One Man Revolution

It's 1,303 days until the legally defined end of Donald Trump's second presidential term. Sadly, all forms of legal definition and enforcement have lost all meaning in roughly 6 years (counting from his first term). The question now stands: will the United States survive as a democracy until then? If not, what new horrible form will it take?

SCROTUM

Beef Pee

Nut Up

Angry ICE

U.S. Supreme Court limits nationwide injunctions, in case on Trump birthright citizenship order https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/scotus-opinion-trump-casa-1.7572403

Supreme Court pauses district court order preventing immigrants from being deported to third-party countries https://www.scotusblog.com/2025/06/supreme-court-pauses-district-court-order-preventing-immigrants-from-being-deported-to-third-party-countries/

What we know about US strikes on three Iranian nuclear sites https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cvg9r4q99g4o

House shelves effort to impeach Trump over Iran strikes https://apnews.com/article/trump-impeachment-al-green-684036326d3f80d6c7cdc167f2d508c3

Zohran Mamdani beats Cuomo in NY Dem Primary https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2025/06/25/nyc-mayor-zohran-mamdani-means-for-democrats/84350378007/

It's 1,306 days until the legally-defined end of the 47th Administration, pending serious congressional moves in 2027. In the meantime, we have to keep on keeping on. The No Kings protests were certainly inspiring, providing real, concrete hope that this entire nation has gone to the dogs, just the worst people in it.

Nazi Allergy

Samurai Sword Missile

GRU: New Look, Same Great Taste

State Supreme Court could order hand recount of Rockland’s 2024 Ballot https://rocklandtimes.com/2025/06/19/state-supreme-court-could-order-hand-recount-of-rocklands-2024-ballot/

Israeli hospital hit by Iranian missile strike https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cj4edzy0vqeo

Uganda Scheme https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uganda_Scheme

Largest data breach in history

https://www.tomshardware.com/tech-industry/cyber-security/16-billion-accounts-exposed-in-one-of-the-largest-data-breaches-in-history-enormous-data-haul-holds-two-accounts-for-every-human-alive

Meet "The Cliterati," The Secretive Feminist Mafia Humiliating Trump https://thehalfwaycafe.substack.com/p/meet-the-cliterati-the-secretive

It's 1,315 days until the legally-defined end of the 47th Administration, and things are getting tense. LA is the latest ring-wing whipping boy, Israel decided that they've flattened enough of the Gaza Strip and the latest cool idea is open war with Iran. Also, according to Ukrainian officials, over 1,000,000 invaders have been killed in their war. Congratulations, Putin!

Non-Guild Actors

Military-Issue Rubbers

Iron Dome NOW with Human Shielding

Senator Alex Padilla handcuffed for asking questions: https://apnews.com/video/cellphone-footage-shows-california-sen-alex-padillas-removal-from-noems-la-press-conference-8a99118de8a74eb6a569f72cd970698d

Israel Attacks Iran: https://apnews.com/article/iran-explosions-israel-tehran-00234a06e5128a8aceb406b140297299

Immigration Raids affect businesses that supply food: https://apnews.com/article/immigration-raids-california-farmworkers-1301639766f55c8d4e8e15ff2fd45687

Trump booed at the Kennedy center:  https://apnews.com/video/trump-booed-and-cheered-at-the-kennedy-center-while-attending-les-miserables-645c4773796b4d64b57f23a16ee78358

E.Jean Carol wins again: https://apnews.com/article/trump-e-jean-carroll-sexual-abuse-appeal-8e2db7bdb881ff0b9353b6fb17750f48

It's 1,322 days until this presidential term legally ends. For now, HAPPY PRIDE! Its that time of the year where we take a good, hard look at ourselves and our community and we try to examine and expand our in-group in ways no conservative could tolerate.

Joe Robiden

Napoleon got Blownapart

Donny Drag Queen

Russia Offers Political Asylum to Elon Musk Over Trump Feud https://www.newsweek.com/russia-offers-political-asylum-elon-musk-over-trump-feud-2081887?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Threads%23Echobox%3D1749209461-1

Detained men and ICE agents get sick while in horrible conditions in Djibouti - https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/jun/06/migrants-djibouti-ice

This is some bullshit and UoM will find out https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/jun/06/michigan-university-gaza-surveillance

Trump caved to the court on man deported to Guatemala https://apnews.com/article/immigration-deportation-guatemala-trump-return-64602344d97ef93529ef5f21b4fd5807

It's 1,330 days until the next president, provided things stay constitutional. If not, it won't end well for anyone. In the meantime, continue to give your congressional representatives hell, they should not know one minute of peace until President Taco is held accountable.

BBBBBBBBBBill

Layin Pipe Downhill

The Booty to the Walz

US court blocks most Trump tariffs, says president exceeded his authority https://www.reuters.com/world/us/us-court-blocks-trumps-liberation-day-tariffs-2025-05-28/

Americans Think Increased Manufacturing Employment Would Be Good for the Country but Not for Themselves https://www.cato.org/blog/americans-think-manufacturing-employment-greatfor-other-people

Stephen Miller’s wife leaves the White House to work for Elon Musk ‘full time’ https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/elon-musk-stephen-miller-wife-white-house-b2760056.html

Part One: Curtis Yarvin: The Philosopher Behind J.D. Vance https://www.iheart.com/podcast/105-behind-the-bastards-29236323/episode/part-one-curtis-yarvin-the-philosopher-217093069/

It's 1,337 days until the next president, unless someone any% hax0rs a speedrun. In the meantime, we can only hope that midterms are held and the results are legitimate and legal. Thankfully, fascism tends to be self-pruning, and everyone's least favorite South African has thrown in the towel in DC.

Lesbian Basket Weaving

Anxious Racism

Strong Russian Men

Trump has wiped Elon Musk’s name from Truth Social as GOP insiders admit he’s ‘finished, done, gone https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-elon-musk-truth-social-mentions-b2753786.html

Bernie Sanders Agrees Democrats Are 'Threat to Democracy' on Podcast https://www.newsweek.com/bernie-sanders-agrees-democrats-are-threat-democracy-podcast-2074336

A check of Trump's false claims about white genocide in South Africa https://www.reuters.com/world/us/trump-makes-false-claims-white-genocide-south-africa-during-ramaphosa-meeting-2025-05-21/

Wealthy foreign crypto investors descend on President Trump's golf club for $148 million meme coin dinner https://www.reuters.com/world/us/trump-draws-global-crypto-investors-with-148-million-meme-coin-dinner-2025-05-22/

It's 3 years, 8 months,  3 days until the next presidency. In the meantime, we are ready to provide the necessary context to remain sane, and we remind you that if the law no longer protects you, it no longer applies to you.

All Greek Max

Legendarily Incompetent

Metric in Schools

Trump lawyers tell Supreme Court that Constitution doesn’t apply to the president https://www.peoplesworld.org/article/trump-lawyers-tell-supreme-court-that-constitution-doesnt-apply-to-the-president/

Cartel family members entered U.S. in deal with Trump admin, Mexican security chief confirms https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/cartel-family-members-entered-us-deal-trump-mexican-chief-confirms-rcna206917

Conservatives block Trump agenda bill from advancing in major setback for GOP leaders https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/house-budget-committee-rejects-trump-agenda-bill-major-setback-gop-lea-rcna207239

Georgia mother says she is being forced to keep brain-dead pregnant daughter alive under abortion ban law https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna207002

It's 3 years, 8 months, 10 days until the next president should be legally taking power, but this remains to be seen. In the meantime, the Trump Admin is demonstrating a level of incompetence that can only be achieved with deliberate intent, or stunning stupidity.

Post-Semester Fluid Deposit

Bondo Trump

Implied to Harvard

Grippy Sock Vacation

Stephen Miller says Trump administration is ‘actively looking at’ suspending habeas corpus https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/watch-stephen-miller-says-trump-administration-is-actively-looking-at-suspending-habeas-corpus

How good is the UK trade pact for America? https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cp8dnm4dv2zo

Stephen Miller says Trump administration is ‘actively looking at’ suspending habeas corpus https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/watch-stephen-miller-says-trump-administration-is-actively-looking-at-suspending-habeas-corpus

West Virginia coal miners lose black lung screenings after Trump slashes worker safety agency NIOSH https://www.cbsnews.com/news/west-virginia-coal-miners-lose-black-lung-screenings-trump-slashes-worker-safety-agency-niosh/

It's 3 years, 8 months, 14 days until the next president, and the time cannot pass fast enough. 100 days into the Great Leader's regime, and regardless of the sycophant's reports, it's going terribly.

On my Pants Now

Liberty Shut Down

Worker Exploitation Day

Be careful of that street Tylenol. https://www.reddit.com/r/WeTheFifth/comments/1kbp2nv/attorney_general_pam_bondi_clai[…]m=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

DC Circuit panel allows the Trump administration to block funding. https://www.rferl.org/a/court-allows-trump-temporarily-halt-funding-to-radio-free-europe-voa/33403256.html

This is a good summary of everything that happened this week: https://open.substack.com/pub/joyannreid/p/a-saturday-reid-everything-trump?r=9h4gx&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=email

It's 3 years, 8 months, 22 days until the next president, and the time cannot pass fast enough. In the meantime, we're arresting judges, deporting people without due process, and generally causing chaos. What's fun is when people push back against the bully, like Harvard, because the bully always panics and backs down.

Trump Beats Women

Signalgate 2: Pentagon Boogaloo

iLegal

Patel says FBI arrested Wisconsin judge, Trump immigration enforcement effort escalates https://www.cnbc.com/2025/04/25/fbi-arrest-judge-hannah-dugan-milwaukee.html

Trump's surgeon general nominee, Dr. Janette Nesheiwat, faces scrutiny over credentials https://www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-surgeon-general-nominee-dr-janette-nesheiwat-credentials/

Dozen states sue Trump in bid to block new tariffs https://www.cnbc.com/2025/04/23/states-sue-trump-in-bid-to-block-new-tariffs.html

RFK Jr. wants to ban food dyes — but voluntarily https://thehill.com/homenews/5262053-rfk-jr-wants-to-ban-food-dyes-but-voluntarily/

I Ain’t Gay https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdDFWz7HqZI