It's been 2 Years and 68 days of the orange wave of power, which largely consists of inane tweets. Nonetheless, we are here to help you decipher today's political climate and crazy changes in your Internet services. Also get a VPN. Featured in today’s podcast:

• Best vs The Rest
• The Comrade in on the IR
• The Ghost doesn't make an appearance

Special Show Links

• All that money that the President wanted for the wall... https://www.npr.org/2019/03/28/707506544/air-force-needs-almost-5-billion-to-recover-bases-from-hurricane-flood-damage?fbclid=IwAR3WxRhDVydbnnZ27UYRyQPk4mJYGvcY8YcuzDbyMV7ZdC4yFfcja9aw6Z8
• Current US AG supported pardons for Iran-Contra https://www.npr.org/2019/01/14/684553791/william-barr-supported-pardons-in-an-earlier-d-c-witch-hunt-iran-contra?fbclid=IwAR0fnk7hcNkzc0KRd7khemnes8cC1XQKDT_R73OVrn6c020BJQHkRUegMQw
• UK fails to pass 3rd attempt at Brexit https://www.bbc.com/news/live/uk-politics-parliaments-47696409
• EU article 11 & 13 explained https://www.wired.co.uk/article/what-is-article-13-article-11-european-directive-on-copyright-explained-meme-ban

Music:

• 78 & 45 archive: https://archive.org/details/georgeblood
• SFX: http://soundbible.com/
• Purple Planet http://www.Purple-Planet.com 

It's been 2 Years and 61 days of the orange power band, and the crazy reps we've been doing aren't getting any gains.  Regardless, the president loses an argument with a dead war hero, gets into a spat with his advisor's husband, and practices bad Best Korean parenting with Congress. Featured in today’s podcast:

• We lose our collective minds over GDP
• Things run a little long
• The Ghost makes an appearance!

Special Show Links

• The top 10 happiest and unhappiest countries in the world, the US isn't on the lists https://www.tripzilla.com/world-happiness-index-2018/75701
• Mueller Delivers Report on Trump-Russia Investigation to Attorney General https://www.nytimes.com/2019/03/22/us/politics/mueller-report.html
• William Barr Wrote to Congress After Getting the Mueller Report https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2019/03/mueller-report-william-barr-letter-congress-full-text.html
• Socialist Norway runs a Govt Surplus https://www.regjeringen.no/contentassets/0a146ad205f3405d91f9d75497b8db21/national_budget_2019.pdf
• NZ passes gun legislation vote in 7 days, meanwhile in Missouri: https://tenthamendmentcenter.com/2014/02/20/missouri-senate-votes-to-nullify-federal-gun-control-23-10/

Music:

• 78 & 45 archives: https://archive.org/details/georgeblood
• SFX: http://soundbible.com/
• Purple Planet http://www.Purple-Planet.com
• NCS: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_aEa8K-EOJ3D6gOs7HcyNg 

It's been 2 Years and 54 days, and our patience wears thin with the Mean Orange Man in the Oval Office. New Zealand experiences a terrorist attack, and the President can't even bring himself to condemn the monster. Featured in today’s podcast:

• Rotating personnel!
• We APPROVE of something Congress does!
• Stay on target, check yo traps

Special Show Links

• The United States has begun increasing its largest cultural resource https://www.cnn.com/2019/03/14/asia/christchurch-mosque-shooting-intl/index.html
• Finland extends its Universal Income program http://fortune.com/2018/04/19/finland-universal-basic-income-experiment-ending/
• Kentucky tries its luck against the US Supreme Court https://www.aclu.org/blog/reproductive-freedom/abortion/kentucky-just-banned-abortion
• The GOP-lead Senate votes against the President TWICE! https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-47564274 & https://www.politico.com/story/2019/03/14/romney-alexander-national-emergency-1221317
• AOC continues to obliterate in the Congress https://twitter.com/owillis/status/1106292786867900423

Music:

• 78 & 45 archive: https://archive.org/details/georgeblood
• SFX: http://soundbible.com/
• Music: Purple Planet http://www.Purple-Planet.com 

It's been 2 Years and 47 days with the Orange Menace in the Oval Office. So far, nothing has really happened, but we're very scared that things just might happen. Featured in today’s podcast:

• A new Fellow traveler joins us
• A mysterious Ghost appears
• We can't stay on track

Special Show Links

• The President has a potty mouth https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYRXLqAiayA
• Time provides a transcript of POTUS' ramblings at CPAC http://time.com/4682023/cpac-donald-trump-speech-transcript/
• Jay Z's company has to fix an 11-year old's arrest https://www.orlandoweekly.com/Blogs/archives/2019/03/07/jay-zs-company-helps-get-case-dismissed-against-central-florida-boy-who-refused-to-stand-for-pledge-of-allegiance?fbclid=IwAR3hN4w5h2RPh-rGGz7TnNIJHMke50H8q3uM3vUcHHF8jde68rTCnYoORBw

It's been 2 Years and 40 days with the orange man in the oval room. This week, the President's longtime personal attorney took the stand. Meanwhile, the President himself fell down trying to take a stand in Vietnam. Maybe it was the bone spurs. Featured in today’s podcast:

• The News to Happenings ratio is off the charts
• We argue over agreeing on organized religion
• A lawyer provides documents, is still a liarlawyer

Special Show Links

• Trevor Noah trolls the Oscars https://mashable.com/article/trevor-noah-oscars-black-panther-xhosa-quote/#zs46QH_8Egqr
• Full Transcript to Michael Cohen's opening statement https://www.nytimes.com/2019/02/27/us/politics/cohen-documents-testimony.html
• Security Clearance by Nepotism https://www.nytimes.com/2019/02/28/us/politics/jared-kushner-security-clearance.html
• Canadian schools issuing suspensions over lack of vaccinations https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/kitchener-waterloo/vaccination-suspensions-waterloo-region-students-1.5034242

Music:

• 78 & 45 archive: https://archive.org/details/georgeblood
• SFX: http://soundbible.com/
• Purple Planet http://www.Purple-Planet.com
• NCS: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_aEa8K-EOJ3D6gOs7HcyNg

It's been 2 Years and 33 days with the orange man in the oval room. The Democrats are lining up! The Coast Guard trims its ranks, and is self-hate a crime? Let's talk about those things and more! Featured in today’s podcast:

• We keep things pretty clean, unlike R Kelly & YouTube
• The Dems are stacking the deck with lots of firsts
• The many implementations of Potatoes

Special Show Links

• Christopher Paul Hasson, self-declared skinhead, and all around insane person, captured before going on rampage https://www.cnn.com/2019/02/21/opinions/coast-guard-alleged-massacre-plot-bergen/index.html
• Jussie Smollett faked a hate crime for a raise https://www.cbsnews.com/news/jussie-smollet-chicago-attack-hoax-empire-actor-full-timeline-live-updates/
• #YouTubeWakeUp Campaign to end child targeting and pedophilia on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O13G5A5w5P0
• A sexist's tips on not getting laid https://www.someecards.com/news/news/guy-sexist-list-beautiful-woman/

Music:

• 78 & 45 archives: https://archive.org/details/georgeblood
• SFX: http://soundbible.com/
• Purple Planet http://www.Purple-Planet.com
• NCS: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_aEa8K-EOJ3D6gOs7HcyNg 

It's been 2 Years and 25 days of the Orange Regime holding the Oval Office hostage. The president has taken things into his own hands, knowing that Cupid’s Arrow didn’t work its magic in Congress this week. Featured in today’s podcast:

• EMERGENCY!!1!
• We have the whole soundboard back!
• The Wanderer Leaves us :(

Special Show Links

• The President feels there is an emergent issue https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_national_emergencies_in_the_United_States
• JP Morgan maybe created its own cryptocurrency? https://www.cnbc.com/2019/02/13/jp-morgan-is-rolling-out-the-first-us-bank-backed-cryptocurrency-to-transform-payments--.html
• JR tags the wall https://mymodernmet.com/jr-street-artist-mexican-border-wall/
• Marvel goes full retro-tastic https://www.marvel.com/captainmarvel/#multimedia

Subscribe to the podcast: via iTunes via TuneIn via Google Play via Spotify Music: 78 & 45 archive: https://archive.org/details/georgeblood SFX: http://soundbible.com/ Music: Purple Planet http://www.Purple-Planet.com NCS: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_aEa8K-EOJ3D6gOs7HcyNg

It's been 2 Years and 19 days since the president took office. Also, the countdown to the next government shutdown is on the clocks, scheduled to begin February 15th. Featured in today’s podcast:

• SOTU was red
• Trump is blue
• Pelosi knows how to handle children, too

Special Show Links

• Marginal tax rate on the top 0.5% https://www.politico.com/story/2019/02/04/democrats-taxes-economy-policy-2020-1144874
• Tax returns down 8% year over year https://www.politico.com/story/2019/02/08/average-tax-refund-down-1158440
• Bezos vs Pecker https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/national-enquirer-trump-717578/
• AOC lightning round https://twitter.com/nowthisnews/status/1093680562424836096
• How the Electoral College Electors are selected https://www.archives.gov/federal-register/electoral-college/electors.html#selection

Music:

• 78 & 45 archive: https://archive.org/details/georgeblood
• SFX: http://soundbible.com/
• Music: Purple Planet http://www.Purple-Planet.com
• NCS: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_aEa8K-EOJ3D6gOs7HcyNg

It's been 2 Years and 14 days of Orange Administration, and Federal Government is no longer shutdown. The President has some problems with his economic policy and Foxcom and Harley-Davidson can attest to that. Featured in today’s podcast:

• College makes you liberal
• Elections day off
• Food for thought, the crowd talks about eating and cooking
• Telemarketers, amiright?

Special Show Links

• Condoms That Change Color In Contact with STD Win Tech Award
• Five mass shootings in five days: Is America officially desensitized to gun violence?
• Foxconn & Harley

Music: 78 & 45 archive: https://archive.org/details/georgeblood SFX: http://soundbible.com/ Music: Purple Planet http://www.Purple-Planet.com NCS: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_aEa8K-EOJ3D6gOs7HcyNg

It's been 2 Years and 5 days of Orange Office, and 35 days of Federal Government shutdown. The President proclaimed that he will open the govt, but that has yet to happen. Featured in today’s podcast:

• We await the SOTU
• The Congress puts pressure on POTUS
• Don't Rape

Special Show Links

• Stone gets arrested, and he is number x https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2018/08/21/us/mueller-trump-charges.html?smid=fb-nytimes&smtyp=cur&fbclid=IwAR0AKLsqXwIG-oZHaU9CLMR2Yfe56LEhUKzN2dZ66G16aAUkQF8mUxF_H38
• Abortion access and safety globally https://www.thelancet.com/journals/lancet/article/PIIS0140-6736(18)30624-X/fulltext
• Sen Bennett gives Congress an earful https://youtu.be/1LlCn-HZDuY

Music:

• 78 & 45 archive: https://archive.org/details/georgeblood
• SFX: http://soundbible.com/
• Music: Purple Planet http://www.Purple-Planet.com
• NCS: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_aEa8K-EOJ3D6gOs7HcyNg