everyone else as we delve into the fantasy world of spooky mice. Mirabell is the apprentice (called a spade) to the local digger - the grizzled old mouse who keeps folks safe from the malevolent forces of the wild, especially when those forces are mystic or arcane. The Oakhills, a nearby family of squirrels have requested the digger's help, and he has decided Mirabell is ready for their first mission. Now it's up to them to face the mischievous (or perhaps dangerous) creature that has been spoiling the Oakhill's food, but neither she nor the digger are ready for what they will find.

(also we forgot to say in the intro but the system is Monster of the Week)

Monster of the Week: Monster of the Week - Evil Hat Productions

Mausritter: Mausritter

The Last Apprentice: The Last Apprentice Series Archives - Joseph Delaney (josephdelaneyauthor.com)

Twitter: https://twitter.com/onehouroneoffs

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Intro and Outro Jingle made by Dana Bulger

Cover art by @incredibledood on Twitter

Firstly, no the title isn't a typo, listen to the episode and you'll understand. Now, welcome to the first episode with the full One Hour One Offs crew! Join Lyrica, Derek, Blake, and Alex as we fight, flee, and laugh our way through Tale of the Manticore's new system One Shot In the Dark. Our party of pierless heroes, Xol, Bartholomew, Jim, and Steve, pit themselves against the legally distinct forces of Becna in a race against the clock. They are in it to save the world (or for the money if you're Xol), but there's only one hour before the cavern collapses. Will our pitiable party prevail? Or Perish!

Tale of the Manticore's Twitter: https://twitter.com/ManticoreTale

Tale of the Manticore show: https://taleofthemanticore.podbean.com/

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Intro and Outro Jingle made by Dana Bulger

Cover art by @incredibledood on Twitter

Join Alex and Lyrica as they laugh and cry their way through a game of Lazers and Feelings! Follow the story of our hero JC Barnes (played by Lyrica) as she seeks redemption for her Ma's scientific reputation by investigating the solar system Anatolius: the site of a discovery JC's Ma made, but which led to the end of her career when the discovery was discredited. Little does JC know, that the discovery was abandoned for reasons other than she knows.

***Also Anatolius means sunrise, not sunlight we got that wrong in the episode

Find Lazers and Feelings here: Lasers & Feelings by John Harper (itch.io)

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Intro and Outro Jingle made by Dana Bulger

Cover art by @incredibledood on Twitter

Join Sir Monteque and Benny (Alex and Lyrica) as they hop slither and stab their way through a winding system of underground tunnels populated by charming animals, magical mushrooms, and terrifying ladybugs (not actual ladybugs, but bugs that are fairies). This charming Redwall-style tale of adventure has many twists and turns, as well as a few moments of heartbreak. Will our players encounter each other before the time runs out?

Twitter: https://twitter.com/onehouroneoffs

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/onehouroneoffs/

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Intro and Outro Jingle made by Dana Bulger

Cover art by @incredibledood on Twitter

Join just Alex in this episode as he gets a little drunk and writes bad poetry about a badass highway robber. Is he a justified lover? A deranged killer? Horny for his gun? Find out inside. This episode features The Gentleman Bandit, a system by Allison Arth. This system prompts the player to write dramatic (very dramatic in this case) poems left by a highway bandit at the scenes of his crimes.

The Gentleman Bandit: https://allisonarth.itch.io/gentleman-bandit

Twitter: https://twitter.com/onehouroneoffs

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Intro and Outro Jingle made by Dana Bulger

Cover art by @incredibledood on Twitter

Join Bart (Alex) and Thaumazor (Blake) for a cheerful romp in the lands of Arken Eld, a verdant civilization built on the ruins of a fallen empire. The system of the day is Icon, the latest work from the creators of Lancer and Slay Six Billion Demons. *note: Derek gets some rather important rules wrong in here, but it should still be a fun introduction to the vibes and vocations of Icon.

Twitter: https://twitter.com/onehouroneoffs

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/onehouroneoffs/

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3WbwF9C6gnxa7b4HmXnJAd?si=Jz1hAjjJQKq8tDOnicel5A&dl_branch=1

Intro and Outro Jingle made by Dana Bulger

Cover art by @incredibledood on Twitter