It's been 3 years, 2 month, and 23 days and we've got your monthly sports talk this week. Also, we start this show a bit loose and keep the ball rolling with all of the joke quality you know and love.

Glizzy in my Mouth

Moldy Berets

Car Weed

Vag Number 69420

Biden administration cancels another $7.4 billion in student loans https://www.washingtonpost.com/education/2024/04/12/biden-student-loan-forgiveness-update-save-pslf/?utm_campaign=wp_main&utm_medium=social&utm_source=reddit.com

Consumer prices rose 3.5% from a year ago in March, more than expected https://www.cnbc.com/2024/04/10/cpi-inflation-march-2024-consumer-prices-rose-3point5percent-from-a-year-ago-in-march.html

Kristi Noem Banned by Yet Another South Dakota Tribe https://www.thedailybeast.com/kristi-noem-banned-by-yet-another-south-dakota-tribe

It's been 3 years, 2 month, and 16 days under the heel of the omnipresent and overwhelming Dark Brandon Administration, and he can't keep getting away with these wins! But the Donald keeps racking up losses, and we're here for it.

Canadian on Grindr

Your Mom Shows Up

Taco Sighting

Why were Trump’s bond documents rejected – and has this impacted his civil fraud appeal? https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-fraud-bond-documents-rejected-b2523226.html

Universal Declaration of Human Rights https://www.un.org/en/about-us/universal-declaration-of-human-rights

"Screws up female brains": MAGA leaders are conditioning Republicans to back birth control bans https://www.salon.com/2024/04/05/screws-up-female-brains-maga-leaders-are-conditioning-to-back-birth-control-bans/

It's been 3 years, 2 month, and 9 days under the grinding heel of the Biden Boot, and Baltimore gets the award for Next Big Infrastructure Disaster. A number of people are presumed dead and one of America's largest ports is completely blocked.

Donald Whacks Off

Skinny Midwestern Dads

Two Bridge Problem

Comstock Act:

https://wams.nyhistory.org/industry-and-empire/fighting-for-equality/comstock-act/#:~:text=About%20the%20Document,marriage%20and%20condoned%20extramarital%20sex

Baltimore bridge crash brings scrutiny to contaminated fuel, an 'open secret' in shipping https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/dali-contaminated-fuel-scrutiny-baltimore-key-bridge-collapse-rcna145478

Elon Musk’s X Loses Lawsuit Against Research Group That Reported Rise in Hate Speech, Racist Content on Social Network https://variety.com/2024/digital/news/elon-musk-x-loses-lawsuit-against-research-group-hate-speech-racist-content-1235951153/

It's been 3 years, 2 month, and 2 days under the heel of the Iron-Fisted Biden Regime, and we can't stop mixing metaphors. Or laughing at the deplorable state of the RNC financials, for that matter. We have a great conversation with a listener on Facebook Live, so definitely check out our live stream every Friday at 8 PM ET.

Judge OJ

CoPilot Killin It

Doggie’s Got Back

Lara Trump says RNC needs to raise $500 million, sees interest in paying Trump legal fees https://www.reuters.com/world/us/lara-trump-says-rnc-needs-raise-500-mln-does-not-rule-out-paying-trump-legal-2024-02-22/

Did You See What Happened to Kyle Rittenhouse at the University of Memphis? https://www.theroot.com/did-you-see-what-happened-to-kyle-rittenhouse-at-univer-1851359689

Reddit and YouTube must face a lawsuit over the radicalization of the Buffalo shooter https://www.npr.org/2024/03/19/1239478067/buffalo-shooting-reddit-youtube-lawsuit

Instagram Is Limiting the Political Content You See. Here's How to Stop It https://www.cnet.com/tech/services-and-software/instagram-is-limiting-the-political-content-you-see-heres-how-to-stop-it/

It's been 3 years, 1 month, and 24 days under the iron-fisted rule of the Biden Crime Family. This week, we discuss the meteoric fall of Rep Jenn Johnson of NC, who built their entire political presence through TikTok, then voted to ban it. Also, Olivio Rodriguez is preventing abortions in Missouri.

Tantric M&Ms

Tik Tok Toe

Formerly Formerly Of

Supreme Court to Hear Most Significant Case About Homelessness in Decades https://nlihc.org/resource/supreme-court-hear-most-significant-case-about-homelessness-decades

Why the House voted to ban TikTok and what could come next https://www.npr.org/2024/03/13/1237501725/house-vote-tiktok-ban

The Death Toll of Whistleblowing Must End Now | Opinion https://www.newsweek.com/death-toll-whistleblowing-must-end-now-opinion-1879325?utm_term=Autofeed&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1710433627

Elon Musk’s Charitable Foundation Is the 28th Richest in the World, Is ‘Haphazard and Largely Self-Serving’ https://philanthropynewsdigest.org/news/other-sources/article/?id=14732666&title=Elon-Musk%E2%80%99s-Charitable-Foundation-Is-the-28th-Richest-in-the-World,-Is-%E2%80%98Haphazard-and-Largely-Self-Serving%E2%80%99

It's been 3 years, 1 month, and 17 days under the rule of Dark Brandon. This week, the State of the Union is STRONG!

Brown 25

Great Whiteification

Big Chubb

Run away! It's Agenda 47. https://www.barrons.com/news/agenda-47-what-trump-has-promised-if-he-wins-in-2024-79bb3dd9 

Mark Robinson won the North Carolina gubernatorial primary and has a shocking history of bigoted, offensive, and frankly, deranged remarks. https://www.zeteonews.com/p/breaking-is-this-the-most-offensive

Brown 25 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBIvS046uUU 

Hot Mic! https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/mar/08/biden-netanyahu-israel-hot-mic

It's been 3 years, 1 month, and 10 days under the heel of the Biden Crime Family, and Former President Trump has $465,438,300 of debt, and counting. The news this week has been rough, but finding humor in dark moments is how we find our way to better times.

Handy Theater Tickets

Triple Filtered Witness

Ziegler's Christian Hole

In historians' Presidents Day survey, Biden vs. Trump is not a close call https://www.npr.org/2024/02/19/1232447088/historians-presidents-survey-trump-last-biden-14th

Matt Gaetz’s Questioning of Hunter Biden Backfires Spectacularly https://newrepublic.com/post/179471/matt-gaetz-hunter-biden-question-backfires

Mitch McConnell to step down as Republican Senate leader in November https://www.cnbc.com/2024/02/28/mitch-mcconnell-to-step-down-as-republican-senate-leader-in-november-report.html

"Let's say YouTube were a newspaper, how much would it weigh?" the 73-year-old asked

https://www.newsweek.com/justice-alito-question-supreme-court-hearing-1873714

It's been 3 years, 1 month, and 3 days under the vile Liberal Regime, and Former President Trump has $453,981,779 of debt, which sounds likes a very safe place for a presidential candidate to be in. In the meantime, we continue to struggle with inept adults who chose to be parents.

White as Jesus

Blue Ribbon, ‘Ward Winnin

Someone get Goldblum

Jesus bodied Capitalists

Death of Nex Benedict did not result from trauma, police say; many questions remain https://apnews.com/article/social-media-florida-government-2a11f9a4e9256eae341a3d54c439c5af

Florida lawmakers pass ban on social media for kids under 16 despite constitutional concerns https://apnews.com/article/social-media-florida-government-2a11f9a4e9256eae341a3d54c439c5af

Fox News Star: Black People Will Vote for Trump Because ‘They Love Sneakers’ https://www.thedailybeast.com/fox-news-raymond-arroyo-says-black-people-will-vote-for-trump-because-they-love-sneakers

Rights groups oppose Texas law that lets chaplains work as school counselors https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/aug/24/texas-chaplains-school-counselors

It's been 3 years and 27 days under the iron fist of the Biden Crime Family, and they are even more sneaky than previously suspected. In fact, they're so sneaky with their criminality that neither key witness could be bothered to be witnesses in the GOP investigation. Conspiracy? Maybe.

Sandworm Hitler

I Speak Republican

GOP Shame Kink

Cop Shoots at Acorn https://youtu.be/iVNnxr2SGFg?si=et8TByKu_c7vFoBN&t=569

FBI informant lied about Biden's Burisma ties, indictment says https://www.axios.com/2024/02/15/biden-special-counsel-charges-fbi-informant-alexander-smirnov

Donald Trump ordered to pay over $350m in New York financial fraud case https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/feb/16/donald-trump-financial-fraud-case?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

It's been 3 years and 20 days under the soft, loving guidance of the Liberal Regime. They continue to reach across the aisle to accomplish what needs doing, only to have the GOP pull the rug out from under themselves to deny the Dems anything resembling a victory before November 2024.

I Like Trains

Gish Gallop Gourmet

Seal Team Dicks

Incited an Erection

The Disqualification Clause https://learnconlaw.com/78-the-disqualification-clause

We Don’t Talk About Leonard: The Man Behind the Right’s Supreme Court Supermajority https://www.propublica.org/article/we-dont-talk-about-leonard-leo-supreme-court-supermajority

Trump is not immune in 2020 election interference case, appeals court rules https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/supreme-court/appeals-court-rules-trump-presidential-immunity-2020-election-interfer-rcna133234