I have no wifi, I eat a treat and I comfort my son.

I'm doing this silly thing, again.

My Halloween costume, my baby, my anxiety.

My baby does something cute, I get sad and I don't get listeners.

I wear sunglasses, we dance, my wife knows things about guns.

I take my pants off and talk about the end of civilization.

Wedding receptions, shower abilities and beard oppression.

I complain, I talk about my phone service and I talk about Oreos.

There's a fire drill. I tell you what happens when you eat 10lbs of oranges and the 7 things all men need.

I can do tricks. I also talk about fashion and my past.