One Hundred Things in a Jar

One Hundred Things in a Jar

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One Hundred Things in a Jar episodes

  • EPISODE LIII – I POOPED ON MOOKIE

    Episode 53—make that LIII—begins innocently enough with the revelations that Mike is a leaf (or is it a feather?) floating through life, and Megan has been keeping a secret book of amazing thoughts (not really). But the episode soon takes an unfortunate turn into what TED talks are and what big ideas Mike might share if he gave one of these so-called TED talks. Mike protests Megan’s answer, but then proves his co-host’s point when he almost unwittingly shares a story involving a public park, a well-placed copy of the New York Daily News and a gastrointestinal emergency. Oh shit! The jar saves the episode from going completely down the toilet—at least momentarily—with a question about whether aliens exist. All Mike and Megan know is that E.T. was awesome and David Duchovny was pretty hot on the X-Files. In the spirit of solidarity, Megan closes the episode with her own unhappy memory of pooping in public thanks to an ill-timed bout of food poisoning. Hopefully you don’t think this episode stinks, but we promise you it will be your current number one favorite. Or maybe number two.

    EPISODE WINE – Menage a Trois Midnight Dark Red Blend

    CLOSING SONG – “Mississippi” Dixie Chicks

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    Episode LIII – I Pooped On Mookie Wilson’s Face

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    1 hr 18 min
  • EPISODE 52 – SAD PANTS SPARK NO JOY

    Episode 52 begins with a quick apology to the listeners for not being able to produce an episode last week. At first the usual suspects—namely exhaustion and busyness—are blamed for the lapse, but after further discussion it’s revealed that Mike and Megan haven’t really been talking. (A typical phase for married couples, that makes for some real awkwardness when you’re married to your podcast partner.) Thankfully, they could now laugh about it and the conversation is flowing again. Your hosts get into a discussion about uncomfortable commutes, trading places, and Mike’s outdated and very sad pants before Megan reads a new Journal Kernel. In other news, Megan’s in the market for tap shoes and Mike is looking to build miniature houses. The jar wants to know about preferred pizza and ice cream flavors, which leads to an impromptu round of Newlywed Game and a painful pronunciation of the word “ricotta”. Whether you enjoy mint chocolate chip, cookies and cream or whoopie pie, we think you’ll all enjoy this sweet edition of 100 Things In A Jar.

    EPISODE WINE – CARNIVOR CABERNET SAUVIGNON

    CLOSING SONG – “SO MUCH TO SAY” by Dave Matthews Band

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    1 hr 4 min
  • EPISODE 51 – BUTTERING A BED AND MAKING A BREAD

    Episode 51 kicks off with Megan giving kudos to Michael for “getting it” when it comes to her emotional labor. After Michael is more than happy to accept this praise, the talk shifts to Mike’s progress so far in the New Year and what he has been learning in the process. Despite his Grandma’s advice, all seems to be moving along nicely. From there, the talk shifts to Marie Kondo, the dangers of HGTV and Mike’s fear of public speaking. Megan’s case of the Januarys has her writing pithy journals, searching for her old drama high school VHS tapes, buying some tap shoes and giving into some flights of whimsy. The jar gives one of the most ridiculous topics to date which leads Mike and Megan to ranking Pixar movies, debating proper bed making techniques and how to correctly enjoy bread and butter. In case you’re wondering who is writing the synopsis – my way is the right way. There’s that and a whole lot more so when you’re done kissing your clothes and you’re allowed to use your phone again, remember there’s no wrong way to tune in, download and enjoy Episode 51 of 100 THINGS IN A JAR!!!

    EPISODE WINE – RYAN PATRICK REDHEAD RED

    CLOSING SONG – “GOLDEN STATE” by Eddie Vedder and Natalie Maines

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    1 hr 19 min
  • EPISODE 50 – SAME AND IMPROVED

    The holiday hiatus is over and Mike and Megan are back for their first new episode of 2019. While they may not fully buy into the concept of “New Year, New Me” there is plenty of talk about renewed outlooks and making changes. Mike’s late night panic attack leads him to discovering a brand new podcast he loves and is worth sharing – other than this one of course. Megan is wild about her latest read but doesn’t plan on taking any soul searching hikes in her quest for authenticity. There’s some talk about false termite frass, how not to handle a potential intruder and some of Mike and Megan’s latest recommendations before heading to the jar. This week’s offering is a somewhat loaded topic about getting drunk with your spouse. While that may not always be a great idea, a bottle of good wine while recording or listening to a podcast never hurt anybody. So sit back, pour a glass and enjoy this latest offering of 100 THINGS IN A JAR!

    EPISODE WINE – 2015 PSI Red

    CLOSING SONG – “MYTHOLOGICAL BEAUTY” by Big Thief

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    1 hr 19 min
  • EPISODE 49 – DO YOU NEED NEW GLOVES

    HO HO HO !!! Mike and Megan are in a festive mood for this special Christmas themed episode of 100 THINGS IN A JAR! M&M kick off the episode discussing some non-holiday topics like bagel toasting fees, ancestry and fun facts concerning redheads but in no time at all they shift to all things Christmas !!! It’s all about Christmas movies, Christmas songs, Christmas shows , Christmas cards. There’s also talk of Christmas shopping – specifically Mike’s mom and her method for finding the perfect gift (you want hats, gloves, scarves???) .The jar provides a brief detour from all the holiday talk and has Mike and Megan bravely looking towards the future. Speaking of the perfect gift idea, Mike and Megan close the show with a little present for the audience. Sorry, but there’s no returns!!! There’s all that and much more on this expanded special Christmas edition of 100 THINGS IN A JAR! And on that note, they’ll be back in 2019!

    EPISODE WINE – LaMarca Prosecco

    EPISODE SONG – “FAIRYTALE OF NEW YORK” by The Pogues

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    1 hr 27 min
  • EPISODE 48 – CRAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

    Episode 48 finds Megan officially one year older, which sets she and Michael off on a slew of birthday-related topics and a recap of their weekend, which included a pooping Santa and a trip to Dutch Wonderland that nearly turned into Blunder-land. The show shifts to more talk about birthday stress and Megan’s realization that sometimes you just need the people who brought you into the world in the first place to salvage the day (and spring for the wine). The jar offers up a song lyric this week, which leads to a discussion about color invention, poetry writing and how there are just too many damn quotes. Somewhere along the way a humorous moment causes Megan to unleash a new disturbing laugh which may ring in your ears long after this episode ends. There’s all that and a whole lot more on Episode 48 of 100 THINGS IN A JAR!

    EPISODE WINE – 2012 Sterling Vineyards Cabernet Sauvignon

    CLOSING SONG – “Happy Birthday To Me”  Cracker

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    1 hr 4 min
  • EPISODE 47 – DIARY OF A JUNIOR ROMANCE NOVEL WRITER

    The latest installment of 100 Things in a Jar begins with an exhausted Michael ,which leads to a lengthy discussion on manspreading, the changing human brain and the anxieties associated with becoming first time parents. An upcoming party has Megan cleaning the basement while listening to podcasts she highly recommends as well as some books she thinks are nightstand worthy. Speaking of worthy reads, she also unearths some of her writing from circa 6th grade which leads to the triumphant return of Megan’s Journal Kernels where she unleashes venomous tween rage by rating her days, and ranting on being an alternate member of the Seven-Sational as well as a recitation of what is to believed her first attempt at romance novel writing. There’s some brief discussion about a recent weather emergency in the area before the jar kicks off a discussion about zombie apocalypse survival techniques, the various ways to kill a zombie and a live prank phone call. So sit back and grab your food buckets because there’s all that and a whole lot more to feast on in this alive and well episode of 100 Things A Jar !!!

    EPISODE WINE – DARK HORSE DOUBLE DOWN RED

    CLOSING SONG – “ZOMBIE JAMBOREE” HARRY BELAFONTE

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    1 hr 17 min
  • EPISODE 46 – WHOEVER YOU’RE WITH, PREPARE TO BE TITILLATED!

    Episode 46 kicks off with a case of the Mondays for Mike but luckily Megan brings him out of his funk and in no time the conversation shifts to memory loss, Jeopardy confusion and some uncomfortable group movie viewings. From there, the discussion segues to side hustles, authoring children’s books and gross sex toys salesmen. Unearthing some old college papers leads Megan and Mike to discuss digging deeper and all the potential pitfalls and vulnerabilities that come with that before the jar offers up the opportunity for M&M to discuss the dumbest things they ever did. While it’s hard to name just one there are tales of plank walking, drinking disasters, dog ownership and being fired by Mickey Mouse. There’s all that and much more in this episode sponsored by Lazysaxs and 100 puh-cent Vic DiBona approved !

    EPISODE WINE – RAVENSWOOD ZINFANDEL

    CLOSING SONG – “WHERE IS MY MIND” THE PIXIES

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    1 hr 16 min
  • EPISODE 45 – DEAR KATE, I DON’T KNOW IF YOU’LL REMEMBER ME …..

    Episode 45 begins with Mike and Megan following up on last week’s episode, with a discussion on Grandma’s in-law rankings. Mike had planned to interview his Grandma, but was unable to due to a phone bill quagmire that needed attention. Speaking of quagmire, the results may not be what Megan expected to hear. From there the talk ventures into playoff baseball, Yankee teams of yesteryear and an awkward encounter for Megan. Speaking of awkward, Mike still doesn’t have a question to ask Megan, so they go to the jar which allows them to revisit their most memorable dates. Megan goes back to a time where the two weren’t really together, but was most definitely an ideal and memorable date. Afterward, Mike finally does come up with a question which leads to a discussion on dating apps, bad dates and a letter Mike penned that just really wasn’t necessary. You’ll definitely want to swipe right on this latest installment of 100 Things In A Jar!!!

    EPISODE WINE – CLINE CELLARS OLD VINE ZINFANDEL AND DARK HORSE CABERNET SAUVIGNON

    CLOSING SONG – “NO MATTER WHAT” BADFINGER

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    1 hr 8 min
  • EPISODE 44 – ARE WE YOUR FAVORITE?

    Episode 44 kicks off with Mike and Megan trading places for a day, leading to Mike’s ill-conceived business plan of starting up a daycare, while Megan’s doings has her realizing that she is in fact a grownup. Afterwards, the conversation steers towards ideal dates, the sexiness of a strong-minded woman and 47 pound cocks. It’s a rooster – get your mind outta’ the gutter !!! There’s some talk about morbid thoughts, Catholic guilt and even some fun facts about the human body (and apples) before the jar topic inquires about playing favorites, which somehow leads to a lot of fun conversation about Grandma’s totem pole, lame Facebook birthday wishes and a whole bunch of interchangeable female pop singers. There’s that and a whole bunch more meaningful – and sometimes /tænˈdʒɛn.tʃəl/ – banter which should leave you basking in the /fəˌmɪlɪˈerəti/ of the pure, unbridled joy that is 100 Things in a Jar!

    EPISODE WINE – REX GOLIATH CABERNET SAUVIGNON

    CLOSING SONG – “YOU’RE MY FAVORITE WASTE OF TIME” by MARSHALL CRENSHAW

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    1 hr 11 min

About One Hundred Things in a Jar

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Michael & Megan gather in their kitchen with a microphone, some booze and a big glass jar on our counter filled with strips of paper. Each piece has something on it—we’re not sure what. Could be a question, a comment, a word, a quotation, part of someone’s grocery list. We’re totally at the mercy of the friends and family who, at our request, sent us the pieces of paper over the last month. Whatever we pick is our topic. We don't know what it is our where it could go, so join us for laughs, awkward moments, deep thoughts and fun.