Chapter 7 of 6!  The climactic conclusion of Horkhauser's quest to save Ozzy without screwing up everything!  (Warning: Contains screwing up everything.)

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Horkhauser is cornered, with only a ten-year-old barbarian and a loud-mouthed magic dog at his side.  Is this the climactic climax of The Caverns of Jef?  IS IT?

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Things get bloody.  Blood everywhere!  Really, that's all you need to know.  Oh yeah, and there's a cave.  So that's two things you need to know.

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Should we tell you about the fight between the killer tree and the gelatinous cube?  Or searching the bloody body of a dead muttyn troll for clues?  Both sound kind of gross, huh?

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Horkhauser rides Jef's floating balloon-house to the island of Svintermere, the source of Ozzy's distress signal.  But the ghost horse has cursed Horkhauser with a "wibbly-wobbly," and the trees are getting angry.  (Does any of this make sense?  It doesn't really, does it?)

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The one where Horkhauser ruins everything, disappoints everyone, then finds a new purpose in life!  #punchmyuncleintheface

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Welcome to Season 3, The Caverns of Jef!  So close to returning home, Horkhauser is ambushed by the mysterious but clunky Jef, the stealthiest giant muttyn troll you've ever met, and he has a potentially violent proposition for him.

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Pinned down in the dairy, Horkhauser has one last chance to save the giant cow from destruction! But what if it was [SPOILER] all along?! The Great Cow Chase comes to its creamy conclusion!  (This episode is back from the phantom zone, where Libsyn destroys everything good.)

A dairy under seige! A kind-of-useless old dwarf! A trap of unlimited expletives!  And a desperate plan to hop dimensions and drive a tractor to victory!  Horkhauser... ASSEMBLE!

The cow is overrun with battling Bonks, the "Security Room" just makes you feel comforted, and Horkhauser's only ally is a grouchy dwarf as the giant dairy marches slowly to its own destruction.  This all makes, right?